THA MINISTRY (D-Fense)                                               Bombing
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 How to make a simple bomb?  Thiz iz how...  I thought thiz ovah and ovah and
 one day I tried it out...  Guess what, it worked...  kinda. :-)

 DISCLAIMER (shit!):
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    Use/read thiz textphile at yar own risk.  If ya want to try out thiz
    stuff here, go ahead but don't blame me for any damage!  Take it as a
    man!

 THE REAL STUFF!:
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    Here's what ya need;   (*)  A bit of Spiritus (or any other high-
                                flamable product, the more flamable the
                                better!)
                           (*)  A piece of rope (not too thick, just a
                                small piece.)
                           (*)  Two fire-crackers. (Dutch:een trekbommeke)
                           (*)  A "Kinder-Surprise".. yep, that's right!
                           (*)  Some tape.

    If you got all these stuff, start making it!  First ya need to eat the
    'Kinder-Surprise' away to get to that stupid yellow egg kinda-thing...
    Then, open it, throw away the contents and pry two *very* little holes
    on both halves of the egg.  Then, take the rope, cut it in two and put
    one side of the rope through the one hole in the egg and make a knot
    so it won't slip out if you pull it.  Do the same with the other half.

    Then, tape the hole tight so it won't let out any fluid!!!!  When you
    think everything is secure, continue...  Else, retry!   Fill the egg
    up with your "Flamable product".  When this is done, attach the two
    firecrackers on each side of this egg, attach with your tape both ends
    of the "pull-strings" of the firecracker onto the egg...  You have your
    home-made bomb...

    Here a scheme;
                                                 ++++  = Firecracker
                      __+++++___                 ----. = Rope
                    /            \               *     = Knot
          .--------|*   FLUID    *|--------.
                    \____________/               The rest should be pretty
                        +++++                    clear...

    It works like thiz, when you pull both ends of the rope the egg breaks
    in two, thus setting off the firecracker above and below while the
    flamable product is getting out ==> Result; FIRE FIRE ... shut up Beavis!

 WARNING:
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    All i wanna say is; you can actually kill a man with it.  Well, this
    thing kinda killed my pants.  I swear to God!  My pants got on fire and
    I had to take them off in the middle of the street!  Man, I have never
    been any more embarassed before in my entire life!!!!!

 ENDING:
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    Greetz to the >Ministry< group and Daj Shung+natje, system shock users
    and The Cop, Mike, Agressor, ...

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