L N HACK Do you want a library list? (y/N) N Enter the name of the item you want to read: HACK HACK is not available. ÍÍ> L Y Do you want a library list? (y/N) Y NAME MM-DD-YY SIZE -------- -------- --------- CORPORAT 05-29-90 1437 THE CREATION OF CORPORATE POLICY SAYNO 05-29-90 5150 Complements of NAC-Jack BBS and USENET SCI-EXAM 05-29-90 3744 Complements of NAC-Jack BBS and USENET E-OR-27 05-29-90 22039 Complements of NAC-Jack BBS and USENET ANSAFONE 05-28-90 43174 Complements of NAC-Jack BBS from USENET MATHS 05-28-90 5060 Complements of NAC-Jack BBS from USENET NZRAIL 05-27-90 2883 Railways in New Zealand. (Hmmmm....!!) GLOSSARY 05-28-90 3318 Compliments of Nac Jack BBS from USENET ELECTRIC 05-22-90 4802 >>WHAT IS ELECTRICITY<< IMAT611 05-21-90 40503 INFO-MAT Magazine Vol. 6, No. 11; May 1 MEMO 03-04-90 1944 memo Hack Hack Inc. BBSLIST 05-09-90 4231 A.C.E.S... Auckland BBS List OPCODES 05-08-90 55312 Opcodes from Hell - from USENET & Hex. Enter the name of the item you want to read: MEMO Press SPACEBAR to skip print. Press P to pause and restart. Press 1-9 or 0 to vary speed. memo Hack Hack Inc. Internal Memo # 125/JC››RE : EXCESSIVE ABSENCE TO ALL PERSONELL. Due to the excessive of absences during the past year it has become necessary to put the following new rules into operation immediately. 1. SICKNESS No excuse. The Management will no longer accept your Doctor's Certificate as proof. We believe that if you are able to go to your doctor you are able to attend work. 2. DEATH (YOUR OWN) This will be accepted as an excuse. We would like two week's notice however since we feel it is your duty to train someone else for your job. 3. DEATH (OTHER THAN YOUR OWN) This is no excuse. There is nothing you can do for them and henceforth no time will be allowed off for funerals. However, in case it should cause some hardship to some of our employees please note that on your behalf the Management has a special scheme in conjunction with the local Council for lunchtime burials, thus ensuring that no time is lost from work. 4 LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR AN OPERATION We wish to discourage any thoughts you may have of needing an operation and henceforth no leave of absence will be granted for hospital visits. The management believes that as long as you are an employee here you will need what you already have and should not consider having any of it removed. We engaged you for your particular job with all your parts and having anything removed would mean that we would be getting less of you that we bargained for. 5 VISITS TO THE TOILETS. Far too much time is spent on the practice. In future the procedure will be that all personal shall go in alphabetical order. For example:- those with the surname being 'A' will go from 9.30 to 9.45 'B' will go from 9.45-10.00. Those of you who are unable to attend at your appropriate time will have to wait until the next day when your turn comes up. copyright jc 1986 Hack Hack Inc. ÍÍ>