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/ (religion) % Once I belonged to a group \
| that really had THE WORD. I fought like |
| hell for them. But another group came   |
| along and exposed the word of my group  |
| as shallow and degenerate. They had a   |
| better word. So I quit the first group  |
| and lost all the friends I had made and |
| I joined up with this new group. I      |
| fought like hell for them. But another  |
| group came around. They exposed the     |
| word of my group as false and           |
| materialistic. Their word was very much |
| better. So I quit the second group and  |
| lost all the friends I had made. And I  |
| joined up with this new group. I fought |
| like hell for them. Till this one guy   |
| came along and proved that there wasn't |
| any word at all. That I should go off   |
| as an individual and grow! So I quit    |
| the last group and lost all the friends |
| I had made. And now I sit home alone    |
| all day and all I do is grow. It would  |
| be nice to join up with some others who |
| feel the way I do.                      |
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\ -- J. Feiffer                           /
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