Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (limerick) % There was a young girl of  \
| Cape Cod Who dreamt she'd been buggered |
| by God.                                 |
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| But it wasn't Jehovah                   |
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| That turned the girl over, 'Twas Roger  |
| the lodger, the dirty old codger,       |
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\ the bugger, the bastard, the sod!       /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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