Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (definitions) % Politician, n.:         \
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| An eel in the fundamental mud upon      |
| which the superstructure of             |
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| organized society is reared. When he    |
| wriggles, he mistakes the               |
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| agitation of his tail for the trembling |
| of the edifice. As compared             |
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| with the statesman, he suffers the      |
| disadvantage of being alive.            |
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| -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's         |
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