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                        Edited by Access Denied

                              Issue #1
                      Title: Ed Part 1
                      By: Access Denied
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                            Ed Part 1

     A scream.  A plop on the ground.  A dark alley.
     Ed walked down the street, brandishing his blood stained
cleaver.
     A little five year old walked by, gleefully humming the theme
to Sesame Street.  It was a bright, warm, sunny day.  She was
happy.  She was fondeling a bracelet her mother had given to her
for her birthday the day before.  Her golden blonde hair glimmered
in the bright sun.
     As Ed walked towards her, she looked up at him.  With one
felled swoop, the girl's head rolled into the gutter.  Her body
stood there for a few seconds before falling down with a thud. 
Blood poured from her neck, staining the once white sidewalk a deep
crimson.
     Ed was happy.  He turned down an alley humming the theme to
Sesame Street.  His day was almost complete... But not quite...

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