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                        Table of Contents
     1. EDITORIAL  ................................................  1
     2. GUEST EDITORIAL  ..........................................  2
        Stepping into the Hornet's Nest  ..........................  2
     3. ARTICLES  .................................................  3
        Nodelist Robot  ...........................................  3
     4. NET HUMOR  ................................................  4
        Elections - What's happening or not  ......................  4
     5. ADVERTISE YOUR FREE SERVICE/EVENT  ........................  6
        Announcing the WRESTLING_CHAT Echo  .......................  6
     6. NOTICES  ..................................................  7
     7. FIDONET BY INTERNET  ......................................  8
     8. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  ..................................... 11
     FIDONEWS 15-41               Page 1                   12 Oct 1998


     =================================================================
                                 EDITORIAL
     =================================================================

     Greetings,

     How many Policies does FidoNet need?  Is Policy 4 not enough?
     Now there are moves, to have an Echo Policy - again.

     And how many hats does a *C's have to wear?  Is one not enough?

     Yes, call me the question _man_ if you like.  And you may wonder
     why this time. :-)

     Personally, I do not believe the *EC structure should exist.  Get
     rid of them bunch as they do nothing worth while.  Let the *C
     structure take care of ALL that it is suppose too, including that
     what the current *EC structure is doing.

     During my stint as Z5C, I voted for the current Z1C, to take the
     IC position.  So he got it, but is it not time for Bob to hand
     the Z1C chair over?  Just after the election of IC, Bob sent me
     e-mail, asking what I thought of a few items, including that if
     he should resign as Z1C.  My answer to him was, YES!  I do not
     believe, that the interest of the Nodes in Z1 is best served by
     having him holding office of both positions.

     Sorry Bob, this is not a vendatta to have you removed as Z1C,
     in fact, I could care less if you wear the hats of both.

     One of these days, we'll have more office bearers than Nodes.
     What's an office bearer?  Someone, who carries his office on his
     shoulders.  But you get my idea, no?

     Talking about Policies.

     Region 24 in Zone 2, has asked the IC for approval of a Policy.
     Sure, let them have a Policy of their own, but should it override
     Policy 4?

     Happy reading,

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     FIDONEWS 15-41               Page 2                   12 Oct 1998


     =================================================================
                              GUEST EDITORIAL
     =================================================================


                       Stepping into the Hornet's Nest

     Welcome me to the ranks of one of Fido's most persevering entities:
     the rebel without a clue.  In a brilliant display of naivete, I've
     managed to mention the terms "feed cut," "policy," and "committee"
     all in the same breath... in the MODERATOR echo! Judging by the
     heat, there are no other terms used in Fidotalk so emotionally
     charged.

     Actually, this particular hornet's nest has been swarming just about
     forever, and I'm not the first who has ever stirred it.  Perhaps
     that's the reason Policy 4 speaks in hushed tones about matters
     echomail.  Lacking any formal policy, moderators and sysops have
     generally followed an informal set of guidelines collected in the
     North American Backbone's BOFAQ text file, distributed on the
     BACKBONE file area on a monthly basis.  Most agree that the informal
     method has worked well, and may even be optimum.

     But now we're talking about feed cuts, which aren't going to work
     well no matter what system is used.  A feed cut is the ultimate
     confession that the purely voluntary approach to echo moderation and
     distribution has failed in one small area.  A moderator doesn't like
     to employ it - he's spent a lot of time trying to promote the
     conversation, not kill it.  A sysop doesn't like to make the cut -
     he's spent a good part of his life bringing people into his system,
     not ushering them out.

     No one even likes to talk about feed cuts.

     But then, that's the reason such a thing should be talked about in
     advance.  When it's necessary, when the heat is on and the
     atmosphere is emotionally charged, it's just the wrong time to be
     discussing philosophy and organizational charts, who's in charge and
     who does what.

     But the conversation is going well.  My motives have been
     challenged, my premises have been challenged... but my lineage is
     still not a subject for discussion :)  It's a good start for a Fido
     bash!

