This directory is filled with files that I considered funny, or trying to be funny. In some cases, the files might better belong in other sections because of their chosen subject matter, but usually, someone is just trying to make others laugh. Hopefully you'll laugh too, or at least marvel that someone actually thought the chosen subject was humorous.
The sense of humor that people show online is pretty well varied; some people write fantastic diatribes on stupidity or weirdness they experience in their lives, some parody other common text files, and some just transcribe funny columns or jokes they heard. The range in this directory is, for the moment, beyond easy categorization.
| Filename | Size | Description of the Textfile |
| COMPUTER | ||
| JOKES | ||
| MLVERB | ||
| REAL | The "Real" Guides | |
| TAGLINES | Collections of One-Liners | |
| 101nos.txt | 5101 | |
| 1988.hilite | 12221 | |
| 20types | 1557 | The 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room |
| 21types.txt | 1531 | |
| 59insn.txt | 5456 | The Warning Signs of Insanity |
| a-zfuck.txt | 2572 | The A-Z of Foul Language, by Deadbeat/Independent |
| aa.jok | 1613 | The Alcoholics' Anthem (To the Tune of Men of Harlech) |
| abbott.txt | 8192 | The Famous Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" Routine |
| aclamt.txt | 3237 | Supposed Medical Terms for Unpleasant, but Funny, Situations, from the National Lampoon |
| acronym.lis | 8382 | All Over List of Acronyms, 1990 |
| acronym.txt | 1214 | Acronyms for the 1990's |
| acronyms.txt | 88234 | A Public-Domain Acronym/Abbreviation List |
| adcopy.hum | 2444 | Jason writes a bizzare Satanic Ad |
| addrmeri.txt | 1950 | Merit Badges for Man Scouts |
| admin.txt | 2433 | The Discovery of Administratium, the Heaviest Element |
| advrtize.txt | 6962 | It's an Ad Ad Ad Ad World |
| age.txt | 2381 | Were You Born Before 1945? You're a Survivor! |
| aggie.txt | 1616 | Letter from Aggie Mother to Her Son |
| aids.txt | 27477 | AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986) |
| airlines | 3109 | The Things I Hate and Love about Airlines, by Michael Rosen |
| alabama.txt | 1865 | Alabama Mom to Alabama Son (A Letter) |
| alcatax.txt | 3328 | The Alcoholics' Tax Return |
| alflog.txt | 4893 | My Life on Planet Earth: ALF's Secret Diary |
| ambrose.bie | 5752 | The Devil's Dictionary: Assulting Society |
| amchap2.txt | 1468 | How to Do a Kung-Fu Coin Grab |
| anim_lif.txt | 22602 | Life Imitating Art (About Growing Up in a Anime High School) by Curtis H. Hoffmann (November 28, 1992) |
| annoy.fascist | 8367 | 101 Ways to Annoy a Facist by The Deth Vegetable and Lyndon LaRouche |
| answers | 1631 | Quick Answers to General Subjects. Well, Sort of. |
| anthropo.stu | 5698 | The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan |
| arab.dic | 2352 | Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Muslim Areas |
| argotdic.txt | 15172 | Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot |
| art-fart.hum | 8192 | The Art of the Fart by the Guild Thieves |
| atombomb.hum | 5997 | How to Make an Atomic Bomb in 10 Easy Steps |
| att.txt | 4633 | Dealing with an AT&T Telemarketer |
| aussie.lng | 9014 | Dictionary of Australian Speak |
| b-2.jok | 1932 | Statement by Rep. Edward J. Markey against the B-2 stealth bomber, July 26 |
| bad | 22169 | Things Might Seem Really Bad |
| bad-d | 7168 | You Know it's a Bad Day When.... by the Red Phantom |
| bad.jok | 1312 | You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when..... |
| badday.hum | 4491 | A Basically Bad Day |
| bagelope.txt | 1971 | The Ecology of the Bagelope, by Kel'anth (Bagels to You and Me) |
| bank.rob | 4359 | Rules for Bank Robbers |
| barney.cn1 | 4817 | The Barney Chronicles, Volume 1, Issue 1, by Chameleon Prime |
| barney.txt | 68697 | The Day of the Barney |
| bb | 4131 | Role Playing Beavis and Butthead |
| bbq.txt | 3456 | Legal Agreement to Host a Barbeque |
| beapimp.hum | 3395 | How to Be a Pimp, guaranteed to... well, maybe not. |
| beave.hum | 3856 | Beaver Gone Bad! Fiction by Pete Stocton and Baron Von Crash |
| beer.hum | 2672 | 52 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women |
| beerdiag.txt | 3095 | Beer Diagnostics List |
| beerjesus.hum | 689 | Why Beer is Better than Jesus |
| bible.txt | 598 | Bible Misinterpretations |
| bigpic1.hum | 2766 | The Big Picture (Iceland Summit) by A. Whitney Brown |
| billcat.hum | 4770 | Exploring Bill the Cat's Brain, by Motorhead |
| bimg.prn | 15758 | The Bimbo Glossary |
| bitchcar.hum | 4337 | How to make The Most Bitchenest Car, by The Dead Kennedy |
| bitnet.txt | 29450 | Nutworks, the Electronic Humor Magazine Issue #21 (January, 1988) |
| blackapp.hum | 2390 | Rabidly offensive racist employment form |
| blackhol.hum | 5203 | New Information on Black Holes |
| blaster.hum | 1253 | How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster |
| bless.bc | 1594 | Bless B.C. I Stay |
| blooprs1.asc | 13776 | The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School |
| bmdn01.txt | 13824 | ABL's Barney Must Die Newsletter Issue #1 (May 1993) |
| boatmemo.jok | 5117 | The Summer Boat Ride Memos |
| boe.hum | 10598 | Tales from the Bureau of Explosives |
| boneles2.txt | 15330 | Manifesto of the Church of Holly Farms by Clorox Albatross |
| bored.txt | 16723 | Things to Do When Bored |
| boston.geog | 274 | Boston Geography in One Paragraph |
| browneco.hum | 7420 | Conference with Christopher Browne of Hagar |
| btcisfre.hum | 2518 | Bill the Cat is MY Friend! By the Motorhead |
| bugbreak.hum | 3729 | How to Make Bugs Breakdance, by The Daredevil |
| bugs.txt | 5094 | How to Make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil (Includes Menu of Textfiles) |
| butwrong.hum | 9106 | But it Would Be Wrong, by Bill Safire |
| buzzword.hum | 1185 | How to whip out some corporate buzzwords |
| bw-phwan.hat | 3325 | Philosophical Ramblings by Buckwheat |
| bw-summe.hat | 1674 | Just what the hell IS Summer? |
| cabbage.txt | 5686 | The Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids, by Thomas Covenant of the Phido Phreaks |
| calculus.txt | 2748 | The Event of the Calculus Exam |
| calif.hum | 731 | Why I Hate California |
| calvin.txt | 7280 | Interview with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) running for President |
| cancer.rat | 4030 | Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rats! |
| carowner.txt | 1717 | The 6 Major Personality Traits of Car Owners, from Weld Pond |
| cars.txt | 3302 | Large List of "Alternate" Acronyms for Lots of Car Makes |
| cartoon.law | 3992 | The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin |
| cartoon.laws | 4601 | The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin |
| cartoon_.txt | 3865 | O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion, from the June 1980 Esquire |
| cartoon_laws.txt | 4523 | The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin |
| cartwb.son | 4087 | Alternate Explanation for the Lyrics in a Bugs Bunny Song |
