Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (politics) % Mothers all want their  \
| sons to grow up to be President, but |
| they don't want them to become       |
| politicians in the process.          |
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\ -- John F. Kennedy                   /
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