Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (definitions) % Hofstadter's Law:       \
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| It always takes longer than you expect, |
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\ Hofstadter's Law into account.          /
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