     --
     | Fidonet:  Douglas Myers 1:270/720@fidonet.org
     | Internet: doug@mdtnbbs.com
     | Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own.
     | From Mdtn_BBS  @mdtnbbs.com  [ In the Heart of Three Mile Island ]


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     =================================================================
                                 ARTICLES
     =================================================================


     Nodelist Robot

     Date : Fri Oct 09, 00:17
     From : Nodelist Robot                                      2:292/854
     To   : All
     Subj : Nodelist evolution in Zone-2 on day 282

      +--------+-------+----------+----------+----------+----------+--+
      !Zone/Jul!Ndl-254!Nodel.-261!Nodel.-268!Nodel.-275!Nodel.-282!%%!
      +--------+-------+----------+----------+----------+----------+--+
      !  1/282 !  4248 ! 4227  -21! 4184  -43! 4142  -42! 4121  -21!22!
      !  2/282 ! 13401 !13390  -11!13401   11!13355  -46!13328  -27!70!
      !  3/282 !   375 !  372   -3!  369   -3!  369    0!  362   -7! 2!
      !  4/282 !   353 !  349   -4!  289  -60!  289    0!  275  -14! 1!
      !  5/282 !    61 !   61    0!   61    0!   61    0!   60   -1! 0!
      !  6/275 !   906 !  906    0!  906    0!  906    0!  913    7! 5!
      +--------+-------+----------+----------+----------+----------+--+
               ! 19344 !19305  -39!19210  -95!19122  -88!19059  -63!
               +-------+----------+----------+----------+----------+

     --- Robo 0.37 by Kash
     --- DB 1.58/001877
     * Origin: Many Glacier / Preserve - Protect - Conserve / (2:292/854)

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     =================================================================
                                 NET HUMOR
     =================================================================


                     Elections - What's Happening or Not

     I'd promised in earlier editions to keep you all informed on the
     election for Z1EC.  Unfortunately, after I'd made this commitment,
     things started not happening.  The Z1EC had been replaced, and an
     interim Z1EC assumed the duties.  Or should I say "duty," for the
     job description specified that the interim Z1EC's sole duty is to
     conduct an election for the permanent ZEC.

     Bob Satti, however, charged the RECC to determine how to select the
     next ZEC.  This led most to assume that there would be some minor
     changes before a sysop-level election was held, but rumor has it
     that the RECC has other thoughts.

     So the news is that the RECC is poised to not decide to appoint a
     ZEC, or else they're poised to decide not to appoint a ZEC.

     In stark contrast to the non-election in the ZEC echo, the folks in
     the FN_SYSOP echo are taking a wham-bang no nonsense approach.
     After a couple weeks of nominations, I missed reading for a few days
     and found, upon catching up, that we were in the middle of a three
     day election.  I'd mention the candidates and urge you to vote, but
     if you didn't vote yet, then it's over.

     Just in case either of the above echoes want to alter their election
     methods, I figured I'd outline how some of the other echoes handle
     it.

     FN_APATHY               The moderator is expected to keep a low
                             profile here.  Elections are held every five
                             weeks when the echo falls off the backbone
                             for low traffic.  The first person to elist
                             the echo is moderator for the next five
                             weeks.  Some guy named Bob is serving his
                             13th consecutive term.

     MY_FAVORITE_MARTIN      Elections here are held on demand.  Demand
                             is off topic.

     NINJA_LITERARY          The International Order of Teen-Aged Mutant
                             Ninja Literary Commandos meets in enclave
                             annually, selecting qualified members from
                             it's rank to participate in a
                             double-elimination duel with asparagus.  The
                             survivor is elisted.  There can be only one.

     LEMMINGSnnn             The twelve thousand critters in this echo
                             scamper to the top of the backbone,
                             whereupon the moderator orders camp to be
                             made.  One of the troops protests this order
                             and elists a new echo, and then leads a
     FIDONEWS 15-41               Page 5                   12 Oct 1998


                             charge off the backbone.  This method of
                             election has been adapted in other echoes and
                             is commonly called "voting with your feet."

     DALLAS                  The moderator in this echo is appointed
                             against his will and administered
                             mind-altering drugs to ward off outside
                             influences.  He spends his days trying to
                             convince any of the other residence of his
                             echo to take the job, but they reject his
                             pleas.  His only hope is for rescue from one
                             of the freedom fighters from other echoes,
                             but he is conditioned to send them away when
                             they succeed in breaching the walls of his
                             echo.

     --
     | Fidonet:  Douglas Myers 1:270/720@fidonet.org
     | Internet: doug@mdtnbbs.com
     | Standard disclaimer: The views of this user are strictly his own.
     | From Mdtn_BBS  @mdtnbbs.com  [ In the Heart of Three Mile Island ]


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     =================================================================
                     ADVERTISE YOUR FREE SERVICE/EVENT
     =================================================================


     Emanuel Edwards
     1:348/963
     emanuel@escape.ca

     Hello all Fidonet Sysops:

     Where else can you find a great echo that will increase the users on
     your BBS?  Well here is the answer to your question.

