Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (atheism) % "I do not believe the      \
| Republicans or the Democrats have the  |
| solution to                            |
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| America's moral and spiritual dilemma. |
| Only a pervasive and national          |
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| spiritual awakening can prevent us     |
| entering the post-Christian era as     |
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| we go simultaneously into the 21st     |
| century. I believe America is in       |
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| imminent peril. We are rotting from    |
| within."                               |
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| [Jerry Falwell, "Rebuilding America's  |
\ Walls," 7/6/1997]                      /
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