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First off, you need some supplies. Such as:
A car...V8 engine Steel cable, or very strong rope
Fireworks..M80's,inch1/2's,rockets Heavy-duty wire cutters
BB guns..2....Co2 or pump A hack-saw
16 pennie nails...2 doz. Impact Explosives...optional
Otay, Now that we have all our supplies we can get out of the house
and reap some havoc on your home city. Get out of the house anyway you
can. Pick up some friends and snacks, pop, beer, etc...
First stop
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A residentual area that you just don't seem to like. As you drive by the
beautiful houses stop by every nice car that is parked in the street. Take out
the M-80 and place it between the rubber seal and the window. Look around some
more. If nobody is around light the fuse and get away. I suggest FAR away, and
as you are darting down the street you hear a little pop as the explosives
implode the cars window all over the inside of the car. Now wont that be a
mess to clean up in the morning. Now find another area to check and see if the
car door opens. Ah..so it does open..well..why don't you grab the cutters and
cut the locks, seat belts, stearing wheel, wires under the dash board, and all
those little knobs you control the heat, radio, and wipers with. Now on your
way out of the car go ahead and place another M-80 with an extra long fuse in
the glove conpartment. Make sure all those maps are out of there ( we wouldn't
want to start a fire. ).
Second stop
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Now aren't we getting thirsty. Let go find a pop machine. Hey! what is
that on the right? A phone booth? Let pay a call on it. Take the BB guns and
shoot out all the windows. Next time someone makes a call from that phone
boot it should be pretty hard to hear. Finally a pop machine. And look it's
even in bottles. Sixty cents! Thats way to much for a pop. Tip the machine
over on its front and listen smooth cruble of the bottles inside as it hits
the ground. If any money falls out consider it a refund for that pop you
didn't get.
Third stop
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As we are passing behind our favorite hotel, but what to our wandering
eyes should appear but some pop canisters filled with foamy root-beer.
After passing the canisters storage location we noticed that all the canisters
were gone and had mystically appeard in our truck. Hmm? So we to a parking
lot in front of a small corporation. And took one of the canisters and
attached it to the rear of our vehicle. Now with our master driver at the
wheel we drug the canister around the local residentual district. Knocking
the canister into various fire-hydrants, lightpoles, mailboxes, and other
objects protruding from the earth we manage to jam the canister under some
poor sapps automobile. Now repeat this procedure with the remaining canisters.
Fourth stop
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You know that supermarket that leaves the crates for milk and stuff out
on the docks. Well as long as we have the cable go ahead and slide the cable
threw all 50 of the crates and twist the cable on the last crate. Now jump
in our verhicle and slowly drive away. Now that all 50 of the crates are
skipping and smashing into things behind you go ahead and her some gas. Lets
whip around that turn coming up and smack that car. Now find an intersection
with no cops and stop in the middle. One of your friends jumps out cuts the
cable and jumps back in. As you drive off you notice 40 or 50 crates in the
intersection have hit several cars fairly hard. (gosh, wonder if the crates
are alright? )
Fifth stop
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A golf course. Let's turn the lights off so we can approach the course
unseen. (most courses have a caretakers house) apoint your friends certain
flags to get. (ok..mark get 1-6, Cris get 7-11, Eric get 12-18) And now Mike
gets 1-18 in his front yard. Be sure to dig little holes in his front yard
too.
Sixth stop
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Another residentual district with lots of cars parked in the street.
Park your car about a block away and walk by every car and place one nail
under the front and the back of the back tires. Next morning when everyone
gets in their car and then has to change the back tire.
Seventh stop
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That old school you went to and hated so much. Lets find a nice place
to park. You see all those doors all the way around the building. Those doors
are for people to get out in case of a fire. Well we're not going to use them
like that. Check all the doors and find the door that opens the widest. (the
doors have chains on the inside holding them together tight enough so nobody
can get in without a hack-saw. Now let get to class on time(yeah..to saw the
desks into very, very, tiny peices. Oh shit...I haven't seen the schools new
computer room. Well lets go to that room. We bust the window and unlock the
door from the inside. We walk inside and find 2 c-64's and 4 TRaSh 80's. Well
We have some m-80's left and some bottle rockets and some inchers and a extra-
long fuse. Doesn't every teacher have tape in their drawer? Yup. Tape the
fireworks onto one of the 'calculators' and tie the fuse. On your way out lets
smash some screens and light the fuse. Now fly down the stairs get in the car
and lets go home. It is about 5:OO am and the sun is rising over the horizon.
[::::::" Reap some awfully, majorlly huge, gigantic,...HAVOC!! ":::::::]
Late Night Terrorism
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