Where to begin with the Hogs of Entropy? Well, I can tell you that the first words that came to my mind during my initial browsing were "Cult of the Dead Cow Ripoff Group". Everything, from the dead pig logo, to the method of dating files with a file number at the end, to a lot of the subject matter, told me that they just took a look at the cDc and said "Yeah, sure, we can do that." and then set off to do it. Mogel seems to have been the primary motivating force behind their initial files, and his influence is all over them.
What I did NOT expect was to go out and download all the current HoE files (I only had 60) and suddenly discover they had over SIX HUNDRED FILES created. And these weren't just transcriptions of news stories or lyrics; these were honestly created text files, adding up past the five meg mark in total. That's just a lot of files, by any standard.
And as for the files themselves... well, it's VERY hard to write or supervise the writing of that many files and not start to increase in quality over time. As it stands, though, the quality is pretty enjoyable from the get-go and continues to be entertaining over the years. The Hogs of Entropy also have a nice selection of interviews with other electronic magazine writers, making for an interesting study from the Zine World perspective. There's even files and interviews with cDc members peppered in there.
All in all, definitely worth your time, although you should be prepared to set aside a LOT of time to read them. A lot of fun.
| Filename |
Size |
Description of the Textfile |
| hoe-0001.txt | 3270 | The Entropic Theme Song, by Defiant (August 6, 1994) |
| hoe-0002.txt | 4954 | The Wrecking Ball, by Fuzzy (September 5, 1994) |
| hoe-0003.txt | 2977 | The Microwave Bomb, by Shotgun Willie (August 30, 1994) |
| hoe-0004.txt | 9033 | Meaningful Shit, by Mogel (August 13, 1994) |
| hoe-0005.txt | 6323 | Eternal Sickness v1.1, by The Guest (August 22, 1994) |
| hoe-0006.txt | 25415 | Nirvana Unlimited, by Mogel (August 15, 1994) |
| hoe-0007.txt | 3305 | The Ping Pong Bomb, by Everlast (September 2, 1994) |
| hoe-0008.txt | 12529 | The End is Near, by Mogel (September 2, 1994) |
| hoe-0009.txt | 9704 | Mortal Kombat II Docs, by Mogel (September 4, 1994) |
| hoe-0010.txt | 16054 | The Violent Femmes - Add it Up Lyrics (September 9, 1994) |
| hoe-0011.txt | 8556 | The Beef on Ham, by Jeager (September 10, 1994) |
| hoe-0012.txt | 7235 | Hate Edge, by Abigwar (September 7, 1994) |
| hoe-0013.txt | 11530 | Paradise Lost, by Corrosion |
| hoe-0014.txt | 15019 | Rage Lyrics, by Everlast (October 8, 1994) |
| hoe-0015.txt | 6192 | C'est La Mort, by Dale L. Sproule, Transcribed by Corrosion (October 21, 1994) |
| hoe-0016.txt | 12411 | How to be |<001 Anarkust, by Mogel (October 28, 1994) |
| hoe-0017.txt | 11006 | Chronic Must Be Destroyed, by Abigwar (October 15, 1994) |
| hoe-0018.txt | 9276 | Random Spam, by Zorro (October 31, 1994) |
| hoe-0019.txt | 13353 | Darkness, by Abigwar (October 23, 1994) |
| hoe-0020.txt | 15264 | HOE Date #1, by Mogel (October 31, 1994) (Includes Index) |
| hoe-0021.txt | 13032 | The Poetic Terrorist, by Abigwar (October 31, 1994) |
| hoe-0022.txt | 26582 | My Penis is Unbound, by Mogel (October 31, 1994) |
| hoe-0023.txt | 11291 | Thinking, by Abigwar (November 3, 1994) |
| hoe-0024.txt | 14498 | The K-Rad Exploitation, by Abigwar, Defiant, and Mogel (November 14, 1994) |
| hoe-0025.txt | 14672 | Stars and Stripes Lyrics, by Abigwar (November 17, 1994) |
| hoe-0026.txt | 10764 | That Damn Red Ant File, by Abigwar (November 15, 1994) |
| hoe-0027.txt | 10383 | The Revenge of the Nerds, by Mogel (November 17, 1994) |
| hoe-0028.txt | 45160 | Rifts Character Selection Reference, by Mogel (November 20, 1994) |
| hoe-0029.txt | 17533 | My Venting Thing, by Chal E. Mac (November 27, 1994) |
| hoe-0030.txt | 11288 | Poetic Terrorist 2, by Abigwar (November 20, 1994) |
| hoe-0031.txt | 24622 | The True Clash of the Titans, by Psycho Santa (November 27, 1994) |
| hoe-0032.txt | 15713 | Proof on the Questions, by Abigwar (December 8, 1994) |
| hoe-0033.txt | 12327 | King Missile Lyrics, by Korrupt (December 12, 1994) |
| hoe-0034.txt | 5457 | Pink Noise, by Obscure Images (December 8, 1994) |
| hoe-0035.txt | 8276 | Bob the Prophet, by Logik (December 9, 1994) |
| hoe-0036.txt | 12201 | The GNU Hog Order, by Mogel and Corruption (December 9, 1994) |
| hoe-0037.txt | 15359 | Peanut Heaven, by Black Francis (December 11, 1994) |
| hoe-0038.txt | 5292 | K-Rad Alert, by Mad Arab (December 12, 1994) |
| hoe-0039.txt | 23898 | Mogel *WILL* Marry Winona Ryder, by Mogel (December 12, 1994) |
| hoe-0040.txt | 47193 | Hoe Date #2, by Mogel (December 12, 1994) |
| hoe-0041.txt | 27015 | The Bastard K-Kit, by Mad Arab (December 12, 1994) |
| hoe-0042.txt | 10613 | The Gods Sent Us for Shrooms, by Abigwar (January 15, 1995) |
| hoe-0043.txt | 13584 | The Infomercial Superhighway, by Chal E. Mac (January 15, 1995) |
| hoe-0044.txt | 7526 | Cindy Wants Us Dead! By Abigwar (December 26, 1994) |
| hoe-0045.txt | 6979 | The Meaning of Life and How to Hack it, by Mogel (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0046.txt | 6097 | Bus Driver Irv, by Corrosion (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0047.txt | 9347 | Religion with Eggs and Coffee, by Defiant (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0048.txt | 10273 | Without Want or Need, by Half-Baked (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0049.txt | 19259 | Searching, by Abigwar (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0050.txt | 34778 | Who the Hell Are Ya'? by The HOE Schmoes (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0051.txt | 32605 | Stand Back! It's the Modem Mafia! by Chal e. Mac (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0052.txt | 14557 | The Lump from the Dump, by Visioknight (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0053.txt | 4781 | Satisfaction, by The Chickenlord (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0054.txt | 14201 | Excuse me, could you remove your steatopyghous? by Mogul (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0055.txt | 16562 | I Object! The Introduction to being a Lawyer, by Charlie (February 5, 1995) |
