Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (riddles) % Knock, knock!        \
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| Who's there? Sam and Janet.      |
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| Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet |
\ Evening...                       /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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