| catballs.hum | 2058 | Looking at the Cat's Balls, by Charles Bulkowski |
| catin.hat | 4412 | Sigmund Freud on Seuss, by Josh LeBeau |
| catranch.hum | 2685 | Dewey, Cheatham, and Screw Internal Memorandum |
| catstory.txt | 2137 | A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word |
| cbmatic.hum | 5517 | The New Ronco CB-Matic |
| cform2.txt | 5743 | Standardized Bonehead Reply Form |
| chainltr.txt | 1744 | The Toilet Chain letter |
| change.hum | 2290 | A Comedy of Errors around Cable Cars |
| cheapin.la | 4223 | Supposedly True Funny Interoffice Memo from the LA Times |
| chickens.jok | 3892 | How Many Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac? |
| childhoo.jok | 17034 | The Etiology & Treatment of Childhood |
| childrenbooks.txt | 1507 | Children's Books You'll Never See |
| chinesec.hum | 2465 | Chinese Profanity Translations |
| chunnel.txt | 3023 | Ode to the Chunnel, or Why the English do Not Want a Channel Tunnel |
| church.sto | 4424 | Funny (Supposedly True) Church Stories |
| climbing.let | 27721 | Climbing Letters to the Editor Part II |
| co-car.jok | 1876 | How to Recognize a Company Car |
| cockney.alp | 1498 | The Cockney Alphabet |
| coffee.txt | 9763 | Smurf Liberation Front presents the S.L.F. Coffee File by Lithium Clown |
| coffeebeerwomen.txt | 3547 | Coffee and Beer: Better Then Women |
| cogdis.txt | 9667 | Short Paper about Cognitive Dissondance |
| cold.fus | 5812 | I'm Going to Assume This is Some Sort of HillBilly joke. |
| coldfake.hum | 4006 | How To Fake Cold Symptoms by The Daredevil |
| collected_quotes.txt | 50622 | Aaron Fuegi's Collected Quotations |
| college.hum | 3682 | The Top Ten Lists Go to College, by The Deth Vegetable |
| college.sla | 19350 | The Complete College Slang Dictionary |
| college.txt | 6483 | How to Get into College by Ian Osmond (Xiphias Gladius) |
| commutin.jok | 12782 | Commuting for the Beginner |
| computer.txt | 7195 | Things to Do in a Computer Lab |
| comrevi1.hum | 20963 | Don Tylers Splash Page: Comic Reviews, Setember 1985 |
| conan.txt | 13915 | The Adventures of Conan the Librarian, by Alan Arnold |
| confucius_say.txt | 2886 | Confucius Say..... |
| consp.txt | 49422 | A Complete List of All The Stuff That's Probably in the Big Government Warehouse of All The Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know About |
| contract.moo | 11908 | Some Completely Over the Top Contract |
| cookie.1 | 33745 | The Fortune Cookie File from Karl Lehenbauer (January 14, 1989) |
| cooking.jok | 1980 | A Definition of Cooking Terms |
| coollngo2.txt | 3502 | Cyberpunk Street Slang: The Cool Lingo of 2020 |
| cooplaws | 2647 | Cooper's Laws of Life |
| cops.txt | 971 | Top Twelve Things NOT to Say to a Cop |
| corporat.txt | 1440 | The Creation of Corporate Policy |
| court.quips | 2035 | Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer |
| cowexplo.hum | 7613 | The Legend of the Cow Exploder! |
| coyote.txt | 11939 | COYOTE v. ACME (Wiley E. Coyote, Plaintifff v. Acme Company, Defendant) |
| cuchy.hum | 8524 | La Cucaracha, by Mr. Sandman |
| cucumber.jok | 5739 | The "why cu_CUM_bers are better than men" list |
| cucumber.txt | 2177 | Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men |
| curiousgeorgie.txt | 4081 | Curious Georgie by The Penguin |
| curse.txt | 4294 | Spanish Obscenities and Insults Dictionary by Midnight Sorrow |
| d-ned.hum | 3525 | The Saga of D-Ned. |
| dark.suc | 6521 | The Theory of Dark Suckers by Paul Holmgren |
| dead-r | 3079 | 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber, by The Banana Peel and the Garbage Can |
| dead2.txt | 32397 | DEAD2.DOC: A Musical Drama in -V- Parts from the Dedaparamaxx Productions |
| dead3.txt | 59417 | DEAD3.DOC: Our Heroes Enter Cyberspace by Dedaparamaxxaginos Productions |
| dead4.txt | 68489 | DEAD IV: Revenge of the Siberian Dwarf Teenage Mutant Ninja Samurai BBS Girls from Hell with Hormones That Go Bump In the Night: A Romance |
| dead5.txt | 78620 | DEAD V: Raiders of the Lost Byte by Dedaparamaxxaginos |
| deathhem.txt | 2771 | Standard Procedure on Death of Employee (A Memo, April 1, 1985) |
| dedpussy.txt | 7734 | 50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989 |
| deep.txt | 8419 | Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey |
| defectiv.hum | 3363 | Devective Defectors |
| desk.txt | 641 | Top Things that Suck at Emerson College's Library |
| deterior.hum | 1787 | DETERIORATA |
| devils.jok | 13529 | Excerpts from "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Pierce, 1911 |
| diesmurf.txt | 2805 | A Collection of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Smuggler and the Highwayman of Underground Communications (1985) |
| dieter.txt | 2933 | Transcription of a Mike Myers "Sprockets" Skit from Saturday Night Live |
| dingding.hum | 3543 | A Little Ding In the Door |
| dirtword.txt | 4832 | Words that are Not Heard on Public TV, by George Carlin |
| disaster.hum | 2327 | Reflections on Disaster |
| disclmr.txt | 3312 | A General Disclaimer |
| disclym.txt | 3312 | The Supreme Disclaimer |
| doc-says.txt | 3072 | What the Doctor Says and What the Doctor Means |
| docdict.txt | 8064 | A Little Editing Needed Here (The Doctor as Humorist) |
| docspeak.txt | 3055 | What the Doctor Says and What He Really Means |
| doggun.sto | 7273 | Freeze! I'm Armed with a Dog! |
| donut.txt | 8939 | How Different Philosophies Handle The Donut |
| dover.poem | 881 | The Dover Poem, by KWH 1981 |
| drinker.txt | 2657 | The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide |
| drinking.tro | 2435 | The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide |
| drinkrul.jok | 3144 | Philosophies of Life |
| drive.txt | 6322 | Macho Driving in Massachusetts |
| dromes.txt | 8281 | Here's a Bunch of Palindromes |
| druggame.hum | 1990 | Take Me Out to the Drug Game |
| drunk.txt | 7064 | You know it's time to go on the wagon when... |
| dthought.txt | 8507 | Collection of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey |
| dubltalk.jok | 3771 | The Quarterly Review of Doublespeak, 1988 |
| dym | 18265 | Speaking in Texican: A Primer |
| eandb.drx | 3224 | How Ernie and Bert Came to Be, by The Durex Blender Corporation |
| eatme.txt | 2059 | Eat Mee Kitchen, Chinese Food to Eat Out |
| econridl.fun | 7831 | Who paid for the Englishman? A Riddle |
| electric.txt | 2195 | Primer for Homeowners: The Electrical System |
| element.jok | 1976 | Scientists Discover Administratium, the Heaviest Element |
| elephant.fun | 5771 | Determining Your Job By How You Hunt Elephants |
| elevator.fun | 3456 | 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator by Toni Ralston |
| empeval.txt | 2944 | Profanity-Laden New Employee Evaluation Form |
| engineer.hum | 2097 | The Condemned: A poem |
| english | 9962 | Some examples of weird things that came in the English Language |
| english.txt | 12026 | A Collection of Language Questions with Answers |
| engrhyme.txt | 1889 | Poem about the foolishness of English |
