Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (songs-poems) % Say many of cameras     \
| focused t'us, Our middle-aged shots do  |
| us justice. No justice, please, curse   |
| ye! We really want mercy: You see, 'tis |
| the justice, disgusts us.               |
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\ -- Thomas H. Hildebrandt                /
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