Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (ethnic) % Inglish Spocken Hier: some  \
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| Various signs in Poland:               |
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| Right turn toward immediate outside.   |
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| Go soothingly in the snow, as there    |
| lurk the ski demons.                   |
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| Five o'clock tea at all hours.         |
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| In a men's washroom in Sidney:         |
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| Shake excess water from hands, push    |
| button to start,                       |
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| rub hands rapidly under air outlet and |
| wipe hands                             |
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| on front of shirt.                     |
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| -- Colin Bowles, San Francisco         |
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