Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (limerick) % There was a young fellow   \
| named Gene Who first picked his asshole |
| quite clean.                            |
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| He next picked his toes,                |
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| And lastly his nose, And he never did   |
\ wash in between.                        /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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