     The WRESTLING_CHAT echo can be classified as one of the best echo on
     Fidonet today.  If you don't have internet access and want to read all
     the latest news in the wrestling world this echo will provide you with
     all the valuable information.   In the last 6 months the echo been
     getting well over 200 messages a week.  Once you request the
     WRESTLING_CHAT on your BBS you will see a great increase in news users
     on your BBS.

     Make that important decision today and request this great and
     interesting echo on your BBS.  If you need more information about the
     echo you can contact me by email at emanuel@escape.ca

     The Areatag for the echo is       WRESTLING_CHAT
     Moderator for the echo is         Emanuel Edwards
     Co_Moderator for the echo is      Barry Laws JR
     Volume of Mail in one months      1000 to 1200


     Emanuel
     Internet emanuel@escape.ca
     Fidonet  1:348/963

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     =================================================================
                                  NOTICES
     =================================================================

                       Future History

       23 Nov 1998
          35th Anniversary of Doctor Who.

        1 Dec 1998
          Fifteenth Anniversary of release of Fido version 1 by
          Tom Jennings.

       16 Feb 1999
          13th Anniversary of the introduction of EchoMail by Jeff Rush.

       12 May 1999
          12th Anniversary of Fido Operations in Zone 4;
          10th Anniversary of the creation of FidoNet Zone 4.

       24 Jul 1999
          XIII Pan American Games [through 8 Aug 99].

        9 Jun 1999
          Tenth Anniversary of the adoption of FidoNet Policy 4.07.

       10 Sep 1999
          10th anniversary of Zone 5 operations.

       26 Oct 1999
          Thirty years from release Abbey Road album by the Beatles.

       31 Dec 1999
          Hogmanay, Scotland. The New Year that can't be missed.

        1 Jan 2000
          The 20th Century, C.E., is still taking place thru 31 Dec.

        1 Jun 2000
          EXPO 2000 World Exposition in Hannover (Germany) opens.

       15 Sep 2000
          Sydney (Australia) Summer Olympiad opens.

       21 Sep 2000
          10 years of FidoNet in +7 (xUSSR)

        1 Jan 2001
          This is the actual start of the new millennium, C.E.

       -- If YOU have something which you would like to see in this
             Future History, please send a note to the FidoNews Editor.

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     =================================================================
                            FIDONET BY INTERNET
     =================================================================

     This is a list of all FidoNet-related sites reported to the
     FidoNews Editor as of this issue; see the notice at the end.

     FidoNet:

     Homepage    http://www.fidonet.org
     FidoNews    http://www.fidonews.org             [HTML]
                 http://209.77.228.66/fidonews.html  [ASCII]
     WWW sources http://www.scms.rgu.ac.uk/students/cs_yr94/lk/fido.html
     FTSC page   http://www.goldware.dk/ftsc
     Echomail    [pending]
     WebRing     http://ddi.digital.net/~cbaker84/fnetring.html  [TFN]
     General     http://owls.com/~jerrys/fidonet.html
                 http://www.trak-one.co.uk/foti

     ============

     Zone 1:       http://www.z1.fidonet.org

       Region 10:  http://www.psnw.com/~net205/region10.html

       Region 11:  http://oeonline.com/~garyg/region11/

       Region 17:  http://www.nwstar.com/~region17/

       Region 18:  http://techshop.pdn.net/fido/

       Region 19:  http://www.compconn.net

     Zone 1 Elist  http://www.baltimoremd.com/elist/

     ============

     Zone 2:       http://www.z2.fidonet.org

     ZEC2:
     Zone 2 Elist: http://www.fbone.ch/echolist/

       Region 20:  http://www.fidonet.pp.se (in Swedish)

       Region 23:  http://www.fido.dk (in Danish)

       Region 24:  http://www.swb.de/personal/flop/gatebau.html (German)
         Fido-IP:  http://home.nrh.de/~lbehet/fido (English/German)

       Region 25:  http://www.bsnet.co.uk/net2502/net/

        Region 26: http://www.nemesis.ie
           REC 26: http://www.nrgsys.com/orb

       Region 27:  http://telematique.org/ft/r27.htm

     FIDONEWS 15-41               Page 9                   12 Oct 1998


       Region 29:  http://www.rtfm.be/fidonet/  (French)

       Region 30:  http://www.fidonet.ch  (German)

       Region 33:  http://www.fidoitalia.net (Italian)

       Region 34:  http://www.pobox.com/cnb/r34.htm  (Spanish)
           REC34:  http://pobox.com/~chr

