Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!
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/ (limerick) % There was a young fellow \
| named Gene Who first picked his asshole |
| quite clean. |
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| He next picked his toes, |
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| And lastly his nose, And he never did |
\ wash in between. /
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