| hoe-0056.txt | 10432 | The Sandwich, by Black Francis (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0057.txt | 16781 | A Vampire's Thoughts, by Vampire (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0058.txt | 9219 | The Smile that Couldn't Be Forgotten, by Mogel (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0059.txt | 15093 | Santa Claws Must DIE! by the Chickenlord (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0060.txt | 54546 | HOE-Date #3 by the HOE (February 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0061.txt | 35448 | True Stories from Pathological Liars by Alex Swain (April 12, 1995) |
| hoe-0062.txt | 5906 | My Application to [Name of College Here], by Thanatos (April 12, 1995) |
| hoe-0063.txt | 12059 | Everything Inbetween, by IM2K4U2C (April 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0064.txt | 14835 | Take a Wiz, Make Me Jiz, by Mogel (April 4, 1995) |
| hoe-0065.txt | 9380 | My BA in Attitude, by DisordeR (April 12, 1995) |
| hoe-0066.txt | 16405 | Life and the IRC Log, by Dash (April 12, 1995) |
| hoe-0067.txt | 10661 | So This Is How It Ends For Us? by Abigwar (April 12, 1995) |
| hoe-0068.txt | 7566 | About Nothin', by Spiff (April 12, 1995) |
| hoe-0069.txt | 13425 | Why Information Must Be Free, by Mr. Sandman (April 12, 1995) |
| hoe-0070.txt | 49638 | The Massive ELITE! Interview, by Mogel (April 12, 1995) |
| hoe-0071.txt | 7447 | Biff Redneck Goes to the Big City, by Sed (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0072.txt | 14779 | There's Pain In There, by Mogel (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0073.txt | 8176 | Ripping and Screaming Your Way to a Better You, by KidKnee (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0074.txt | 21104 | The Great Cyberspace Coaster Chat Board Caper, by IM2K4U2C (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0075.txt | 11880 | Cockroach Assault, by Alex Siegel (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0076.txt | 7167 | Home and Garden, by Morpheus (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0077.txt | 14670 | The Other Side of the Mirror, by Black Sunshine (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0078.txt | 7099 | The Oedipus Complex in Modern Day Times, by James Hetfield (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0079.txt | 10010 | Behind the Mask, by The Stranger (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0080.txt | 111699 | HOE-Date #4, by the HOE (May 1, 1995) |
| hoe-0081.txt | 11212 | The Cerished Illusion, by Dead Cheese (June 16, 1995) |
| hoe-0082.txt | 18802 | I'm a Chick, you Obviously Want Me, by Crank (June 16, 1995) |
| hoe-0083.txt | 9021 | Children of the Tube, by Neko and an Anonymous Wigger (June 16, 1995) |
| hoe-0084.txt | 12251 | Thou Shall Not Think, by Thalassocracy (June 16, 1995) |
| hoe-0085.txt | 8583 | Cries of Night, by The Stranger (June 16, 1995) |
| hoe-0086.txt | 6013 | Essays from my Childhood, by Pip the Angry Youth (June 16, 1995) |
| hoe-0087.txt | 19414 | Me Too!!! by Mogel (June 16, 1995) |
| hoe-0088.txt | 7657 | The Magical Penis, by Lucky (June 16, 1995) |
| hoe-0089.txt | 20128 | Politics, Freedom, and the Human Spirit, by I Wish My Name Were Nathan (May 5, 1995) |
| hoe-0090.txt | 156447 | Connecting to HOE.ORG.... (July 25, 1995) |
| hoe-0091.txt | 3134 | The Death of Our Scene, by Pip The Angry Youth |
| hoe-0092.txt | 1443 | DIE MIKE!, by Metal Chick |
| hoe-0093.txt | 8059 | My Nipples Are Erect For You!, by Hardcore |
| hoe-0094.txt | 7605 | Collected Suicide Letters, by Metal Chick |
| hoe-0095.txt | 13815 | Girls Are Dumb, by Metal Chick |
| hoe-0096.txt | 7792 | Midnight Munchies, Valium, Take a Shower You Dirty Fuck, by Styx |
| hoe-0097.txt | 3616 | Long-sleeve Shirts, by Kaia's friend Drew |
| hoe-0098.txt | 3554 | The Intertwining Worlds of The Dumb and The Ugly, by Pixy |
| hoe-0099.txt | 3026 | A REAL Bush Fan, by Creed |
| hoe-0100.txt | 15763 | The Computer Underground Lovechart, by Goldy the Pimp from Pamona |
| hoe-0101.txt | 5583 | Group Therapy, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0102.txt | 7602 | I'm So Stupid, by Trip |
| hoe-0103.txt | 4012 | The Rise of The Mogels, Part One, by Eerie |
| hoe-0104.txt | 5147 | SCREW, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0105.txt | 5602 | Nobody Loves Me, by Eerie |
| hoe-0106.txt | 19561 | The Triangle, by pVc |
| hoe-0107.txt | 11583 | AO, Li-fo #7, by Food |
| hoe-0108.txt | 3625 | And You Wonder, by Aproh |
| hoe-0109.txt | 1898 | How to Hack NASA with AOL, by Jubjub |
| hoe-0110.txt | 22378 | A Dialogue on Love, by Jamesy & Murmur |
| hoe-0111.txt | 7553 | The Rise of The Mogels, Part Two, by Nybar |
| hoe-0112.txt | 2889 | Militia Entrance Exam, by IM2K |
| hoe-0113.txt | 12992 | Who the Fuck is This Jesus Christ Guy?, by Creep |
| hoe-0114.txt | 3804 | The Boy Who Seeks Happiness Meets Darkthrone, by Murmur |
| hoe-0115.txt | 1710 | It's Me!, by Nyar |
| hoe-0116.txt | 2157 | The Dangerous Streets of NYC, by Eerie |
| hoe-0117.txt | 4176 | An Interview with Mogel, by Jamesy |
| hoe-0118.txt | 5134 | So Much to Live for, So Much to Die for, Right?, by Kheldar |
| hoe-0119.txt | 3071 | Rise of The Mogels, Part Three, by Mercuri |
| hoe-0120.txt | 2286 | On Yumas, by HACKERS |
| hoe-0121.txt | 4327 | Free Buttplug, by Styx |
| hoe-0122.txt | 4012 | How to Get Chicks: The FAQ!, by Swiss Pope |
| hoe-0123.txt | 1181 | An ASCII Portrait of Antihero, by Morpheus |
