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/ (politics) % Jimmy Carter, Ted Kennedy, \
| Gary Hart, Joseph Biden and Michael     |
| Dukakis were on a cruise down the       |
| Potomac when the ship struck a rock and |
| began to sink.                          |
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| "Gentlemen," Carter said, "as good      |
| Christians, we should let the women and |
| children aboard the lifeboats first."   |
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| "Fuck the women!" Kennedy shouted.      |
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| "Do we have time?" Hart asked.          |
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| "Do we have time?" Biden asked.         |
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| "Did everyone hear that?" Dukakis       |
\ asked.                                  /
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