úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúú úúúúúúúúúúúþþþþþþþþúúúþþþþþúúúúúúþþúþþúúúúúúúúúþþúúúúAúZA/\/phile by:úúúúúúúúúúú úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúþþúúúþþúúúþþúúúúþþúúúþþúúúúúúúþþúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúSnareúúúúúúúúúú úúúúúúúúúúúúúúþþúúúúúþþþþþþþúúúþþúúúúúþþúúúúúþþúúúúúúGreets to:úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúú úúúúúúúúúúúúþþúúúúúúúþþúúúþþúúþþúúúúúúúþþúúúþþúúúúúúúúErasmus, Cockrowchúúúúúúúú úúúúúúúúúúúþþþþþþþþúúþþúúúþþúþþúúúúúúúúúþþúþþúúúúúúúúúúEvil Eye and äà!úúúúúúúúú úúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúúú Disclaimer: I am not always right. Don't believe everything I say. Well, I FINALLY got around to writing this ZANphile. And well, I should bitch about like a thousand things, so let's address each subject one by one. HST vs. 2400 Of course HSTs are fucking better than 2400s. What the hell do you think I am? Well, contrary to poular belief almost all HST owners think that 2400 baud people do not know that HSTs are better. Look at it this way. Everybody with an HST is always bitching about and acting as if HSTs are the key to the world and they talk to 2400ers. "Bow down, you insolent slime. For I can suck file of off boards faster than you ever imagined. I am the ruler. You must kiss my ass. Why don't you get an HST?" What the hell? Whaddaya mean get an HST? It's not as if every 2400 bauder in the world says "NO! NOT AN HST! ACK! I DON'T WANT AN HST! OH NO!" Of course we want an HST! (Those who would rather have it than a car or some other thing that's a different story, but I on the other hand don't know how to drive, and am perfectly happy with my Dad's car, which has the engine the size of a refrigerator.. but hey..) So, in regard to people with 2400s. I mean, let's get more personal. On Game Parlor, I logged on and was reading around (Eightball happens to be the coolest HSTer in the biz) and suddenly found this guy posting, his handle was "Tormentor", he was telling off people with a 2400, swearing and make no sense.. It totally annoys me when people who suddenly pop up and say "Hey, I have an HST and 2400s suck". But the only 2400 abuse I accept is from known people, like Canseco and the like. I mean people must earn the right to do 2400-bashing, you can't just do it spontaneously. So all you HST peopl who just got them and are trying to put down 2400ers cause they see other, more prestigious HSTers bashing 2400ers, all of you new HST dudes, FUCK OFF! äà It rules. No doubt. Call a 312 area code board. Leave a message to Snare. Join. Note to all people who do not agree with the previous paragraph. Go fuck yourself. Things that piss me off Lately, I've been calling around and up/downloading with Bimodem and like suppose I uploaded a file yesterday.. And oops, my mom has to use the phone.. So I hang up. I call back to resume the file and I notice the message. "File Rejected" on the list. Why do you think thiss happens? BECAUSE STUPID ASS SYSOPS KEEP PUTTING THEIR NEW UPLOADS DIRECTORIES IN THEIR REJECT LIST. That has got to be the stupidest thing that I've ever heard! Various Statistics: IQ of people who cache virtual memory: -100 Well, that's it for today folks.. Gotta upload it and get some response from youze guys.. Stay tuned for part II. Where I go in to assholes that utilize Call-back verification. snAre