| hoe-0124.txt | 4608 | Short Story (Code Number ORANGE), by Murmur |
| hoe-0125.txt | 1705 | Laughing, by Mogel |
| hoe-0126.txt | 1834 | hey i'm in the chinese channel, by Styx |
| hoe-0127.txt | 2162 | Rise of The Mogels, Part Four, by Murmur |
| hoe-0128.txt | 5321 | The Fun I had with a Crazy, Old Vietnamese Lady, by Muze |
| hoe-0129.txt | 5144 | Christ Demands More Money, by The Onion |
| hoe-0130.txt | 3782 | How to Kill Your Roommate and Frame Her Fat Friends, by Muze |
| hoe-0131.txt | 4300 | Text Files, by Darwin |
| hoe-0132.txt | 2186 | C-, by Glynis |
| hoe-0133.txt | 1963 | Reality and Fantasy: An Indepth Analysis, by Nybar |
| hoe-0134.txt | 1798 | Ode to Manson, by Taraxis |
| hoe-0135.txt | 2523 | Asshole or Bitch, by Styx |
| hoe-0136.txt | 2692 | It's All A Facade, by Pagenwait |
| hoe-0137.txt | 2891 | Hemmorhoids, by Shadow Tao |
| hoe-0138.txt | 3487 | Killing Time On A Sunday Afternoon, by Legion |
| hoe-0139.txt | 6406 | Potato Salad, by Murmur |
| hoe-0140.txt | 5269 | Enter MatCat, by Antihero |
| hoe-0141.txt | 9371 | A Womans's Guide to Geeky Guys, by Lonewolf |
| hoe-0142.txt | 4608 | Are You Calling Me A Liar?, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0143.txt | 4187 | Carmex Rocks My World, by MoonBagel |
| hoe-0144.txt | 1432 | A Sentence, by Orestes |
| hoe-0145.txt | 2975 | Here's The Story of A Cat Named Buddy, by Trip |
| hoe-0146.txt | 2165 | Eaten Alive by A Faulty Ball Bearing Cooling Fan, by Skinhorse |
| hoe-0147.txt | 7469 | A Call-Us & Damnit! Adventure, by Whoops |
| hoe-0148.txt | 4752 | Thoughts And Deja Vu, by Gaurdian |
| hoe-0149.txt | 4365 | Sleep Deprivation, by Sonia |
| hoe-0150.txt | 4548 | Slit and Slot; No, Just Coffee, Thanks, by Styx |
| hoe-0151.txt | 3656 | Fear and Loathing in The Suburban Midwest, by MoonBagel |
| hoe-0152.txt | 5498 | Normal Vacation, by Murmur |
| hoe-0153.txt | 2178 | Missing The Boat, by Kraftwerk |
| hoe-0154.txt | 2487 | THE... BITCH.... QUEEN... IS DEAD!!!, by Nybar |
| hoe-0155.txt | 1298 | The Spice Girls, by Jubjub |
| hoe-0156.txt | 2233 | Why Are They Eating This? -- Quarex & RottenZ |
| hoe-0157.txt | 3322 | Emoticons Explained, by Swiss Pope |
| hoe-0158.txt | 8734 | yellow.american.cheese.gz, by Ilsundal |
| hoe-0159.txt | 1813 | Dick Van Dyke, by Jubjub |
| hoe-0160.txt | 4481 | 2599 Unlimited, by 2599 |
| hoe-0161.txt | 12577 | Hope Dies Last, by Neko |
| hoe-0162.txt | 2101 | FUCK THE BROKEN DITTO MACHINE, by Quarex |
| hoe-0163.txt | 3890 | The Dead Hippo, by Kraftwerk |
| hoe-0164.txt | 5663 | Notes From My Freshman Year, by MoonBagel |
| hoe-0165.txt | 3622 | Can I Be A Barber, Mom?, by Jook |
| hoe-0166.txt | 4521 | The Spirit of Giving, by PezMonkey |
| hoe-0167.txt | 6713 | Hippo Crackers, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0168.txt | 2204 | Bots Are Evil, by Aster |
| hoe-0169.txt | 2530 | Your Sister is Hot, by Styx |
| hoe-0170.txt | 5033 | Why Can't I Be A Crack Baby?, by Backwash |
| hoe-0171.txt | 2479 | The Hanson Scourge, by DeusVitae |
| hoe-0172.txt | 6795 | The Three Little Wolves and The Big Bad Pig, by File13 |
| hoe-0173.txt | 6645 | Dwindle Dwindle Dwindle, by Cstone |
| hoe-0174.txt | 2106 | Barbeque, I Don't Like You, by Phorce |
| hoe-0175.txt | 5086 | A Horrible Imitation of Henry Miller, by Skinhorse |
| hoe-0176.txt | 2641 | Anything Else, by PezMonkey |
| hoe-0177.txt | 4568 | What's Your New Year's Resolution? Huh?, by FyFy |
| hoe-0178.txt | 2073 | Drop Dead, by Rattle |
| hoe-0179.txt | 3639 | The Storys of Le and Kurt, by Aster |
| hoe-0180.txt | 23264 | I'm Complicated, by Lilnilhil |
| hoe-0181.txt | 5766 | There Was A Girl, by Neko |
| hoe-0182.txt | 3450 | The Continued Storys of Le and Kurt, by Aster |
| hoe-0183.txt | 2574 | Why Drugs Are Queer, by Kraftwerk |
| hoe-0184.txt | 2904 | My Stupid h0e, by Plexus |
| hoe-0185.txt | 2365 | A Super Cool Way to Kill Yourself, by Sighrik |
| hoe-0186.txt | 2557 | Friends, by Aster |
| hoe-0187.txt | 14577 | Homosexuality Unleashed, by Ilsundal |
| hoe-0188.txt | 4786 | MatCat Explains Christianity, by Antihero |
| hoe-0189.txt | 13304 | My Ass, by Skinhorse |
| hoe-0190.txt | 15734 | Hume Tickles Me, by MoonBagel |
| hoe-0191.txt | 2773 | Dear Jewel Kilcher, by Styx |
| hoe-0192.txt | 9378 | The 815 Bust Revisted, by Neko |
| hoe-0193.txt | 3152 | The Lady with Red Hair, by Aster |
| hoe-0194.txt | 6765 | MatCat Goes Hacking, by Antihero |
| hoe-0195.txt | 2623 | The Netsplit Heard 'Round The World, by Kraftwerk |
| hoe-0196.txt | 5898 | Marching Over Me, by Leprekon |
| hoe-0197.txt | 3299 | Bob and Suzy, by Aster |
| hoe-0198.txt | 3103 | MatCat Gives Up, by Antihero |
| hoe-0199.txt | 27399 | POETRY EXPLOSTION!, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0200.txt | 36812 | Hubris, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0201.txt | 3649 | Cancerman vs. Clinton, by GrayWolf |
| hoe-0202.txt | 5135 | Big, Scary, Jungle Snake, by MoonBagel |
| hoe-0203.txt | 3664 | No Sleep, by Neko |
| hoe-0204.txt | 3004 | Ode to Yak Boy, by Captain Bovine |
| hoe-0205.txt | 8649 | HYPE eZine -- Issue 1, by Craig Martin |
| hoe-0206.txt | 4251 | An Interview with Aster, by Mogel |
| hoe-0207.txt | 2442 | Go to a Real Strip Club!, by Muze |
| hoe-0208.txt | 5482 | Anarchy, by ANdz0oey |
| hoe-0209.txt | 3434 | Boobie the Pig, by Kraftwerk |
| hoe-0210.txt | 7230 | HYPE eZine -- Special Edition, by Craig Martin |
| hoe-0211.txt | 4676 | Social Darwinism Never Sounded So Good, by RM |
| hoe-0212.txt | 3515 | Let Me Out of My Cellar, by Gangsta Spanksta |
| hoe-0213.txt | 1403 | The Poem Of Orality, by Alternative Rocks |
| hoe-0214.txt | 8010 | Two Short Stories, by ANdz0oey |
| hoe-0215.txt | 2485 | Why Valentine's Day Sucks, by Muze |
| hoe-0216.txt | 26745 | Alfheim Fuzes with Tlorah, by Ilsundal & Rattle |
| hoe-0217.txt | 4136 | Non-condition, by ANdz0oey |
| hoe-0218.txt | 3985 | mp3's Rule!!!!!, by Skinhorse |
