OK, you asked for it... The o-fish-all WORLD POWER SYSTEMSŤ
commodity fetish listing I mean catalog. T-shirts and otherŤ
cultural paraphenalia ready for you to purchase so I can throwŤ
good money after bad for such aimless projects as rent, food,Ť
etc.

T-SHIRTS: Black ink on a white all cotton "BEEFY-T", in sizes LŤ
or XL only. (They're hand made in small quantities, and we simplyŤ
can't afford to order and stock all possible sizes and colors.)


Mail your hard earned cash to:

	World Power Systems
	Tom Jennings
	666 Illinois
	San Francisco
	CA 94107 USA

OMNIARCHY! T-shirt . . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Liberty T-shirt  . . . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Alan Turing T-shirt  . . . . . . .  $10 --> NOTE!
Discordian calendars . . . . . . .  $ 5
Do-It-Yourself LPG Conversion  . .  $ 5
Fido the Book (& latest version) .  $40
FidoTerm book (& latest version) .  $12
HOMOCORE BAD POETRY  . . . . . . .  $ 2

Add $2 per order for shipping. 

Cash preferred, checks to "World Power Systems"). 

Questions? Mail to Tom Jennings at 1:125/111.

IMPORTANT NOTE: These T-shirts are only available *now* -- well,Ť
until say the middle of November 1991. Why? Because we've onlyŤ
got few screens, and we strip the old images off and reuse them.Ť
So hurry up if you're interested. (You can always ask; drop aŤ
note (preferably by FidoNet).


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The OMNIARCHY T-shirts have on the front a large "circle O" (likeŤ
the circled "A" of anarchism, but better) with "OMNIARCHY!"Ť
emblazoned beneath it for the less well-informed. On the back itŤ
says in huge letters "WE'RE ALL IN CHARGE!" and in teensy lettersŤ
up at the top, "Shred of Dignity", which is us in anotherŤ
disguise.

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The Alan M. Turing shirt has a '51 photo of AMT and theŤ
inscription:

		Alan Mathison Turing (1912--1954)

	Invented the stored-program digital computer (1936); 
	broke WWII German ENIGMA cypher (1941); defined modern 
	programming concepts (1946); designed world's first 
	operating computer (Manchester, June, 1948); openly and 
	unapologetically homosexual.


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The LIBERTY T-shirt is a slight (ahem) variation on the famousŤ
and beautiful Standing Liberty from the turn of the centuryŤ
20-dollar gold piece ("golden eagle"). She's had a fashionŤ
makeover and is now the height of late 90's paranoid DiscordianŤ
style. In her left hand is a five-leafed branch of cannabis; inŤ
her right Kallisti's Golden Apple. In the background are 23 rays;Ť
on her head, appropriately enough, her long flowing hair hasŤ
become liberty spikes. She has a Sacred Chao tattoo on her leftŤ
arm; one breast is bared as she stands in defiance. She's hot.Ť
There's other tiny details all appropriately buried in variousŤ
nooks and crannies.


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The calendar is a true Discordian calendar, with the five seasonsŤ
as outlined in PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA, for the year 3158 POEE. (TheŤ
old Discordian saw goes, "73 days hath Chaos, Discord, Confusion,Ť
Beaurocracy and Aftermath".) Each is Illustrated in the properŤ
manner, and has a Julian to Discordian converter table.

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"Do-It-Yourself Automotive LPG Conversion" is a 36 page bookŤ
describing converting my car from gasoline to LPG (propane) as aŤ
motor fuel. It has some background, comparison to other fuels,Ť
personal experiences and a basic how-to of the process andŤ
equipment involved. While it may not be enough for you toŤ
complete the project end to end, it will tell you what'sŤ
involved, how it works and definitely set you in the rightŤ
direction. (PS: after a year and a couple of 5,000 mile roadŤ
trips, I can tell you it's a truly great fuel. No more gasolineŤ
for me!)


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FidoTerm is my version of the best telecomm/modem program in theŤ
world. Of course, there are lots of them. Mine has a realŤ
programming language built in, very complete but kinda obscure.Ť
It "remembers" the last few hundred screen lines. Fido/FidoNetŤ
can invoke it via the "F" local console command. It does ZMODEM,Ť
XMODEM (both flavors) and some pretty nice text transfers. 


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Fido the Book and Fido/FidoNet is of course the original FidoNetŤ
program that started all this nonsense. It is exceedinglyŤ
reliable -- you can literally leave it running for months at aŤ
time without a hiccup. It is compact, very fast, easilyŤ
customizable, supports all popular file-transfer protocols, andŤ
probably the easiest BBS for new users and still powerful forŤ
experts. It's drawbacks are: only one phone line per FidoŤ
(DesqView aware though) and doesn't support FidoNet HOLD packetsŤ
-- yet. Still the most robust and clean BBS, and the onlyŤ
integrated BBS/FidoNet system. The manual is a bit dated, but aŤ
new one is in the works and the FIDO HELP conference is filledŤ
with experienced sysops.


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HOMOCORE BAD POETRY ISSUE #5 1/2's are still available. They areŤ
gigantic format, 2ft x 3ft, two sheets, with artwork on one sideŤ
and bad poetry on the other (what else). If occasional swearŤ
words and graphic sexual matter offend you, spare us both theŤ
trouble and don't buy one.