OK, here's how to rip off a soda machine:
REQUIRMENTS-  a dollar bill
              some strong packing tape
              a soda machine that has a bill slot
              two arms, two legs, and half a brain (optional)

Here's what you do: put the tape on the end of the bill, put the bill in, and then pull it out after you here your change fall.
Then you can get a soda and take the change and donate it to the local orphanage or whatever.

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 Red's xtra Tips: Another way to get free soda is by tipping 
the machine. You have to be careful though, there have been a few lamers
killed from falling soda machines.

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