| hoe-0219.txt | 5100 | BioWar: Not Just a Novel Idea, by Tom Adam |
| hoe-0220.txt | 1853 | bOO- Teaches Me Finnish, by Mogel |
| hoe-0221.txt | 6612 | The Never-ending Story of Norman, a Guy Who Hates Fishing..., by RM |
| hoe-0222.txt | 5168 | I Believe in God, by Captain Bovine |
| hoe-0223.txt | 3229 | WE'RE ALL FUCKED!, by Mack |
| hoe-0224.txt | 3151 | Afterschool Specials: Lost on The Cutting Room Floor, by Whoops |
| hoe-0225.txt | 15471 | Bounty Hunter, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0226.txt | 5324 | The Day Armaggedon Began, by Alternative Rocks |
| hoe-0227.txt | 4790 | Some Rants, by Mokie |
| hoe-0228.txt | 2419 | The Inaccessible Woman, by Mooer |
| hoe-0229.txt | 11089 | Game Over, by RedMan |
| hoe-0230.txt | 4105 | Shot: Chapter 3, by ANdz0oey |
| hoe-0231.txt | 4416 | A Scholarly Essay on the Benefits of Rape in Society, by PezMonkey |
| hoe-0232.txt | 3556 | Collect Call of Cthulhu, by Ken-ohki |
| hoe-0233.txt | 1973 | Yellow Balloon, by Aster |
| hoe-0234.txt | 65678 | hehehehe!, by Murmur |
| hoe-0235.txt | 3919 | The Last Man On Earth, by Puck |
| hoe-0236.txt | 3266 | I Don't Care If You Like Eating Pussy, by Styx |
| hoe-0237.txt | 47602 | PrisonSex7, by Mogel |
| hoe-0238.txt | 3149 | The Way The Flying Pencils Made it Into..., by Ilsundal |
| hoe-0239.txt | 2554 | Translating for The Army in Deutschland, by Teerts |
| hoe-0240.txt | 2783 | Harrey Carrey's a Drunk, But We Still Love 'em, by Jook |
| hoe-0241.txt | 1665 | My Life Is Shit Becud Why Dee, by FishLipper |
| hoe-0242.txt | 1883 | LIKE A GOURMET CHOLESTEROL FREE BREADSTICK, by Kaia |
| hoe-0243.txt | 1968 | Grumble. Grumble., by Scott S. |
| hoe-0244.txt | 12137 | Colfax, Colfax - I love thee, by Jook |
| hoe-0245.txt | 1282 | Albert Knibschuk, by Styx |
| hoe-0246.txt | 3123 | Gaa-nomes, by Aster |
| hoe-0247.txt | 1710 | Penis Plural Is NOT Penii, by PezMonkey |
| hoe-0248.txt | 3603 | Sort of Just Filler, by Guardian |
| hoe-0249.txt | 3375 | Natural Selection By Equality, by AltRocks |
| hoe-0250.txt | 5669 | You butt-poking anal baby, by Styx |
| hoe-0251.txt | 3104 | The Gingerbread Man, by File13 |
| hoe-0252.txt | 2794 | Fishies, by Aster |
| hoe-0253.txt | 3517 | Apotheosis, by Lifelike |
| hoe-0254.txt | 2641 | Today's Forecast: Intelligent and Dreary With an 85%..., by AltRocks |
| hoe-0255.txt | 9852 | A Crackpot Mathematician Analyzes The Fifth..., by Swiss Pope |
| hoe-0256.txt | 3757 | Return To BBS Greatness, by Nybar |
| hoe-0257.txt | 12153 | Serious Art A La T.S. Eliot, by Zaff & Soybean |
| hoe-0258.txt | 7032 | Hello, This Submission Is So Bad It's Funny, by Northstar |
| hoe-0259.txt | 3323 | Being Accepted In Public, by Chris Cox |
| hoe-0260.txt | 5482 | Why I Won't Be At Graduation, by Cyn |
| hoe-0261.txt | 1740 | HOE HAS BEEN SEIZED!, by Ziego Vuantar |
| hoe-0262.txt | 4098 | An Act of God, by Jesse |
| hoe-0263.txt | 3942 | Pig Story, by Nybar |
| hoe-0264.txt | 6769 | About me!, by Glynis |
| hoe-0265.txt | 13018 | How To Maintain the Mr. Sensitive Persona with..., by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0266.txt | 2757 | Bruce Corey's 15 Minutes of Fame, by Fenris J. Sunswallower |
| hoe-0268.txt | 2149 | The Dorm Room Bong, by Neko |
| hoe-0269.txt | 5267 | Undulating Mr. Lizard, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0270.txt | 3296 | The Coming of the Lord, by Cyn |
| hoe-0271.txt | 12316 | An Interview with Ben Ohmart, by Mogel |
| hoe-0272.txt | 9113 | Flip The 'Off' Switch, by Charlie |
| hoe-0273.txt | 5828 | 6 Things That Are Always Funny, by Mogel |
| hoe-0274.txt | 2593 | An Epilogue to Wargames, by Neko |
| hoe-0275.txt | 4885 | Libertarians, by Nybar |
| hoe-0276.txt | 3272 | Librarian Phone Sex, by Mutter |
| hoe-0277.txt | 5070 | Drunk at 3AM, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0278.txt | 8518 | Smart Bomb, by Seaya |
| hoe-0279.txt | 2211 | Mel The He/she Girl Slug, by Aster |
| hoe-0280.txt | 3972 | Should You Date The Devil?, by Anjee |
| hoe-0281.txt | 2850 | Suicidal Tendencies, by Tasha |
| hoe-0282.txt | 4104 | Public Transportation, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0283.txt | 2696 | Participles Are Perceptions, too, by Cstone |
| hoe-0284.txt | 4007 | Sponsor an IRC Asshole, by Teerts |
| hoe-0285.txt | 4741 | Sellin' Smack On Da Street Ain't No Treat..., by Snaf00 |
| hoe-0286.txt | 2652 | Things To Do with a Brick, by Ramsey String |
| hoe-0287.txt | 4234 | I Wanna Rock!, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0288.txt | 2978 | Political Science?, by Altrocks |
| hoe-0289.txt | 4338 | The Benefits of Higher Education, by Teerts |
| hoe-0290.txt | 8789 | Smashface, by Neko |
| hoe-0291.txt | 2173 | Earl: The Flightless Balloon, by Aster |
| hoe-0292.txt | 3445 | Mother Goose is a Pervert, by Anjee |
| hoe-0293.txt | 3055 | Yeah, by Kreid |
| hoe-0294.txt | 4439 | I Need an Inexpensive Computer, by Anonymous |
| hoe-0295.txt | 2800 | New Teenage Girl Magazine: Girl Vibe, by Quarex |
| hoe-0296.txt | 25827 | Pictures of Our Genitalia, by Rush2 & Xgirl |
| hoe-0297.txt | 4690 | The Basics of Brother Torture, by Inner Logic |
| hoe-0298.txt | 5419 | Suffer the Children, by Zaff |
| hoe-0299.txt | 37048 | POETRY EXPLOSION 2!, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0300.txt | 95155 | Meet The Writers, by The HOE Staff |
| hoe-0301.txt | 26604 | The BIG-ASS Story, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0302.txt | 3707 | Christian Science, by Ramsey String |
| hoe-0303.txt | 17071 | Harlan Ellison Responds..., by Squinky |
| hoe-0304.txt | 3772 | Space People, by Aster |
| hoe-0305.txt | 18016 | Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0306.txt | 1436 | The Short-lived Diary of William Ernest Nuremberg..., by Kreid |
| hoe-0307.txt | 10856 | Sand Paper, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0308.txt | 4361 | Killing People, by Nybar |