| enlightenment.txt | 2471 | Drime Your Karma, Curb Your Dogma: Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment |
| enquire.hum | 7029 | The New, Improved National Enquirer, 1985 |
| epitaph | 6822 | Epitaths, Famous Last Words |
| eskimo.nel | 8728 | The Ballad of Eskimo Nell |
| exam.50 | 7620 | 50 Fun Things To Do During a Final You Were Going To Fail Already |
| excuse.txt | 5120 | Excuses for Turning Down a Date |
| excuse30.txt | 7424 | Top Excuses for Arriving Late to French Class, including French Translations! |
| excuses.txt | 3200 | A Collection of Typical School Excuses |
| f_tang.txt | 5654 | Frank Tang Sell Best Good Mushroom! (From National Lampoon) |
| failure.txt | 1844 | A Collection of Complete and Utter Failures |
| farsi.phrase | 1725 | Useful Farsi Phrases for American Officers Traveling to Iran |
| farsi.txt | 1657 | Useful Farsi Phrases for Americans Travelling to the Middle East |
| fartinfo.txt | 8673 | The Facts about Flatulence, by Margaret C. McDonald |
| fartting.txt | 3621 | ...on Farting, by Bosk |
| fascist.txt | 8521 | 101 Ways to Annoy a Fascist, by The Deth Vegetable |
| fbipizza.txt | 2673 | JOKE: The FBI Orders Pizza (1996) |
| fed.txt | 3256 | AOL Feds, by Shot |
| fegg!int.txt | 2604 | Dr. Fegg's Encyclopaedia of *All* World Knowledge (Formerly the NASTY BOOK) (April 9, 1994) |
| feggaqui.txt | 2943 | Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Apil 11, 1994) |
| feggmagi.txt | 3776 | Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Magic) (April 10, 1994) |
| female.jok | 2556 | Chemical Analysis on the "Woman" Element |
| figure_1.txt | 5400 | AT&T Customer Service Memorandum (See Figure 1) |
| final-ex.txt | 3915 | The Ultimate Final Examination |
| finalexm.hum | 3929 | Final Examination from Hell |
| fireplacein.txt | 6737 | He Swears This is a True Story about the Fireplace |
| firstaid.inf | 4633 | Quick First Aid Card |
| firstaid.txt | 3589 | First Aid for Non-Medically Minded Persons |
| flattax.hum | 2940 | The Flat-Out Tax Revisited |
| flowchrt | 1611 | FlowChart for Problem-Solving |
| flowchrt.txt | 1421 | Problem Solving Flowchart |
| flux_fix.txt | 23989 | A Very Large Amount of Random Thinking |
| footfun.hum | 873 | Cops Recover Human Foot in Sewer |
| forsooth.hum | 1064 | Mother Spanks Son and Blows Up |
| free-cof.fee | 4522 | The Coffee Manifesto by Steve Guccione (June 11, 1990) |
| freshman.hum | 4019 | A Quick note to the Freshman of Horace Greeley |
| freudonseuss.txt | 3640 | Freud on Seuss by Josh LeBeau: A Review (From the UCSD Humor Magazine) |
| from.hum | 2461 | From the 60's to the 80's |
| fuck!.txt | 2944 | The Greatness of the word "Fuck" |
| fuckyou2.txt | 11662 | Toxic Shock Presents: Fuck You Too, I I Hate Your Guts (Toxic File #49) |
| fusion.gal | 2853 | Fusion Girl (Scientific Song Parody) by Bill Higgins (1989) |
| fusion.sup | 6545 | Observation of Warm Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Soup |
| fwksfun.hum | 6335 | Fireworks Foibles and Follies |
| gaiahuma | 1759 | The Rules for Being a Human |
| ganamembers.txt | 1369 | How to Identify Gang Members |
| gas.txt | 12567 | The Fart Classification Chart (Fart Chart) |
| gd_guide.txt | 9508 | Game Developer Magazine Writer Guidelines |
| german.aut | 3154 | English and German Driving Terms |
| girlspeak.txt | 4643 | Girlspeak to English Dictionary |
| godmonth.txt | 3144 | The God of the Month Club |
| goforth.hum | 5681 | o Forth and Wait, a Play in One Act |
| gohome.hum | 4456 | Group Opposed to Harboring Movers from the East (G.O. H.O.M.E.) |
| good.txt | 1436 | How to Write Good, by Frank L. Visco |
| gown.txt | 8291 | A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown, by Charles E. Siem |
| grail.txt | 59904 | The Strictly Unofficial Script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (January 25, 1989) |
| grammar.jok | 3493 | The Future of the English Language, Demonstrated |
| grommet.hum | 3128 | Help! The Grommet's Missing! |
| grospoem.txt | 12333 | Redone Nursery Rhymes, with WAY too many disclaimers at the top |
| growth.txt | 2304 | Personal Growth Courses from hell |
| hack | 3226 | Memo To Employees: You Can Never Leave |
| hacktest.txt | 20467 | The Hacker Test (Version 1.0) by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas (June 16, 1989) |
| harmful.hum | 3642 | Dirty Air |
| hate.hum | 3741 | I HATE EVERYTHING |
| headlnrs | 4361 | A Collection of True Newspaper Headlines that Merit a Second Glance |
| hecomes.jok | 3213 | The Legend of Mad Martin |
| height.txt | 925 | The Height of ________ is.. |
| hell.jok | 3862 | Welcome to Hell! |
| hell.txt | 1307 | A List of Things in Hell |
| herb!.hum | 6784 | Herb? Who's Herb? Where's He From!?!? |
| hi.tec | 9750 | Completely Bizzare Diseases |
| hierarch.txt | 1414 | The Heirarchy of a Business |
| hilbilly.wri | 2432 | Medical Terminology for the Layperson |
| history2.oop | 8181 | A History of the Past: Life Reeked with Joy |
| hitler.59 | 5201 | The Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler (To Err is Hitler) |
| hitler.txt | 4199 | The Top 59 Mistakes Made by Adolf Hitler |
| hitlerap.txt | 2076 | Mel Brooks' Hitler Rap |
| hoonsrc.txt | 3188 | Auckland Hoon's Road Code |
| hoosier.txt | 2442 | You know you're a Hoosier when...... |
| horoscop.jok | 3206 | Horoscopes for Philosophy Graduate Students by Lije |
| horoscop.txt | 2584 | Horoscopes for Philosophy Graduate Students, by Lije |
| horoscope.txt | 2993 | Your Lifetime Horoscope |
| hotel.txt | 5464 | Some Foriegn Signs That Attempt To Be In English |
| hotnnot.hum | 9159 | He Warelock tells you What's Hot and What's Not |
| how.bugs.breakd | 4864 | How to make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil of The Police Station |
| how2bgod.txt | 6079 | How to Be God Book II by Rusty Nail, Flat Tire, Jim |
| how_to_i.pro | 2720 | How to Identify Professors |
| howlong.hum | 6950 | How Long Things Take |
| hstlrtxt.txt | 2747 | You Know You're from Hustler, Wisconsin, When..... |
| htswfren.txt | 7100 | How to Swear in French by Cherry Poptart |
| hum2 | 5350 | The Who's On First Routine by Abbot and Costello |
| humatra.txt | 9209 | HUMATRANS: A Transportation Device for Homo Sapiens |
| humatran.jok | 9812 | HUMATRANS (A Transportation Device for Homo Sapiens) (Reviews) |
| humor9.txt | 260470 | You Might Be a Redneck if.... |
| humpty.dumpty | 1388 | The Story of Humpty Dumpty |
| icm.hum | 2547 | Another First for ICM |
| idaho.txt | 14716 | The True Story of Idaho |
| idr2.txt | 2941 | The Industrial Dude Ranch Letter |
| imbecile.txt | 1876 | Position Available: Imbecile! |
| imprrisk.hum | 13056 | Enhancing the Game "Risk" by Redd Slaver |
| impurmat.hum | 4266 | Impure Mathematics |
| incarhel.hum | 2116 | Jason's 15 Incarnations of Hell |
| initials.rid | 3100 | Some of the Ancient Riddles from the Past, by Peter Young (The Initial Riddle) (May 25, 1989) |
| inlaws1.txt | 13302 | The Book of the In-Lawys |
| inquirer.txt | 4608 | The Irrational Enquirer: Headlines |
