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/ (atheism) % "Christ according to the    \
| faith, is the second person in the      |
| Trinity, the                            |
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| Father being the first and the holy     |
| Ghost the third. Each of these three    |
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| persons is God. Christ is his own       |
| father and his own son. The Holy Ghost  |
| is                                      |
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| neither father nor son, but both. The   |
| son was begotten by the father, but     |
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| existed before he was begotten--just    |
| the same before as after. Christ is     |
| just                                    |
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| as old as his father, and the father is |
| just as young as his son. The Holy      |
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| Ghost proceeded form the Father and     |
| Son, but was an equal to the Father and |
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| Son before he proceeded, that is to say |
| before he existed, but he is of the     |
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| same age as the other two. Nothing ever |
| was, nothing ever can be more           |
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| perfectly idiotic and absurd than the   |
| dogma of the Trinity."                  |
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\ [Robert G. Ingersoll]                   /
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