Please select the type of animal/thing you want to say your words of wisdom and select a category. It's also worth noting that I didn't write any of these. Some might be offensive, so you've been warned!


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/ (education) % The test of a first-rate  \
| intelligence is the ability to hold two |
| opposed ideas in the mind at the same   |
| time and still retain the ability to    |
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\ -- F. Scott Fitzgerald                  /
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