Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (riddles) % Q: Why did the              \
| mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: |
| Because he left a residue at every      |
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