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*                 School Stoppers Vol. 2   #'s 21-40                          *
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*                              Cosmic(*)Charlie                               *
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*                              (*>The Doctor<*)                               *
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21.  Throw out the teacher and decide for yourselves what, how, why you want
to learn.  Spread the action to other classes and other schools, this happened
in Paris back in 1968.

22.  Have gigantic coughing and sneezing fits in class or in assemblies.

23.  Find out your teacher's and principal's addresses and go there at night
and spray anti-school slogans on their walls.

24.  Rub glue, lipstick, vasiline, or shit on the doorknobs of the officies of
the headmasters, principals, or on theteachers toilets.

25.  Pick up some dog training liquid at a pet store (it smells like
concentrated piss) and if you can't figure out what to do with that then
shouldn't be reading this.

26.  Intercept the teacher's mail.  Pass around, copy anything confidential or
interesting.

27.  Impersonate angry parents phoning up the school. Try complaining that a
nasty teacher has been having sex with little Johnny.

28.  Don't go to school.  Sick notes are no problem to copy.  Think of better
ways to spend your time.

29.  Make a super stink bomb out of hydrogen-sulfide and put it in the school's
ventalation system.  This has cleared schools for days.

30.  If your school has suspended ceilings (that is ceilings composed of
rectangles or squares that can be pushed up) you can put dead fish or anything
else above them. Or try dead fish in a disused locker and glue up the lock.

31.  When you get the staff totally neurotic and parannoyed, put out notes and
hints that "Tuesday is the day."

32.  With a new teacher change names in roll call, so that he/she can never
figure out who everyone is.

33.  Get your school library a subscription to any underground/anarchist/sex
oriented newspaper and insist that they make it availible to pupils.

34.  Get school note paper and type out letters to teachers fireing or
suspending them.  Soon they won't know what to believe.

35.  Do some revolutionary wall spraing.  Recipe.. Spray cans or paint and
brush, look out, a little imagination and courage.  Write your favorite slogan
on walls, billboards, blackboards, floors, etc.  A stencil is nice though it
limits size.  Best where gloves or you will get tell-tale paint on your hands.

36.  Copy and hand out a sheet with the names and house phone numbers of
teachers on it.  Now people can ring up anytime if punishments don't stop.  Say
3a.m. for instance, say you're the mafia or keep sending police, plumbers,
coffins, etc. to their
 house.

37.  Get hold of a film to be shown at school, and splice in bits of your own
making, then return it unnoticed.  Wizard wheezes for technical wizards, like
bugging the teachers toilets and hooking up the results to the school
loudspeaker system.

38.  Clog up all drains with clay, paper, etc., then flush all toilets and turn
on all taps.  Instant swimming pool.

39.  Stick up anonymous posters around the school.

40.  Always carry an awl (available at any hardware store) or sharpined
screwdrivers.  Puncture teachers tires by pushing through the sidewall (it goes
through eaisly) while pretending to tie your shoelace.  Practice at night on the
tires of any rich
 car.  Do at least two tires so that the spare doesn't help.  For real nasties
and cops, army, and polititians, add sugar and/or sand to the gas tank.  The
claw of a hammer will remove most locked gas caps, or use your awl and hammer,
tap a hole in t he gas tank, light and run.



             Written by:

                     (*>The Doctor<*)

                            &

                     Cosmic(*)Charlie




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