| ins1 | 3321 | The Rules for Being Human |
| insanity.hum | 9305 | Keeping Insanity in the Closet, by The Weatherman |
| insult | 2024 | 28 Laughing Ways to Insult Your Friends and Enemies |
| insult.lst | 106864 | A Completely Bizzare List of Insults of All Sorts |
| insults1.txt | 59966 | Yo Momma So Fat, I Have a List of Several Hundred Insults |
| insuranc.sty | 5753 | Some Stories about why Insurance Companies Suck |
| insure.hum | 2850 | He hurt himself because he lost his presence of mind. |
| interv.hum | 4224 | Interview with Elder Berri abut Nabih Berry |
| investi.hum | 5202 | Investigation into the "Lynch Mob" |
| iqtest | 2767 | Your Intelligence Test |
| is_story.txt | 6150 | The Story on the CD by Information Society, grabbed by Andro and Tetsuo Shima |
| italoink.txt | 1821 | Badly Faked Italian Letter Indicating the Letter-Writer is an Idiot |
| ivan.hum | 6281 | Ivan and the Burlap Quilt |
| jac&tuu.hum | 13924 | The Real Story behind Jacob Riis and The Unknown User |
| japrap.hum | 2054 | We're Jap Girls, we Take No Crap |
| jargon.phd | 3807 | Glossary for Research Papers: Strictly Speaking |
| jason.fun | 74093 | Jason Sadofsky: The Tribune Articles 1986-1988 |
| jc-elvis.inf | 4657 | JESUS and ELVIS - Coincidence, or Cosmic Plan? |
| jeffie.heh | 1563 | Oops! Jeff is in TROUBLE..... |
| johann | 475 | Why it is No-one remembers Johann? |
| jokeju07.txt | 1878 | Actual Messages from Real Church Bulletins |
| jokes | 38867 | Collection of Tasteless Jokes |
| jokes.txt | 20954 | Joke Blab from the Datanet. Edited By The Slipped Disk |
| jokes1.txt | 24334 | The Zen of Cat Bathing |
| jrrt.riddle | 975 | Collection of Really Old Riddles |
| just2 | 2108 | How to Know You're Growing Older: A List |
| justify | 1502 | Strange Text Justification Experiment |
| kid2 | 816 | Jessica Gets it All Wrong |
| kid_diet.txt | 4213 | New Infants' Miracle Diet for Overweight People |
| killer.hum | 1279 | He's the Walk In Killer |
| killself.hum | 8133 | 101 Ways to Kill Yourself! |
| kilsmur.hum | 3189 | A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry |
| kloo.txt | 11207 | The Kloo Gnomes Present: The Not-So-Sacred Book of Kloos |
| koans.txt | 8441 | Collection of Zen Koans |
| la_times.hun | 4556 | Interoffice Memos and Tar |
| labels.txt | 1178 | Some Labels..... |
| lampoon.jok | 1809 | The Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings" |
| languag.jok | 699 | The ACTUAL Uses for Each Language |
| law.sch | 4172 | A Law School Chronology... Will they Be Lawyers or Not? |
| lawhunt.txt | 3408 | Washington 1986/87 Attorney Season and Bag Limits |
| laws.txt | 9516 | Interesting US Laws, taken from the Seattle P-I |
| lawskool.txt | 5989 | A Welcome Speech Supposedly Delivered by Dean William S. Prosser to his Freshman Law Students |
| lawsuniv.hum | 3233 | Rules of the Universe, by the Masters of the Universe |
| lawyer.jok | 26307 | The Canonical List of Lawyer Jokes |
| lawyers.txt | 2237 | How Many Lawyers? |
| lazarus.txt | 3656 | From the Notebooks of Lazarus LONGINT (Parody of Lazarus Long) |
| lbinter.hum | 31676 | The Lord British Online Conference |
| leech.txt | 4573 | The Leech at Work by The Rocker |
| legal.hum | 7069 | The Law Enforcement Translator |
| let.go | 5862 | A Captain Writes His Insurance Report |
| letgosh.txt | 5374 | A Large Comedy of Errors in the Ship's Log |
| letter.txt | 22677 | Best of the David Letterman Top 10 Lists |
| letter_f.sch | 2605 | A Letter From School |
| libraway.txt | 3083 | Pat Robertson speaks out for Anal Retention sufferers |
| liceprof.sty | 1852 | Funny Passage from Gordon Ostlere, "Doctor in the House," 1952 |
| lif&love.hum | 7568 | Life and Love, by Tristan Farn0n |
| lifeimag.hum | 9781 | "All in a Days Imagination", by Theta Sigma |
| lifeinfo.hum | 9216 | The Meaning of Life (The Computer Game) |
| limerick.jok | 8184 | Small Collection of Dirty Lyrics |
| lines.jok | 12923 | A List of Classic (?) Pick-Up Lines |
| lion.jok | 10151 | The "Classic" How to Catch a Lion |
| lion.txt | 9650 | The Many Weird Ways to Catch a Lion |
| lions.cat | 12382 | A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of Big Game Hunting (Hunting Using Math Theories) |
| livnware.hum | 2911 | The Song 'Livin on a Ware' by Eddie and the Lusers |
| llamas.txt | 6253 | The Mettle Of Our Llamas |
| lll.hum | 5762 | The Legume Liberation League Manifesto |
| llong.hum | 41331 | The Notebooks of Lazarus Long |
| lobquad.hum | 1427 | The Lobster Quadrille, by Lewis Carroll |
| looser.hum | 17660 | How to Spot a Loset, by The Incognito of 202 Alliance |
| losers84.hum | 25313 | The Official 1984 LozerList by The Atom |
| losers86.hum | 13109 | The Losers of 1986, by Micro Magician/The Fugitive |
| lotsa.jok | 25057 | Grab-Bag of Jokes |
| lozers | 8877 | Chucko's Guide for Detecting Lozer Users |
| lozerzon.hum | 12970 | The Loser Zone, by The Circle Spellbook |
| lozeuser.hum | 50165 | The LoserUsers: A Documentary, by Trash Compactor |
| lp-assoc.txt | 6452 | Life Placement Associates, by Daniel P Dern |
| lucky.cha | 3492 | Judge Who You Are by the Lucky Charms Marshmallows you Like |
| ludeinfo.hum | 9298 | The Luding Chronicles, by Sinbad Sailor! |
| ludeinfo.txt | 10344 | The Basics of Luding |
| luggage.hum | 6812 | The Lost Luggage Scam |
| luvstory.txt | 69492 | Dead IV: The Book of Dead |
| luzerzo2.hum | 11778 | Another Tale From The Loser Zone: Black Buccaneer |
| m0dzmen.hum | 13819 | The Trabelling M0dzmen, Part II |
| macsfarm.old | 13137 | The Tragic Tale of Old MacDonald's Farm, a Personnel Saga by A. Mouse |
| madhattr.jok | 3019 | How to Ceelbrate Mad Hatter Day |
| madscrib.hum | 13506 | The Writings of the Mad Scribe, Volume III |
| maecenas.hum | 10905 | Marcenas, by Chuck Capaldi |
| mailfrag.hum | 4167 | Mail Fraud, by L.E. Pirate |
| makebeer.hum | 4653 | Homemade Beer, by The Whizz |
| making_y.wel | 2466 | Making your Serviceman Feel Welcome |
| malechem.txt | 2513 | MEN: The Chemical Analysis |
| manager.txt | 3249 | Managerese to Engineerese Translation Dictionary |
| manilla.hum | 1923 | Mania in Manilla |
| manners.txt | 97539 | Types of Real Trouble |
| manspace.hum | 47669 | A timeline of Men in Space, 1962-1984 |
| marines.hum | 1473 | The Outer Space Marines |
| marriage.hum | 3280 | Collection of Marriage Witticisms |
| mash.hum | 49974 | Script from M*A*S*H |
| math.1 | 11042 | Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England |
| math.2 | 12346 | Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England |
| math.far | 3177 | How Math Has Been Taught in the Last Few Decades |
| mcd.txt | 5111 | Customer Service Card for McDonnell Douglas Products |
| meinkamp.hum | 10430 | Well, it's more about Unicorns than Hitler... |
| mel.txt | 10329 | The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer, by Ed Nather (May 21, 1983) |
| melodram.hum | 16081 | All that Glitters: A Play |
| memo.hum | 2014 | Important Acronym-filled Memo |
| men&wome.txt | 9335 | Why Men and Women Get Along So Well |
