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/ (definitions) % Clovis' Consideration  \
| of an Atmospheric Anomaly:             |
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| The perversity of nature is nowhere    |
| better demonstrated                    |
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| than by the fact that, when exposed to |
| the same atmosphere,                   |
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| bread becomes hard while crackers      |
\ become soft.                           /
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