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SMOOTH CRIMINAL #1
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Contents:
00 Instructions
01 This page
02 Welcome
03-06 Economic pages
07-08 Practical Jokes
09-13 Weapons
14-17 Misc. swindles
18-19 Cool addresses
20 Explosives
21 Info about the mag
22-24 Contact us
Make your choice!
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Welcome to the first issue of
SMOOTH CRIMINAL!
We made this mag because we wanted to give
you some of the news and advices you would
never have heard of else...
S.C will contain good hints for you who
think your money is never enough, or you
who like making life hard for your
enemies...
Greets/Editors
PS the hints we got from a small Swedish
mag. The hints given are carefully tested
and works 100%
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Free postage: cut out and use the stamps
on the post services' adverts that comes
to your mailbox.
Free postage 2: write a non-existent
address on the envelope and write the real
addressee as sender. No stamps of course!
Free car-wash: buy a normal car wash but
take the plastic plate back home and buy a
piece of plastic of equal thickness in a
hardware store. Drill a pattern similiar
to the original car-wash plate in the
piece of plastic. Make several copies and
use them when washing your car next time.
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Free calls in phonebooths: Push the SOS
button and put a tape-recorder to the
reciever and play your number (a good
dialer is in some issue of DatorMagazin).
Free subscription: order a gift-
subscription to yourself and write it on
somebody you don't know at all! Look up a
name and address in the phonebook.
Free electricity: Put one or two very
strong magnets on your electricity
counter. It will stop completely or at
least go slower.
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Gain some money: Put an advert in a
paper: "Profitable job on the side: earn
about 100,000 crowns/year without effort!
Send 30 Kr+stamped envelope with your name
and address." The ones who answer get a
short letter saying "Do as I!"
Rent a car cheaply: Rent a Volvo, pull
the plug in the luggage boot, up to the
left under the cloth carpet.
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Buy something cheaply: Walk into a store
and pretend to come from another shop:
"Hi I am Mr. Smith from Smith's TV store.
I'd like to order a Video, model..." -"You
can send it C.O.D because I haven't
ordered anything from you before. My
address is..." This is possible with most
items.
Free car-park: Insert a flattened out
straw (type McDonalds) and put the clock
forward to as much time as you need.
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- Practical Jokes -
With Calcium carbide, which is available
in most paint stores, you can get many
interesting effects! In contact with
water it generates very strong and
unpleasant smell together with thick smoke
and a highly explosive gas - can be
ignited with a lighted cigarrette!
The tip: Flush half a kilo c.c in the
toilet at somebody you don't like. Put a
lighted cigarrette on the toilet seat, and
evacuate swiftly...
Do this when your enemy enters, effect:
cutting wounds from flying porcelain
shards, broken ribs from flying into the
wall+24 hours deafness!
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* Stick a lot of holes in a tube of
toothpaste. very funny in the morning.
* Put a small piece of soap in a tube of
toothpaste. Even funnier effect!
* Put a piece of tape on the phone hook.
(nothing happens when you lift the
reciever).
* Order alarm call for somebody... At
04:00 in the morning!
* Put plastic foil on the toilet seat, on
the porcelain rim. Disgusting effect!
* Put a percussion-cap between the rim and
the toilet-seat. Frightening effect!
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Weapons
Price-list in europe, guns (approx.)
In Swedish crowns
Marlin .22 2200:-
Kalaschnik .22 1600:-
M14 .30, 222 2900:-
Grease gun M3 3000:-
Johnsson 5000:-
Mas .22 1700:-
Ranger 30-30 2200:-
Brno .22 1400:-
Anschutz .22, 2parted 1800:-
Winchester .45 2600:-
Remington .12 1200:-
Manchurin .222 4900:-
Ruger .22 1300:-
Ruger .222 3600:-
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Weapons
Price-list in europe, guns (approx.)
In Swedish crowns
Walmet .222 5000:-
Tikka sport 5300:-
Parker hale 3000:-
FN .22 1500:-
M12 5.6 9900:-
M16 Semiauto, 5.6 8000:-
Jaeger (M16) .22 1500:-
Krico .22 1400:-
Unique .22 1900:-
HK .222 5000:-
Beretta .222 5400:-
JN 10A .22 850:-
AP 84 .22 1500:-
Mauser 1800:-
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Weapons
Price-list in europe, guns (approx.)
In Swedish crowns
USA M1 2900:-
Sauser 80 6100:-
Chapius 6000:-
Favorit 3900:-
Thompson 3500:-
Franchi 1600:-
Hyem 7*64 5200:-
Sharps 2900:-
Erma M1 1900:-
CBC 800:-
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Weapons
Price-list in europe, pistols (approx.)