| mensroom.jok | 4475 | A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom |
| merry.txt | 17012 | The Merry Pranksters And the Art of the Hoax, by Mark Dery |
| miamadvi.hum | 3394 | Miami Ad-Vice, by Thos. M. O'Brien |
| miami.hum | 8107 | Captain Goodnight's Tale of Geek Darkness |
| miamimth.txt | 1710 | City of Miami High School Mathematics Proficiency Exam |
| middle.age | 5560 | History from the Middle Ages to the Present in 70 Messed-Up Lines |
| miranda.hum | 3696 | Some Improved Miranda Warnings |
| misc.1 | 23919 | A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor |
| misery.hum | 2232 | Misery is.... |
| missheav.hum | 3961 | Missing Heaven by 18 Inches |
| modstup | 4283 | A Model of Stupidity by Greg Borek |
| montpyth.hum | 33577 | Monty Python Interview, Q Magazine, 1987 |
| moonshin | 4899 | How to Make Moonshine! By Phinneas J. Whoopie, III |
| moose.txt | 26725 | The Story of Moose Skin Bengt, by Uggadunk v3.0 |
| moslem.txt | 1488 | Important tips for Mideastern Travelers |
| mothers.txt | 2321 | A Mother's Dictionary |
| motrbike.jok | 2944 | Reasons why Motorcyles Are Better Than Women |
| mowers.txt | 2828 | Some Notes on the Operation of Rotary Lawn Mowers |
| mr.rogers | 3996 | Some Poor Guy Fired for Playing Mr. Rogers |
| mrscienc.hum | 9982 | Omnibus of Mr. Science Answers |
| mtm.hum | 8929 | The Mary Tyler Moore Show Listing |
| mundane.v2 | 22407 | The Mundanity Test (Version 2.0) (December 1, 1990) |
| murph.jok | 9568 | Murphy's Laws and Other Observations |
| murphy.txt | 5795 | Murhpy's Law, and Similar Ilk |
| murphy_l.txt | 21489 | Famous Murphy's Laws and Other Aphorisms |
| murphys.txt | 20915 | The Absolute Laws to Live By (From Murphy) |
| mutate.hum | 3298 | Self-Mutation using Programming |
| mydaywss.hum | 14336 | My Day with the Secret Service Men, by The Incognito |
| myheart.hum | 18975 | My Heart - Christ's Home, by Robert Munger |
| naivewiz.hum | 2258 | A Children's Guide to Magic, by The Silver Ghost |
| nasaglenn.txt | 571 | Top 10 Changes NASA made for John Glenn's Shuttle Trip |
| naughty.hum | 3766 | SEVEN Dirty Words? Try DOZENS! |
| netnews.10 | 1329 | The Top Ten Problems with Netnews |
| newconst.hum | 4066 | New Constitution Ideas |
| newmex.hum | 2673 | See the Map, See New Mexico, no, New Mexico, not Mexico |
| news.hum | 3365 | Short Takes on the News |
| nigel.1 | 4725 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog |
| nigel.10 | 16096 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part II |
| nigel.2 | 9431 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 02 |
| nigel.3 | 9668 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 03 |
| nigel.4 | 8845 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 04 |
| nigel.5 | 6722 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 05 |
| nigel.6 | 9980 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 06 |
| nigel.7 | 8226 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 07 |
| nigel10.txt | 16129 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part 10 |
| nihgel_8.9 | 16339 | The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 08 |
| nintendo.jok | 6157 | Leo L. Schwab is Particularly Pissed at the Nintendo Cereal System |
| normal.boy | 1152 | Cap'n Jasper's Crow's Nest: The Rules for the Normal Boy (May 1935) |
| normalboy.txt | 1168 | The 10 Commandments for the Normal Boy |
| nosuch_nasfic | 8377 | Dig from Houston about Science Fiction |
| novel.hum | 17506 | A Science Fiction Blabnovel |
| nuke.hum | 24434 | Making Your Very Own Nuke |
| nukeplay.hum | 4096 | Nuclear War and the Politics of Agression, by The Mathematician |
| nukewar.jok | 1077 | Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence |
| nukewar.txt | 43191 | NUKE: The Nuclear Age Magazine (How to Start Nuclear War) |
| nukwaste | 5788 | Yet Another Modest Proposak: The Roentgen Standard |
| number | 3619 | It's All About the Numbers... |
| number.killer | 7795 | The Number That's So Big It Kills You |
| number_k.ill | 7918 | The Killion: The Number That Kills You |
| nurds.hum | 2728 | What Makes a Nurd Most, by Mad Max |
| nysucks.hum | 2184 | The Entire Northeast Sucks! |
| o-ttalk.hum | 5265 | The Wonder and the Glory of ORCUTT TALK |
| oam-001.txt | 3538 | The Monster in the Toilet Bowl, by Stumpy |
| oam.nfo | 1221 | Come to the One Armed Monkeys BBS by Stumpy |
| oasis | 9163 | Oasis of Greed (Taking a Trip to Las Vegas) by Dave Bealer and Greg Borek |
| odd_to.obs | 3501 | An Ode to Those who Toil in Obscurity |
| odearakk.hum | 1067 | An Ode to Arrakis. What the Hell is Arrakis? |
| office.txt | 2308 | Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation |
| ohandre.hum | 1514 | Oh, Andrea Mitchell! by Thos. O'Brien |
| oilgluts.hum | 3086 | Oil Gluts are For Gluttons |
| old.txt | 4044 | Compilation of "Old XXX Never Die, They Just ....." jokes, by Mark Israel (1992) |
| oldeng.hum | 5091 | "One Of A Kind" From the Electronic Edition of One-To-One |
| oldtime.sng | 7903 | The REAL Old Time Religion, to the tune of "That Old Time Religion" |
| one.par | 3534 | The Parachute Paradigm: What Do You Do with Two people, one Parachute? |
| onetoone.hum | 48581 | The October 26, 1987 Issue of One To One |
| onetotwo.hum | 42026 | The October 19, 1987 Issue of One To One |
| ookpik.hum | 981 | OOK PIK |
| opinion.hum | 2320 | A Quick Opinion poll |
| oracle.jok | 5268 | The Usenet Oracle has Pondered Your Question Deeply... |
| ourfathr.txt | 1320 | The Revised Lord's Prayer |
| outawork.erl | 7359 | 99 Excuses for Skipping Out of Work Early |
| oxymoron.jok | 10011 | Collection of Oxymorons, some of Which are not Oxymorons, but hey. |
| oxymoron.txt | 1024 | Small Collection of Oxymorons |
| ozarks.hum | 3467 | A Little Known Castle in the Ozarks |
| p-law.hum | 1702 | The Power of Law, to the tune of "Power of Love" |
| paddingurpapers.txt | 7561 | Padding Your Papers |
| parabl.hum | 2503 | The parable of the Prodigal Student, by Mike Mahoney |
| passage.hum | 26233 | Carol Dietz got off the train and didn't look back. |
| passenge.sim | 3141 | A New Concept in Flight Simulators: The Passenger Simulator |
| peanuts.txt | 2442 | How to Open a Packet of Dry-Roasted Peanuts |
| peatchp.hum | 32671 | The Great Peach Pilferage, by Bruce E. Rodgers |
| pecker.txt | 2524 | Open Letter to Taxpayers: We're going to Tax Your Genitals |
| penisprt.txt | 2377 | The low-Cost Penis Protection Plan |
| pepsideg.txt | 5451 | The Pepsi Degeneration by Morpheous |
| phony.hum | 3062 | Real Phony House Plants |
| phorse.hum | 7229 | The Purple Horse, not by Don Marquis |
| phunatdi.ana | 6928 | How to have Phun at your Parents' Dinner Party by Mr. Mullins |
| pickup.lin | 1582 | The Canonical List of Male Pickup Lines |
| pickup.txt | 13006 | Collection of Pickup Lines |
| pipespec.txt | 2166 | The "Irish Government" Pipe Specifications |
| pizzawho.hum | 14757 | The Effect of Dimensional Transcendence on Cheese |
| planeget.hum | 6088 | This is Your Guide to Plane Hijacking! |
| pol-corr.txt | 2641 | New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991 |