| hoe-0309.txt | 5182 | A History of Shame, by Squinky |
| hoe-0310.txt | 3436 | Hey, I'm an Asshole, too!, by Teerts |
| hoe-0311.txt | 4044 | Moo, Oink, Quack, Meow, by Anjee |
| hoe-0312.txt | 3205 | Beepers, by Mutter |
| hoe-0313.txt | 5519 | Girls, Girls, Girls, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0314.txt | 7213 | A Cheer Medium Pace, by LilNilHil |
| hoe-0315.txt | 5174 | Veggie Burger Eatin' Hippie Reject, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0316.txt | 5720 | In The Beginning..., by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0317.txt | 3668 | HOE Supports Teleconferences, by Tasha |
| hoe-0318.txt | 2800 | Twenty Ways to Deal With Being Dumped, by Cyn |
| hoe-0319.txt | 4961 | Girls That Write Text Files Know Everything About Love, by Mogel |
| hoe-0320.txt | 9967 | Same Sex Marriages, by Neko |
| hoe-0321.txt | 59672 | ARKANOID, by Styx |
| hoe-0322.txt | 4350 | How to Make Top Ten Lists, by Avenger |
| hoe-0323.txt | 4066 | Bums and the Everlasting Search for God, by The Jester |
| hoe-0324.txt | 9698 | Why I Don't Eat Fondue, by Meenk |
| hoe-0325.txt | 7732 | Jesus In Your Cereal, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0326.txt | 4898 | Fuck Tibet, by Zaff |
| hoe-0327.txt | 8524 | The Crap I Write, by PezMonkey |
| hoe-0328.txt | 1989 | Mogel is GOD, by Anjee |
| hoe-0329.txt | 5766 | Better Living Through Chemistry?, by Kreid |
| hoe-0330.txt | 3503 | I Need a New Roommate, by Cyn |
| hoe-0331.txt | 3448 | Regarding Webster, by Mogel |
| hoe-0332.txt | 3722 | It's JUICE!, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0333.txt | 2488 | Are You Man Enough?, by Nybar |
| hoe-0334.txt | 44763 | A LOT OF BAD THINGS I'VE DONE, by Squinky |
| hoe-0335.txt | 14696 | IRC Must Die, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0336.txt | 3213 | Going Out For Drinks, by Swiss Pope |
| hoe-0337.txt | 2703 | I am Uberground, by Meenk |
| hoe-0338.txt | 3234 | Anal Retentive People Are Fun!, by Muze |
| hoe-0339.txt | 2918 | The... House, by Meow |
| hoe-0340.txt | 8920 | Drugs are bad, mmMM kay?, by TPP |
| hoe-0341.txt | 8808 | Learn About Pagenwait!, by Pagenwait |
| hoe-0342.txt | 2245 | It Was Unmistakably Human, by Darwin |
| hoe-0343.txt | 3957 | Annoying Scratch, by Glynis |
| hoe-0344.txt | 2955 | I Want To Fuck A Midget, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0345.txt | 9821 | Selected Witty Retorts For Completely Desperate Idiots, by Mogel |
| hoe-0346.txt | 3027 | Death Becomes Him, by Neko |
| hoe-0347.txt | 5939 | Christian Conspiracy, by Anjee |
| hoe-0348.txt | 4814 | Precisely, by Viledandy |
| hoe-0349.txt | 2492 | A Bunch of Little Notes I Wrote to Myself, by Kreid |
| hoe-0350.txt | 5184 | The Origin of Euphoria, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0351.txt | 6251 | People are Dumb and Stupid and Jerks..., by Squinky |
| hoe-0352.txt | 13373 | It's a Conspiracy, by Mr. Sandman |
| hoe-0353.txt | 2453 | Leave Me Empty, by Tasha |
| hoe-0354.txt | 2997 | The Chair, by Deadpan |
| hoe-0355.txt | 5865 | Square Dancing with The Fucking Fatsos, by Ewheat |
| hoe-0356.txt | 3279 | Bitchin' Text File, by Ramsey String |
| hoe-0357.txt | 3500 | Sad Days, by Aster |
| hoe-0358.txt | 4785 | Reforming Your Tenets, by The Jester |
| hoe-0359.txt | 7527 | The Jerry Springer Show, by Neko |
| hoe-0360.txt | 6014 | Lifestyles, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0361.txt | 4392 | From Ape to Man, to Ape Again: Darwin's Dilemma, by Anjee |
| hoe-0362.txt | 3206 | Manic Depression, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0363.txt | 2681 | Wild Man Goes Hunting, by Apollo |
| hoe-0364.txt | 9601 | Harp or Motion?, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0365.txt | 15787 | I'm Complicated, Part 2, by LilNilHil |
| hoe-0366.txt | 3151 | The True Meaning of Christmas, by Mutter |
| hoe-0367.txt | 2848 | Death Notification, by Squinky |
| hoe-0368.txt | 4780 | A Life More Ordinary, by Girl From Mars |
| hoe-0369.txt | 2501 | What Really Happened at Christmas, by Avenger |
| hoe-0370.txt | 3163 | Gerbil Feed Bomb, by Swamp Ratte' |
| hoe-0371.txt | 7614 | Naked People (Are People, too), by Paganini |
| hoe-0372.txt | 11667 | Internet Depression, by LilNilHil |
| hoe-0373.txt | 8170 | Geeks With Big Dicks, by Darwin |
| hoe-0374.txt | 4431 | Jesse's Self-destructive Methods, by The Jester |
| hoe-0375.txt | 7161 | Unsatisfactory Behavior, by Cap'n Sparky |
| hoe-0376.txt | 9890 | Teletype's First Lay, by Squinky |
| hoe-0377.txt | 7743 | The Problem with Pooh, by Paganini |
| hoe-0378.txt | 5759 | My Brother's Pockets, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0379.txt | 2133 | GUNS N' FUCKIN' ROSES, by Kreid |
| hoe-0380.txt | 2221 | I Want My Fucking Anubi, by Avenger |
| hoe-0381.txt | 3714 | Ego et Internet, by Isaac |
| hoe-0382.txt | 5117 | I Thought Ignorance Was Supposed To Be Bliss, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0383.txt | 3817 | Microsoft, Clinton, and Mogel's Balls, by Vyrus |
| hoe-0384.txt | 4219 | That Time I Tried to Conquer The World or Something, by LilNilHil |
| hoe-0385.txt | 21916 | Macking, by Mogel |
| hoe-0386.txt | 5547 | This History of Capitalism, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0387.txt | 5404 | A Goat Named Abel, by Kreid |
| hoe-0388.txt | 5545 | True Story, by Isaac |
| hoe-0389.txt | 4001 | Electrifying Discoveries On Alcohol, by Anjee |
| hoe-0390.txt | 2965 | Is it Normal or Ugly?, by Daisy |
| hoe-0391.txt | 6003 | plaZa auTomatIon, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0392.txt | 9927 | Drivel, by LilNilHil |
| hoe-0393.txt | 4593 | Let's Be Friends, by Hal08 |
| hoe-0394.txt | 12921 | Phairgirl's Diary, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0395.txt | 14195 | HOE #395: House of the Rising Sun: Inssmouth, USA by Ken Ichigawa (December 28, 1998) |
