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                    Fred San-Khez, the Man from Brockton
                                Vol. 1 & 2 
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                        Amusing Chats by Snarfblat

                    [ * - designates Mister Snarastaman ]

Vol. 1: Phoo.
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*hey

HIYA

*fred San-Khez right? from brockton? I thought i recognized you! so e

hold on there...I'm not him...that's what I wanted to tell you

*haha thats funny fred.you must be fred! only fred wopuld do that.so hows
*brenda?

I am serious...I checked your registry and I wanted to ask you a question that
is the only reason that I chatted you

*hmmm maybe you arent fred, but you sure act like him,what did you wanna ask?

Well, my brain isn't always connected properly

Vol. 2: Bhaz
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*You are Fred San-Khez from brockton right?

no

*Fred San-Khez from brockton! you must be

no i am not he  sorry

*That's funny fred! haha only you would do something like that

like what?

*like say you werent you when I KNOW you are

ok so u got me?  maybe

*hahahah! i thought so. remember that book,Drak Agnau? "The monkey has no
*eyebrows"? haha

that was a interesting book..

*yeah,when they did that satanic ritual. anyway, i was wondering if you         
*remebered that bet we made...you said you would sacrifice a goat if I could    
*stand upside down on a highway for 15 minutes. well, i did                     
*it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so go look 
*for a goat! hahahahahahah have fun!

i have no proof that you did it..  i could always say i alreadt sacrificed the 
goat..

*well, I have a tire mark on my left arm.and you can look it up at my 
*hospital's records if you don't believe me

i believe u you sick sonof a bitch

*good. If you can't find a goat, I'll get one for you. My uncle knows trhese    
*guys that breed sheep. I'll mail you one. You havent moved since you gave me   
*your adress have you?

no i havent

*ok, thats good. well, call me when you are gonna do it. you still have my      
*number?

somewhere i do

*ok thats good.
*do u know santropez?

a little bit

*what is your impression of him?

i havent really talked him alot, why?

*well  he might think im someone else..   not sure why, but  if he starts       
*harrasing me,  could u terll him im not... ok fred!?

bye.. ohh listen i wanna play dumb on here so dont blow my cover ok 

*ok seeya around

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