| polemom.txt | 2758 | Letter to Son from polish mom |
| poli.tics | 1006 | Politics Made Simple by the Application of Cows |
| poli_t.ics | 1037 | Politics Expressed by Cows |
| policpig.hum | 2988 | Calling a Policeman a Pig, from The Anarchist Cookbook |
| poll2res.hum | 7035 | Predictions for 2007 |
| polly.txt | 4087 | The Story of Impure Mathematics |
| polly_.new | 3446 | Impure Mathematics, the Story of Polly Nomial |
| polyglot.c | 7656 | The HELLO, POLYGLOTS program |
| poopie.txt | 2604 | The Poopie List |
| popconc.hum | 3025 | Pope Concerts, by Thos. M. O'Brien |
| popmach | 1010 | How to Rip off the Pop Machines |
| popmusi.hum | 4036 | Pop Music Explained, by Thos. M. O'Brien |
| post.nuc | 1480 | Some Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence |
| potty.txt | 5760 | A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom |
| pournell.spo | 4092 | Spoof of Jerry Pournelle Articles from BYTE Magazine |
| prac1.jok | 52030 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4) |
| prac2.jok | 46836 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (Part 2 of 4) |
| prac3.jok | 50642 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4) |
| prac4.jok | 27895 | Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4) |
| pracjoke.txt | 18017 | Collection of Practical Joke Ideas |
| practica.txt | 181387 | The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes |
| prawblim.hum | 3709 | What's up with these MIDDAY COMMERCIALS? |
| prayer.hum | 1269 | Governor Edwards' Prayer |
| primes.jok | 2493 | Is Nine Prime? |
| princess.brd | 8240 | The "Reunion Scene" from _The_Princess_Bride_ |
| pro-fact.hum | 28670 | Miscellaneous Facts about Abortion |
| problem.txt | 3532 | E-Z Problem Solving Flowchart |
| progrs.gph | 11264 | The Definite Last Word on Geeks by Diamond Dave Letterman |
| proof.met | 3453 | Examples of Different Methods of "Proof" |
| prooftec.txt | 1327 | Weirdly Rewritten Collection of Proofs |
| proposal.jok | 3167 | What those Proposals Really Mean |
| prover.wisom | 2851 | The Book of Proverbial Wisdom |
| prover_w.iso | 2935 | The Book of Proverbial Wisdom |
| psalm.reagan | 1042 | The Psalm of Ronald Reagan |
| psalm23.txt | 1305 | Psalm 23, 1992 Version |
| psalm_nixon | 967 | The Nixon's Prayer |
| psalm_re.aga | 1070 | Reasan's Psalm |
| psilaine.hum | 12522 | PSI-Laine Magazine, Issue #1, 1988 |
| psych_pr.quo | 4396 | Quotes from Professor Ralph Noble, a Professor of Psychology at RPI |
| psycho.txt | 9682 | Managing Interpersonal Relationships |
| pukeprom.jok | 5737 | My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk! |
| pun.txt | 10183 | A Collection of Shaggy Dog Stories |
| pure.mat | 1848 | Pure Poor Percy P |
| pussy.hum | 3648 | Man, I sure Do Love Them Cats |
| puzzle.spo | 3754 | The Solution to the "I know Now!" Mathematical Puzzle |
| puzzles.jok | 1413 | Completely Freaky Lateral Thinking Puzzles |
| python_s.ong | 1221 | The Monty Python Philosphers' Song |
| q.pun | 7239 | Large Collection of "Q" Puns |
| quack26.txt | 102752 | The Holy Book of QUACK! |
| quantum.jok | 4281 | The Actual History of Quantum MEchanics |
| quantum.phy | 3969 | The Topic for Today is Quantum Physics, by Andrew Arensburger (June 12, 1989) |
| quest.hum | 49489 | Quest, by Plastique |
| quick.jok | 8065 | Quick List of Joking Definitions |
| quotes.bug | 2384 | Collection of Lesser Known Quotes from the Engineers of Hewlett Packard |
| quotes.jok | 16782 | Collection of Interesting Quotes from All Over |
| quotes.txt | 4326 | Some Quotes from the Usenet Newsgroup "rec.arts.comics" |
| quux_p.oem | 56385 | The Great Quux: Random Poetry and Other Loses, by Guy L. Steele, Jr. |
| r-smurf.d&d | 2252 | The Smurf Class in D&D |
| rabbit.txt | 1793 | Confess That You're a Rabbit! |
| racist.net | 11117 | Someone Gets REALLY Oversensitive about the Usenet |
| radiolaf.hum | 4754 | The American Comedy Network! |
| rapmastr.hum | 3332 | Rap Master Ronnie (Reagan) |
| ratings.hum | 2317 | Rock Record Ratings |
| ratspit.hum | 2130 | De-Ethylene Bromate by Stud Muffin |
| raven.hum | 4064 | Interrip Report on the Raven |
| readme.bat | 6281 | Holy Time-Warp, Batman! |
| reagan.hum | 962 | Quite Note off to John Hinckley |
| realest.txt | 3888 | Real Estate Ads Translated |
| reasons.txt | 3723 | Reasons Why a Three Week Old Dog Turd is Better Than a Woman |
| rec.por | 3576 | Parody about Brad Tampleton's Racist Joke Debate |
| record_.gap | 4423 | The Lurker in the interrecord Gap |
| red-neck.jks | 2352 | You Might Be Considered a Redneck if.... |
| reddwarf.sng | 1706 | Ghost Filkers In The Hall (Filk Song) |
| reddye.hum | 3415 | Caught Red Handed, by Thos. O'Brien |
| rednecks.txt | 3182 | You Know You're a Redneck if.... |
| relative.ada | 9059 | Relativity, by Patrick D. Scannell |
| religion.txt | 9958 | The Shit List! |
| renorthr.txt | 1374 | Northridge Earthquake Signage (April 10, 1994) |
| rent-a_cat | 4240 | I Would Like to Borrow a Cat |
| rentals.hum | 3583 | Rental Cars, by Thos. O'Brien |
| repair.hum | 1943 | How to Repair Electronic Equipment |
| report.hum | 1487 | Report on Ethan Fromme |
| research.hum | 2226 | Research Definitions |
| residncy.jok | 4967 | Application to Live in New Hampshire |
| resolutn.txt | 6175 | Some New Year's Resolutions, from 1989-1992 |
| resrch_p.hra | 1398 | Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases |
| resrch_phrase | 1347 | A Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases |
| revolt.dj | 2358 | Dick and Jane Instigate a Popular Revolt, by The Deth Vegetable and Iskra |
| rinaldo.jok | 4165 | Rinaldo's Laws of Organizations |
| rinaldos.law | 4852 | Rinaldo's laws of organizations |
| rinaldos.txt | 4077 | Rinaldo's Laws |
| ripoffpc.hum | 13617 | Hey, Robert Briggs was REALLY Ripped Off! |
| roach.asc | 1006 | Search is On for World's Biggest Roach |
| roadpizz.txt | 6593 | The Complete Guide to Road Pizza written by Black Kat |
| robot.tes | 3754 | Are You About to Employ a Robot? (A Test) (December 2, 1989) |
| rocking.hum | 7113 | The Daredevil's Classifications of Rock Music |
| rockmus.hum | 10320 | The Effects of Rock Music |
| rocky.hor | 59188 | The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script and Suggested Audience Participation |
| rocky_ho.rro | 60912 | Rocky Horror Script/Suggestions for Audience Participation |
| roi.txt | 3442 | JOKE: Notice of Revocation of Independence, from the BBC |
| rolls.hum | 4168 | Would You Buy a Used Rolls From This Bhagwan? By Thos. O'Brien |
| romance.hum | 915 | Romance Novel No. 209 |
| roomate.txt | 5223 | 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate |
| roommate.con | 4915 | 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate |
| roommates | 8192 | A Guide to Getting Rid of Unwanted Jerk Roommates |
| roseanna.hum | 14301 | He Fell In love With Roseanna |
| rotten.jok | 1104 | You can Tell It's Going To Be a Rotten Day When |
| rottend.txt | 1103 | You Can Tell it's Going To Be A Rotten Day When.... |