| hoe-0396.txt | 7775 | Macking Methods: A Rebuttal, by Quarex |
| hoe-0397.txt | 22366 | Looking For A Handle?, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0398.txt | 53434 | The HOE Rejects, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0399.txt | 75142 | Intentional HOE Rejects, by The HOE Staff |
| hoe-0400.txt | 60347 | Choose Your Own Adventure, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0401.txt | 4925 | Jersey Girls Suck (I Wish), by Hardcore |
| hoe-0402.txt | 2940 | Why I Am Changing My Handle, by Squinky/AIDS |
| hoe-0403.txt | 3971 | 1999 Is The Year of The Apocalypse, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0404.txt | 2902 | Another Statistic, by AltRocks |
| hoe-0405.txt | 3684 | My Microwaveable Pillow, by Girl from Mars |
| hoe-0406.txt | 7161 | Jacques Cousteau is An Alien and Still..., by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0407.txt | 3153 | Stupid Fuckin' Gas Station Customers, by Daisy |
| hoe-0408.txt | 3569 | Business Practice, by Mistawho |
| hoe-0409.txt | 4213 | I Like Monkeys, by Holocost |
| hoe-0410.txt | 3106 | Clear Bawta, by Isaac |
| hoe-0411.txt | 4868 | The Day I Fucked That Hot Girl, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0412.txt | 3169 | I Froze My Tits Off in Minneapolis, by Seaya |
| hoe-0413.txt | 3762 | My Phallic Pistol, by Teerts |
| hoe-0414.txt | 3799 | Meet Betty, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0415.txt | 3494 | Picking Your Ass in Public, by Anjee |
| hoe-0416.txt | 6202 | A Package For a Girl, by Styx |
| hoe-0417.txt | 3957 | That Silly Dog, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0418.txt | 3077 | FuCkelibacy Soot Rant, by Miasma |
| hoe-0419.txt | 9740 | The Rape and Murder of Katherine Genovese, by AIDS |
| hoe-0420.txt | 3477 | The Story Of Want and Love, by Muze |
| hoe-0421.txt | 2247 | RONCO PROPAGANDA, by RON POPEIL |
| hoe-0422.txt | 4861 | Talented, by Mutter |
| hoe-0423.txt | 2357 | A Day in The Life of a Gangster, by Belial |
| hoe-0424.txt | 10370 | House and Home with Lynette Jennings, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0425.txt | 2856 | Organic Farming, by Kaia |
| hoe-0426.txt | 2650 | Area 401, by Laja |
| hoe-0427.txt | 5985 | One Man, Standing At The Threshold, by Rantaslin |
| hoe-0428.txt | 30858 | Lamb of God, by AIDS |
| hoe-0429.txt | 3892 | An Agnostic Tourettic Obsessive Compulsive..., by Soybean |
| hoe-0430.txt | 7219 | The Glorious Fate of a Boy Who Failed in Life..., by Kreid |
| hoe-0431.txt | 4461 | Illicit Substances and a Carefree Lifestyle, by Quarex |
| hoe-0432.txt | 6429 | Run From My Car, by Paganini |
| hoe-0433.txt | 4559 | Le Rocke Hyperstructure, by Isaac |
| hoe-0434.txt | 11523 | A Little Too Much About Me, by Meenk |
| hoe-0435.txt | 2101 | The Insistence of Meaning, by Neko |
| hoe-0436.txt | 2917 | Only in Quebec, by Anjee |
| hoe-0437.txt | 3346 | Boogiemen Are Scary, by Aster |
| hoe-0438.txt | 6050 | Alcohol Discoveries On Electrifying, by M4D 3LF |
| hoe-0439.txt | 2927 | Confetti On Your Head, by Mogel |
| hoe-0440.txt | 4376 | Ignorant Guardian, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0441.txt | 1909 | K-R4D vs. Emoticons :), by Phairgirl & M4D 3LF |
| hoe-0442.txt | 8398 | News Flash: Women Are Not Helpless, by Nitro-187 |
| hoe-0443.txt | 2899 | Purple, by Tasha |
| hoe-0444.txt | 3599 | Understood, by Mutter |
| hoe-0445.txt | 4571 | Legalize Suicide or Change!, by AltRocks |
| hoe-0446.txt | 2695 | My Fucking Ex-Roommate, by Cyn |
| hoe-0447.txt | 3595 | A Log of Boredom, by Avenger |
| hoe-0448.txt | 3705 | What I Did During My Winter Break, by Girl From Mars |
| hoe-0449.txt | 4795 | My Brother's Friends, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0450.txt | 8341 | Obituary for IM2K, by AIDS |
| hoe-0451.txt | 13639 | Karaoke, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0452.txt | 2086 | I Am Trying to be Clever, by Neko |
| hoe-0453.txt | 3545 | I'll Flip You For It, by Z |
| hoe-0454.txt | 3076 | Computers 'n Stuff, by M4D 3LF |
| hoe-0455.txt | 4131 | Sincerely Yours, by AIDS |
| hoe-0456.txt | 13442 | The Bottle Rocket Gun -- A True Story, by Cap'n Sparky |
| hoe-0457.txt | 2897 | The Futility of Education in America, Stupid., by The Jester |
| hoe-0458.txt | 6629 | Drunken Nice Guy Misogyny, by Rantaslin & Teerts |
| hoe-0459.txt | 11692 | Why Do I Date Closed-minded Pricks?, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0460.txt | 1729 | The Evil Comes, by Aster |
| hoe-0461.txt | 6195 | Your Own Personalized Issue of HOE, by Mogel & Kaia |
| hoe-0462.txt | 4808 | The Smartest Man Alive is Somewhere Out There..., by Kreid |
| hoe-0463.txt | 1565 | Breaking Up For Christ, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0464.txt | 4574 | Mass Media, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0465.txt | 4527 | Urges of Sexual Gratification, by Miasma |
| hoe-0466.txt | 4407 | Modern Art, by PezMonkey |
| hoe-0467.txt | 3504 | Misery Takes a Victim, by Postal |
| hoe-0468.txt | 5007 | Cereal Killas, by M4D 3LF |
| hoe-0469.txt | 4036 | Dwelling On It, by Tasha |
| hoe-0470.txt | 8310 | Gefallen Von Der Anmut, by Meenk |
| hoe-0471.txt | 3216 | Warez Requests, by The HOE Staff |
| hoe-0472.txt | 1836 | Sorrow, by Kreid |
| hoe-0473.txt | 5644 | The Grinch That Could Not Pleasure Himself, by Hardcore |
| hoe-0474.txt | 4523 | My Analytical Self, by Anjee |
| hoe-0475.txt | 45058 | When The Beast Met The Outhouse... and My Fear is Great, by AIDS |
| hoe-0476.txt | 5631 | Dubuque Hoes, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0477.txt | 46885 | Teerts Luvs #ezines, by Teerts |
| hoe-0478.txt | 9227 | Yesterday Was A Text File, by Styx |
| hoe-0479.txt | 2930 | Bill Clinton is A Fascist Mass-murdering Hypocrite, by TPP |
| hoe-0480.txt | 15690 | The Final Voyage of the Golden Unmutak, by Tan Adept |
