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/ (sports) % The University of California \
| Bears announced the signing of Reggie   |
| Philbin to a letter of intent to attend |
| Cal next Fall. Philbin is said to make  |
| up for no talent by cheating well. Says |
| Philbin of his decision to attend Cal,  |
\ "I'm in it for the free ride."          /
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