Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (startrek) % You are an excellent       \
| tactician, Captain. You let your second |
| in command attack while you sit and     |
| watch for weakness.                     |
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| -- Khan Noonian Singh, "Space Seed",    |
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