| hoe-0481.txt | 3077 | The Girl Who Never Cried Wolf, by Girl From Mars |
| hoe-0482.txt | 3472 | O, Classic Way, by Isaac |
| hoe-0483.txt | 4820 | Mother's Green Sweater, by Jook |
| hoe-0484.txt | 2533 | Drivers Education, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0485.txt | 2857 | Kermit The Frog Meets The World, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0486.txt | 3375 | Exploring Yourself... Healthy?, by Postal |
| hoe-0487.txt | 2707 | A Critical Essay on Shakespeare, by Kreid |
| hoe-0488.txt | 3086 | Enticing and Dicing, by Mooer |
| hoe-0489.txt | 4868 | Head Full of Garbage, by Mutter |
| hoe-0490.txt | 5648 | I Fell in Love Today, by Quarex |
| hoe-0491.txt | 5745 | In Search of BigDaddy, by Paganini |
| hoe-0492.txt | 3047 | Hairdryer of Instant Karmic Justice, by Uberfizzgig |
| hoe-0493.txt | 3611 | Change of Heart?, by M4D 3LF |
| hoe-0494.txt | 7237 | When a Mack Fails, by Anjee |
| hoe-0495.txt | 3092 | You're Weird, by Tasha |
| hoe-0496.txt | 4086 | Realizations, Pre-dawn., by The Jester |
| hoe-0497.txt | 5026 | Not Me, Not Now, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0498.txt | 11363 | How About A Nice Game Of Chess?, by Cap'n Sparky |
| hoe-0499.txt | 55380 | Meet The Other Writers, by The HOE Staff |
| hoe-0500.txt | 92707 | HOE: Representing Planet Earth, by The HOE Staff |
| hoe-0501.txt | 40530 | Gnosis, by Kreid |
| hoe-0502.txt | 2050 | A Vegetarian Moral Dilemma, by Art |
| hoe-0503.txt | 4036 | Internet Dating Services, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0504.txt | 3738 | Addictive Personality, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0505.txt | 4173 | Live For Your Children, by Vyrus |
| hoe-0506.txt | 2646 | Hypothetical Question, by Z |
| hoe-0507.txt | 6499 | Oli, by Isaac |
| hoe-0508.txt | 2033 | Yesterday Was Hell... Today is Butter, by ZZi |
| hoe-0509.txt | 6793 | Realistic Fabrication, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0510.txt | 4789 | No Regrets, I Never Asked to Be Born, by Meenk |
| hoe-0511.txt | 9686 | My Beef with Phil Collins, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0512.txt | 6029 | Teenage Angst Has Paid Off Well, by Kreid |
| hoe-0513.txt | 5911 | LOL ROFLMAO LOL GOTCHA, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0514.txt | 3935 | Going To The Hotel, A Creative Piece, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0515.txt | 2906 | No More Porn, by Hardcore |
| hoe-0516.txt | 5692 | Prosthelyzation, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0517.txt | 13218 | Random Generic, by Neko |
| hoe-0518.txt | 2813 | Bedtime Story, by Z |
| hoe-0519.txt | 4849 | How I Blamed The Female Logic on Something That Can..., by Anilos |
| hoe-0520.txt | 9271 | For Kelly, by Isaac |
| hoe-0521.txt | 3205 | Effective Fast-Food Training, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0522.txt | 15186 | After 5 Beers At The Amiga Convention, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0523.txt | 8136 | Memories with Pink-Floyd, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0524.txt | 5675 | For Kelly 2, by Isaac |
| hoe-0525.txt | 6677 | Introducing ReasonToVive, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0526.txt | 7254 | Auto Disconnect, by PezMonkey |
| hoe-0527.txt | 7179 | Four Stories To Giggle Over, by Anilos |
| hoe-0528.txt | 9164 | Viable Substitutions for Intelligence, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0529.txt | 2100 | It's News to Us, by Uberfizzgig |
| hoe-0530.txt | 8313 | Dreambath of Hallucinogens, by Tasha |
| hoe-0531.txt | 12159 | So You Want To Be A Masked Vigilante, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0532.txt | 2752 | SVP Aidez Nous!, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0533.txt | 10636 | Murphy's Pub, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0534.txt | 6697 | Complete Crap, by LilNilHil |
| hoe-0535.txt | 3794 | Too Young to Love, Not Old Enough to Marry, by Daisy |
| hoe-0536.txt | 4213 | Bummer of a Dream, by Another Mike |
| hoe-0537.txt | 7646 | Things That Annoy Me, by Anilos |
| hoe-0538.txt | 20400 | For Kelly 3-6, by Isaac |
| hoe-0539.txt | 3719 | How Zines Are Made, by Nybar |
| hoe-0540.txt | 5391 | When Yesterday Was Tomorrow, by AIDS |
| hoe-0541.txt | 4095 | Call Me Naked, by Paganini |
| hoe-0542.txt | 3105 | Why I'm Not an Angry Queer, by Cyn |
| hoe-0543.txt | 4169 | Your Perfect Match (Ugol's Law), by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0544.txt | 2780 | Why Sex is NOT Better Than Masturbation, by AltRocks |
| hoe-0545.txt | 6789 | Dirk Diggler Can Eat My Ass Out, by Meenk |
| hoe-0546.txt | 5391 | Nobody Loves a Dishwasher, by Unrelated |
| hoe-0547.txt | 5723 | A Love Story, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0548.txt | 5560 | Instruction Manual for The Sexually Frustrated, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0549.txt | 3848 | Just Another Friday, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0550.txt | 40256 | The Sweetest of Fruits, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0551.txt | 5277 | Happy Floggings, by Kreid |
| hoe-0552.txt | 3287 | I Rawk ur m0m, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0553.txt | 7752 | Why Am I So Nice?, by Anilos |
| hoe-0554.txt | 3906 | I Love a Man in Uniform, by Muze |
| hoe-0555.txt | 2776 | CUSTENU.TLX, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0556.txt | 9298 | Drive, by Another Mike |
| hoe-0557.txt | 4033 | My First C++ Program, by Seaya |
| hoe-0558.txt | 17739 | For Kelly 7-9, by Isaac |
| hoe-0559.txt | 4126 | How I Really Feel, by Daisy |
| hoe-0560.txt | 7713 | Create Your Own Fun!, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0561.txt | 8746 | An Explanation Of One Of My More Inscrutable Works, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0562.txt | 3280 | Friends, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0563.txt | 4386 | Real, Not Real, by Unrelated |