       Region 36:  http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/7207/

       Region 38:  http://public.st.carnet.hr/~blagi/bbs/adriam.html

       Region 41:  http://www.fidonet.gr (Greek/English)

       Region 42:  http://www.fido.cz

       Region 48:  http://www.fidonet.org.pl

       Region 50:  http://www.fido7.com/  (Russian)
        Net 5010:  http://fido.tu-chel.ac.ru/  (Russian)
        Net 5015:  http://www.fido.nnov.ru/  (Russian)
        Net 5030:  http://kenga.ru/fido/  (Russian & English)
        Net 5073:  http://people.weekend.ru/soa/  (Russian)

     ============

     Zone 3:       http://www.z3.fidonet.org

     ============

     Zone 4:       http://www.altern.org/zone4

       Region 90:  http://visitweb.com/fidonet
         Net 903:  http://www.playagrande.com/refugio
         Net 904:  http://members.tripod.com/~net904 (Spanish)

     ============

     Zone 5:       http://www.eastcape.co.za/fidonet/index.htm

                   please make use of ip address: 196.37.151.41 until all
                   the DNS entries have been rectified.

     ============

     Zone 6:       http://www.z6.fidonet.org

       Region 65:  http://www.cfido.com/fidonet/cfidochina.html (Chinese)

     ============

     Pages listed above are as submitted to the FidoNews Editor,
     and generally reflect Zone and Regional Web Page sites.  If
     no Regional site is submitted, the first Network page from
     that Region is used in its place.  Generally, Regional pages
     FIDONEWS 15-41               Page 10                  12 Oct 1998


     should list access points to all Networks within the Region.

     TCP/IP accessible node access information should be submitted
     to the FidoNews Editor for inclusion in their Region or Zone.

                      -----------oOo-------------

                       Fidonet Via Internet Hubs

     Node#      | Operator          | Facilities (*) | Speed | Basic Rate
     -----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+-----------
     1:12/12    | Ken Wilson        | FTP            | T1    | $24mo.
     1:13/25    | Jim Balcom        | FTP            | 56k   | $20mo.
     1:124/7008 | Ben Hamilton      |FTP,VMoT,F2I,UUE| 64k   | $10/$20mo.
     1:140/12   | Bob Seaborn       | FTP            | T1    | $5/$20
     1:270/101  | George Peace      | FTP            | T1    | $30mo.
     1:271/140  | Tom Barstow       | F2I            | ???   | $2mo.
     1:275/1    | Joshua Ecklund    | UUE,F2I        | 28.8  | $10/yr.
     1:280/169  | Brian Greenstreet | FTP            | 33.6  | $2mo.
     1:2401/305 | Peter Rocca       | FTP,UUE        | T1    | unkn
     1:2424/10  | Alec Grynspan     | FTP,VMoT       | T1    | $1mo.
     1:2424/3121| Earl Clark        | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
     1:2604/104 | Jim Mclaughlin    | FTP,VMoT,UUE   | 33.6  | $1mo.
     1:2624/306 | D. Calafrancesco  | VFOS           | 33.6  | $15yr.
     1:345/0    | Todd Cochrane     | FTP            | T1    | n/c
     1:346/250  | Aran Spence       | FTP,UUE        | T1    | $10mo.
     1:342/1022 | Steve Steffler    | UUE,F2I        | 33.6  | n/c
     1:3651/9   | Jerry Gause       | FTP,VMoT       | 33.6  | $3/$6
     1:396/1    | John Souvestre    | FTP,VMoT       | T1    | $15mo.
     2:2411/413 | Dennis Dittrich   | UUE            | 64k   | n/c
     2:33/505   | Mario Mure        | VMoT,UUE       | 64k   | n/c
     2:335/610  | Gino Lucrezi      | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
     2:469/84   | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
     2:2474/275 | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
     2:2490/5170| Lenny Murphy      | F2I            | ???   | n/c
     5:7104/2   | Henk Wolsink      | FTP            | 28.8  | n/c
     --
      + VMoT = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various)
      + F2I  = Fido2Int (W95)
      + UUE  = uuencode<->email packet transfers

     compiled by C. Ingersoll, 1:2623/71, (609)814-1978, fbn@dandy.net
     Posted on the 1st of every month in FN_SYSOP, R13SYSOP and Fidonews.
     -
     ___
      ! Origin: * Fly By Night * (609)814-1978 *(1:2623/71)


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     =================================================================
                           FIDONEWS INFORMATION
     =================================================================


      ------- FIDONEWS MASTHEAD AND CONTACT INFORMATION -------

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