Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (platitudes) % May you live in \
| interesting times.             |
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\ -- Chinese proverb             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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