| royalfam.txt | 11827 | The Royal Family - Inbred genetic mutants or hereditary con-artists? |
| rp.txt | 25097 | Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal, Updated by Michael Stillwell (July 21, 1995) |
| rubber.txt | 2278 | A Song by PiP the Angry Youth |
| rubberus | 3043 | 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber by The Banana Peel and The Garbage Can |
| rubberus.hum | 2531 | 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber |
| rudeflik.jok | 5476 | Miss Dish's Lament |
| rudeness.hum | 2379 | Rudeness to Reagan Awards |
| ruggies | 2644 | How To Tell Ruggies |
| rules.txt | 526 | The Cardinal Rules |
| rulesfor.txt | 1154 | William Safire's Rules for Writers |
| rumormil.hum | 2825 | Rumor Room on Location at the Rumor Mill |
| russian.fun | 1495 | Are we talkng Wicked or Nasty here? |
| safefax.txt | 2042 | A Guide to Safe Fax (Humor) |
| saintsid.hum | 6392 | A Visit by Saint Vicious |
| sand.hum | 1253 | Sandman: A Poem |
| sap.txt | 4480 | Selections from the Scholastic Aptitude Prepatory Test (The SAP) |
| sarah_st.ory | 1854 | The Sarah Story (All Words Start with S) |
| satantre.hum | 18129 | Satan Trek: The Dying Generation Vol I |
| sayings.hum | 3840 | Celebrated Utterances, a Quiz |
| sayings.txt | 37626 | A Saying for Every Occasion, and Every Occasion for Its Saying |
| sayno.hum | 4615 | Starting a "Just Say No" Club |
| sayno.txt | 4955 | 101 Ways to Say No, by Vuarnet International |
| scavenge.93 | 29564 | The University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List 1993 |
| school.mud | 14948 | Infocom Adventure about Freshman Year |
| sci.gra | 1904 | Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners |
| sdvallah.hum | 17229 | Stare Decisis by Alexander of Atlantis |
| seagull.txt | 4875 | The SeaGull Electronic University Fall Semester 1990 (Humor) |
| seastory.txt | 4419 | The Admiral Tells Your Favorite Story about Hookers and Defication (Well, your only one) |
| security.hum | 2895 | Security on the Home Front, by Robert Brooks |
| selfserv.txt | 1685 | Winners of the Self-Serving Excuses (April 10, 1994) |
| seuss.txt | 1664 | The Dr. Seuss Purity Test |
| sexjokes.fun | 28800 | Large Collection of Across the Board Offensive Jokes |
| sflvrs.hacker | 29795 | A Beautiful obsession with the binary world, by Steven Levy |
| shagbook.jok | 4756 | The Book of Shag |
| shame.hum | 3163 | Shame! Naughty! Naught! From the National Satirist |
| shit.1 | 1634 | This is How Shit Happens |
| shit.def | 4964 | Large Collection of Fecal Output Terms |
| shit.txt | 1999 | A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments |
| shitlist.txt | 4755 | The "Infamous" Shit List |
| shitmemo.txt | 1729 | A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments |
| shorties.jok | 21952 | Collection of Short Jokes |
| shrink.news | 1956 | The Shrink Sports News |
| shuttleb.hum | 2432 | A Moment's Horror Brings Momentous Grief |
| signatur.jok | 9735 | Collection of Stupid .signature Files |
| sigs.txt | 15038 | The Enormous Signature File Collection |
| simp.txt | 2683 | Simplified Integrated Modular Prose by The Bear |
| sinksub.txt | 3041 | Sinking a Sub, by Hellrazor |
| skincat | 8751 | 101 Ways to Skin a Cat by Master Control (1991) |
| skippy.hum | 5490 | How to Screw with Ask the Expert |
| skippy.txt | 6324 | Ask the Expert, written by Tristan Farnon and D'ark Angel |
| slogans.txt | 2048 | List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week |
| smackjok.hum | 13056 | All sorts of racist/sexist/disgusting humor. |
| smartass.txt | 4956 | The Ultimate Final Test |
| smiley.txt | 7530 | Large Collection of Emoticons/Smileys |
| smokers.txt | 1832 | Short Story for Smokers Only |
| smurf-03.txt | 10831 | The Smurf Squishers' Handbook Volume III by The Smurf Butcher Bobs (August 28, 1986) |
| smurf_co.txt | 14751 | The SmurfCODE (1990) |
| smurfkil.hum | 15072 | Smurf Genocide Volume #1 |
| smurfs.cc | 3231 | A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Highwayman, and The Smuggler |
| snake_ng.ras | 2712 | An MIT Student Talks about his pet Boa Constrictor |
| snipe.txt | 1920 | SNIPE SORCERY: The Invocation of the Baboo, a Collection of False Wicca |
| soccer.txt | 1450 | Top 10 New Precautions The British Have Taken to Avoid Soccer Voilence |
| socecon.hum | 13541 | The New Socialism, by John K. Williams |
| social.hum | 6441 | Economic Power, by Joseph S. Fulda |
| socks.drx | 3540 | Where the Missing Socks from the Laundry Go, by Snarastaman |
| soleleer.hum | 22051 | Stare Decisis Chapter 9: SOLE LEER |
| solviets.hum | 2609 | The Soviets: What are they pulling now? |
| some_hu.mor | 6505 | Collection of odd 1976 Newspaper Stories |
| soporifi.abs | 2651 | The Ballade of Soporific Absorption from 1958 (January 12, 1989) |
| sorority.gir | 7031 | Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes |
| spelin_r.ifo | 1464 | Spelling Reform, a Letter at a Time |
| speling.msk | 4113 | Indications you're reading Popular English |
| spider.hum | 1935 | Creepy Accounting of a Tarantula Killing a Sparrow |
| spoonlis.txt | 15459 | A List of Malapropisms, Mixed Metaphors, Spoonerisms, Etc. by Noel Giffin (February, 1993) |
| spydust.hum | 4693 | Spy Dust Mopped Up, a Special Report |
| squids.gph | 6603 | The True Definition of a SQUID by The Ascii Assassin |
| st_silic.txt | 5918 | More Silliness from Saint Silicon |
| staff.txt | 2838 | Courses Being Taught Over There or Something |
| standard.hum | 5894 | Yet Another Modest Proposal |
| startrek.txt | 2104 | Startrek, The Ultimate Story! |
| stereo.txt | 4988 | Troubleshooting Your New Stereo, by P. Harris |
| steroid.txt | 3080 | Announcing the creation of TEXT FILE STEROIDS! |
| stone.hum | 24988 | Odd Little Story About Sucking the Life Out Of Someone |
| strine.txt | 46263 | The Strine Dictionary, by Ure Smith, of Sydney (1965) |
| strsdiet.txt | 1513 | The Stress Diet |
| studentb.txt | 4066 | The World According To Student Bloopers |
| subrdead.hum | 39636 | The Suburban Book Of The Dead, Version 1.0 |
| suicide2.txt | 9199 | 13 Ways to Commit Suicide by KvM of STACC |
| sungenu.hum | 7919 | The Latest Cult Hero: Dr. J.R. (Bob) Dobbs |
| supermar.rul | 3129 | The Secret Supermarket Rules List |
| swearfrn.hum | 7100 | How to Swear in French, by Cherry Poptart |
| sysadmin.txt | 14090 | Know Your System Administrator: A Field Guide |
| sysman.txt | 7128 | Extract from "The Way It Is" - Warner/Davis |
| t-10.hum | 2249 | T-10, where are you? |
| t-shirt.hum | 4859 | T-Shirts: The Human Bumpersticker |
| t_zone.jok | 9046 | Mission Impossible Meets the Twilight Zone |
| takenote.jok | 2047 | How to Take Notes in Professor Mitchell's Class |
| talebeat.hum | 11975 | Rock The Story of Nick and the Intergalactic Break Dancers |
| talkbizr.txt | 17815 | The Talk.Bizzare Board Game: Rules and Diagram |
| taping.hum | 5117 | The TAPING I: Rag File on Jeff Spicolli |
| tarot.txt | 6362 | Major Arcana Tarot Cards that Didn't Quite Make It |
