Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (atheism) % "If the book [the Bible]  \
| and my brain are both the work of the |
| same                                  |
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| Infinite God, whose fault is it that  |
| the book and my brain do not agree?"  |
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| [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Some Reasons   |
\ Why", 1881]                           /
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