Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (songs-poems) % The glances over     \
| cocktails That seemed to be so sweet |
| Don't seem quite so amorous Over     |
\ Shredded Wheat                       /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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