In Swedish crowns
Walther 5.6 (22) 7.65 & 9mm 150-3000:-
Sig sauer 9mm 5000-8000:-
Mr French rev 1500-10000:-
HK 9mm & 5.6(22) 3000-7000:-
FN 1000-5000:-
Colt (all calibres) 5000-8000:-
Smith & Wesson (all cal.) 500-8000:-
Astra (Spanish) 150-Upwards
Glock 9mm 6000-12000:-
Brunner 2000-6000:-
Bernadelli 1000-Upwards
Beretta 1500-Upwards
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Address for Ninja-weapons, knives & such
(Also custom designs)
Cross bow
Pan right co Ltd.
P.O. Box 81-911
Taipei
Taiwan
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Muffler and crossbow hint:
In Norway and Finland it's sold openly!
Minimum age: 16 years!
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Address:
Armborst-specialisten
Box 2036
422 02 Hisings-backa
Sweden
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Misc. Swindles:
Fool 10Kr machines. Copy a real 10Kr note
in a common copier. Put tape (wide, brown
"carton-tape" on the backside. Cut a
rectangular hole around the serial number
(the lower one) and a bigger hole over the
crown (in front of the King's nose). You
can also put tape over these places.
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Hint for snuffers: Fill your empty box
with soil, go to the kiosk and buy a box
of snuff. When the kiosk-owner hands it
to you, you change your mind and want to
buy another brand. When she goes to get
it, you change the first box to the one
with soil in!
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How to fix the colour-clip on clothes:
Drill a hole exactly 12 mm from the centre
of the existent hole. Make the hole 5-6
mm big. Use a nail or other pointed
device and move the stop.
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Lottery machines: Insert a coin and pull
the lever very slowly, while feeling with
your fingers in the hole where the tickets
come out. When you can pull a ticket, you
can go on pulling as many as you want...
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Music: Buy a pre-recorded cassette, but
open it in the hinges. Don't break the
seal. Then go and exchange the tape in
the store.
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100Kr Machines: Insert the 100Kr note and
stick it to the bottom with
double-adhesive tape. Put a transparent
piece of plastic atop the 100Kr note. The
machine will take the piece of plastic.
You can go on inserting pieces of plastic
as many times you want.
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10Kr machines (which sucks in the note):
It works just as good with the cover of a
weekly magazine that has been cut to the
correct size!
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Get secret phone numbers: call the health
insurance office and say you are from SCB
and say you want the phonenumber to a
certain person because you're doing a
really important interview and it won't be
complete without a phone number.
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Free: Call 90130, hastening of a call,
and order a hastening. Make up a phone
number and say you want to hasten it.
Then you say your number is the one you
really want to reach. The operator enters
the line to check "your" phone number but
enters the one you wanted to hasten.
Those talking on the phone will not want
to continue.
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Stunguns, knives, tear-gas, films,
books, weapons, ammunition, doping prep.
* Special duties
* Box 605
* 114 21 Stockholm
* Sweden
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Cool (?) BBS:
* 0750-31282
Contains some interesting stuff...
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Blow-pipes etc. (Proffessional, effective)
* Pang-Persson
* Box 194
* 137 01 Vaesterhaninge
* Sweden
* Combat Equipment
* Box 4046
* 122 04 Enskede
* Sweden
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Explosives:
Nitro-glycerine equivalent explodes like
real nitro but with smaller effect. It's
made of 1/3 Iodine crystals and 2/3
ammonia. This should be dried to
crystals. This will be very sensitive to
blows.
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Other mixture, not sensitive:
65% (weight%) calium permanganate
35% (weight%) red phosphor
Burns faster than dynamite! Approx. 950m/s
Advice: Don't mix more than 100 g at a
time!
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Because this is the first issue, we don't
have any adverts, but you can send them in
now.
All adverts are taken in at a price of 10
SEK (Swedish crowns) sent as a note or
stamps in the envelope.
Hints and other things worth writing
about are accepted.
Most of the tips work only in Sweden, but
as this is an international magazine,
don't hesitate to send hints and tips even
if they only work in YOUR country.
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Addresses:
If you want to send adverts, articles or
tips for the mag, write to:
C-64 AMIGA
DAE/Unit 5 Pontus (ZAZ/Dual Crew)
Skogsv.11 Gaffelgatan 6
693 32 Degerfors 724 76 Vasteras
Sweden Sweden
#0586/45428 #021/358509
Even if the tips only work in YOUR country
you must send them to us because this mag
is international and what works in one
country just might work in another
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swapping. Write to:
Box 10056
630 10 Eskilstuna
Sweden
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you that we always have the LATEST games
available.
Call the Pleasure Dome Europes leading BBS
at: +46-16-127263 (14400 Baud)
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