| teens.txt | 2875 | How to Survive the Terrible Teens: An Owners' Guide |
| teevee.hum | 4333 | Television Programs from Outer Space |
| telecom.q | 16195 | Large Collection of Telephone-Related Quotes |
| televisi.hum | 5832 | How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano |
| televisi.txt | 6878 | How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano, by The Great Crumal |
| temphell.jok | 1318 | The Tempature of Heaven |
| terbear.txt | 6021 | The Terror Bears on the Rampage, by Darkside 444 |
| termpoem.txt | 1725 | Terminal Panic, or Why Didn't I Become an English Major? By Susan Crawshaw |
| terms.hum | 7487 | An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman |
| terrmcd'.hum | 7203 | How to Terrorize McDonalds |
| terrnieg.hum | 3283 | How to Terorize the Neighborhood |
| test.hum | 4982 | Current Affairs Quiz, January, 1984 |
| test.jok | 10488 | How to Test those Christians |
| test2.jok | 4927 | More Tests for Bibliolators |
| testchri.txt | 4230 | Here are more tests for our Bibliolators... |
| texican.dic | 18070 | Texasese Speak Listing, or Texas Crude Dictionary |
| texican.lex | 18069 | List of Texas Crude (Dialect) |
| textgrap.hum | 2730 | A REALLY old classic by Jason Scott, The Slipped Disk |
| tfepisod.hum | 5970 | Episode Guide for Tristan Farn0n stuff |
| tfpoems.hum | 1629 | A Few Quick Poems from Tristan Farn0n |
| the_ant.txt | 2916 | A Quick Update to the Fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper |
| the_math.hel | 5773 | The Math Problem From Hell |
| thecube.hum | 5842 | Pirate Publication by Supplier |
| thermite.ana | 11392 | Thermite Incendiaries and Formulas, by Primo Pyro |
| thesis.beh | 5423 | 101 Things Not to do at Or For Your Thesis Defense |
| three.lws | 10138 | The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific |
| tickmoon.hum | 8376 | Ticket To The Moon |
| timetr.hum | 6538 | Time Travel: A Discussion, by Howard Ullman |
| tits | 5443 | Head Honco Presents: Tits for Free |
| tnd.1 | 27483 | Small Collection of "Found Humor" |
| top10.elf | 670 | The Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines |
| top10.txt | 30008 | The Best Letterman Top 10s from David Letterman, 1989 |
| top10st1.txt | 28316 | Silly Top Ten List Compilation (December 1992) |
| top10st2.txt | 47880 | Additional Stupid Top 10 Lists |
| topten.hum | 5636 | A Top Ten Look Back at the 80s by Deth Vegetable and Fidel Castro |
| toxcwast.hum | 4456 | The Store of T0XIC WASTE |
| transp.txt | 2908 | How to Build Your Own Transporter |
| trash!.hum | 3509 | A Couple Headlines taken off the Tabloids |
| trekfume.txt | 3648 | New... Trekfume: Trek Perfumes |
| trekwes.hum | 6636 | The Next, Next Generation. How It All Began! |
| tribble.hum | 2429 | That's Dribble, Tribble! |
| trukdeth.txt | 5807 | Stories About Trucks And Death...By: The Penguin, The Druggie, Rockhead, Hot Mama, and Ski Guy |
| truthlsd.hum | 17379 | ALTERNATIVE III by Leslie Watkins |
| truths.hum | 3072 | How Do We Tell Truths That Might Hurt? |
| tshirts.jok | 8223 | Collection of T-Shirt Sayings |
| tuflife.txt | 2865 | Getting Through Life's Tough Stages |
| turbo.hum | 3154 | The Turbo Encabulator in Industry |
| turing.shr | 4543 | The Turing Shroud: An Amazing Archeological Discovery! By Chris Boyd (1990) |
| twinkie.txt | 2745 | The Twinkie Therom, The Real Story, by CHUD |
| twinkies.jok | 4489 | The Biology of Snack Cakes Prepared by Eric Kollenberg 21 Feb. 1986 |
| un.happy | 3506 | Things to Do When in an Unhappy Mood |
| units.mea | 1600 | Real Bizzare Units of Measurement (February 1989) |
| univ.odd | 10808 | List of Universities that quickly degenerates into siliness |
| urban.txt | 35283 | Official Usenet Alt.Folklore.Urban Frequently Posted Legends |
| vaguemag.90s | 6806 | Vague, the Magazine that Defines the 90's |
| valujet.txt | 16176 | Short Play About the World's Safest Airline, by George F. |
| variety1.asc | 20711 | Collection of Various Humor Textfiles |
| variety2.asc | 19371 | Varions Humor Textfiles, Part II |
| variety3.asc | 38121 | Various Humor Textfiles, Part III |
| various.txt | 42129 | Various Humor Textfiles, Part IV |
| vegkill.txt | 3072 | Is Killing Vegetables Wrong? |
| voltron.hum | 2285 | The Story of V O L T R O N |
| vonthomp | 1145 | Quote from Kurt Vonnegut of Hunter S. Thompson |
| wagit.txt | 3436 | Join W.A.G.I.T. Today! White Are Good, It True. |
| wagon.hum | 6470 | You know it's time to go on the wagon when.... |
| waitress.txt | 4654 | Health Warning: Waitresses |
| washroom.txt | 3165 | 20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room |
| wedding.hum | 1821 | The Wedding Ends Before it Started: NY Post |
| weight.txt | 1519 | Giving New Meaning to Working out With Weights - Russell Daily News, Feb. 24, 1992 |
| welfare | 1948 | Examples of Unclear Writing to the Welfare Department |
| welfare.txt | 2023 | Welfare Bloopers Fare Wall (Excerpts from Applications for Welfare) |
| wetdream.hum | 3220 | Wet Dream in Atlantis |
| who.txt | 1297 | Did you hear about the guy who..... |
| whoon1st.hum | 7680 | The Classic Who's On First Routine |
| whoops.hum | 2448 | Why the National Satirist was down last week |
| why-me.hum | 5700 | Examples of People Dying or Getting Hurt in really funny ways |
| wimptest.txt | 9106 | Mangling Impersonal Relationships, by Dunkirk |
| wisconsi.txt | 6034 | Collection of Wiconsonisms |
| wisdom | 7009 | Words of Wisdom |
| women.jok | 3197 | David's Truths About Women |
| wood | 3715 | The Woody Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus |
| woodbine.txt | 3510 | The New Woodbine Pushover Stakes |
| woodbugs.txt | 9008 | 101 Uses For Wood Bugs (those bugs that curl into a ball) by David Hooper |
| woodsmok.txt | 5522 | Stories about the Problems with Wood-Burning Stoves |
| woolly_m.amm | 5448 | Retrobreeding the Woolly Mammoth from the April 1984 Issue of the MIT Technology Review |
| word.hum | 2169 | One of the Most Colorful Words in the World is FUCK! |
| worldend.hum | 13132 | The World Ended Yesterday, by Don L. Tyler |
| wrdnws1.txt | 4841 | Weird News: Volume 1 |
| wrdnws2.txt | 4606 | Weird News Volume 2 |
| wrdnws3.txt | 5037 | Weird News Volume 3 |
| wrdnws4.txt | 4990 | Weird News Volume 4 |
| wrdnws5.txt | 5064 | Weird News Volume 5 |
| wrdnws6.txt | 5008 | Weird News Volume 6 |
| wrdnws7.txt | 4819 | Weird News Volume 7 |
| wrdnws8.txt | 4388 | Weird News Volume 8 |
| wrdnws9.txt | 4872 | Weird News Volume 9 |
| xibovac.txt | 78769 | My Time with Xibo on my Vacation |
| xtermin8.hum | 5469 | Leech Extermination Guide Version One |
| y.txt | 2553 | 50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989 |
| yjohncse.hum | 3945 | Why Johnny Can't Sell, a Business Report |
| yogisays.txt | 2474 | Famous Yogi Berra Quotes |
| yuppies.hum | 5656 | What is A Yuppie? By Uncle Stimey |
| zen.txt | 8448 | A Collection of Zen Koans |
| zgtoilet.txt | 5847 | Zero Gravity Toilet Instructions |
| zodiac.hum | 3122 | The World's Most Unpleasant Zodiac |
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