| hoe-0564.txt | 6474 | The New Adventures of..., by Nybar |
| hoe-0565.txt | 1224 | 10 Things I Hate About Me, by AltRocks |
| hoe-0566.txt | 4132 | How I Became Normal, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0567.txt | 2309 | Jessie and the Bunny, by Oregano |
| hoe-0568.txt | 4727 | Do You Want Cheese With Your Whine?, by Granny |
| hoe-0569.txt | 2581 | When Computers Go On Humanitarian Crusades, by Uberfizzgig |
| hoe-0570.txt | 4297 | Why I'd Pity a Psychic, by Rhea |
| hoe-0571.txt | 7977 | How Hardk0re Learned To Stop Worrying and Love, by Kaia |
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| hoe-0573.txt | 6081 | FACE CARD, FACE CARD, EVERYBODY LOVES A FACE CARD!!!, by Uberfizzgig |
| hoe-0574.txt | 2482 | I Suck, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0575.txt | 5930 | Barbie's Untold Story, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0576.txt | 3354 | In Defense of Kinko's, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0577.txt | 6903 | Waiter, There's a Fly in My Primordial Soup, by Miasma |
| hoe-0578.txt | 2516 | Yesterday I Saw True Vanity, by ZZi |
| hoe-0579.txt | 6681 | Love's Labour's Lost, by Darwin |
| hoe-0580.txt | 5662 | DNA, The Perfect Template for a Metaphor, by Anilos |
| hoe-0581.txt | 6577 | He Needed Inner Healing, and NRMLGRL Knew It, by Kaia |
| hoe-0582.txt | 6738 | Styx Debunks Marijuana Myths, by Styx |
| hoe-0583.txt | 4685 | IRC is Better Than Stand Up Comedians, by Granny |
| hoe-0584.txt | 4779 | THIS IS BULLSHIT, by Quarex |
| hoe-0585.txt | 4149 | Satire On The Truth About Men, by Effy |
| hoe-0586.txt | 3586 | Possibly Proverbial Parables, Volume One, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0587.txt | 3963 | Dear You, by Mutter |
| hoe-0588.txt | 2627 | My Nomination for 'Greatest Eccentric of the..., by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0589.txt | 27833 | Gang Bang Business Trip, by Jamesy |
| hoe-0590.txt | 7142 | Farmer Floyd, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0591.txt | 16435 | A Personal Rekolektion & HIStory of TELETYPE, by AIDS |
| hoe-0592.txt | 7128 | The Secret History of Teletype, by AIDS |
| hoe-0593.txt | 4204 | My Very First HOE Article by RottenZ, by RottenZ |
| hoe-0594.txt | 4148 | The Night I Killed Eilien, by Oregano |
| hoe-0595.txt | 7145 | Catatonia, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0596.txt | 3913 | Think For Ourselves? What Kind of Concept is That?, by Rhea |
| hoe-0597.txt | 13960 | Mean Jimmy Gets Drunk, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0598.txt | 16689 | Child of Satan, by Effy |
| hoe-0599.txt | 3857 | The Gojira Theorem, by Quarex |
| hoe-0600.txt | 748 | My Favorite Letter of The Alphabet, by Kreid |
| hoe-0601.txt | 4693 | Three Stories for Children of All Ages, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0602.txt | 2961 | Words That Rhyme With Shed, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0603.txt | 6308 | The Girl From Mars' Superhero Story, by Girl From Mars |
| hoe-0604.txt | 3083 | When All Else Fails, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0605.txt | 3998 | Driving to The Pacific and Jumping In, by Tasha |
| hoe-0606.txt | 3819 | Little Dolls With BIG GUNS, by Beretta Ruger |
| hoe-0607.txt | 2504 | Murder is Illegal, Embarrassment Isn't: A Realization..., by Anjee |
| hoe-0608.txt | 9437 | Things That Annoy Me, Episode 2, by Anilos |
| hoe-0609.txt | 11893 | THE BEGINNING, by Quarex |
| hoe-0610.txt | 5899 | My Second Hoe Article by RottenZ, by RottenZ |
| hoe-0611.txt | 4978 | How to Win a Guess-Your-Age Contest, by Seaya |
| hoe-0612.txt | 2647 | Widget's Nachos, by Aster |
| hoe-0613.txt | 11593 | When Jamesy Met Caity, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0614.txt | 8164 | The Smart, the Wooden, and the Ugly, by Kniht & Uberfizzgig |
| hoe-0615.txt | 3069 | Why I Refuse to Believe in God, by Cyn |
| hoe-0616.txt | 5179 | The Picnic Channel, by Oregano |
| hoe-0617.txt | 4379 | Why I'm Not Cheering For Gonzaga, by Anilos |
| hoe-0618.txt | 3895 | Help for Those in Need, by Twister |
| hoe-0619.txt | 3309 | A Personal Tribute To A Man Named Hasslehoff, by Paganini |
| hoe-0620.txt | 2731 | Music Is Evil!!!!, by AltRocks |
| hoe-0621.txt | 43178 | Family Circus, by Anonymous |
| hoe-0622.txt | 1700 | Saving Celebrities, by Cyn |
| hoe-0623.txt | 6559 | Apocalyptica Plays Metallica -- Four Cellos, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0624.txt | 8096 | Marilyn Manson, Friends, and Ex-Girlfriends, by Unrelated |
| hoe-0625.txt | 4294 | Jack Frost, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0626.txt | 5403 | What I Know About Shawn Mullins, by Daisy |
| hoe-0627.txt | 9156 | Boy, Everything Sure is Zany, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0628.txt | 7029 | HOE Warzzz, by RottenZ |
| hoe-0629.txt | 4665 | A Point of View, by Anilos |
| hoe-0630.txt | 1983 | ATTENTION: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND, by Ziego Vuantar |
| hoe-0631.txt | 1089 | RFC-976, by AIDS |
| hoe-0632.txt | 6241 | Just a Prediction.., by Anjee |
| hoe-0633.txt | 4716 | I Suck, Part 2, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0634.txt | 2082 | About Nothing, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0635.txt | 6770 | Janet Reno Does Washington, by Lapse |
| hoe-0636.txt | 2769 | Yeah, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0637.txt | 8113 | Memories Fuck Up My Shit, by Quarex |
| hoe-0638.txt | 2824 | The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 1, by Aster |
| hoe-0639.txt | 3082 | I Forgot What I Was Going to Write About..., by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0640.txt | 3754 | Kreid's 315,601st Textfile, by Kreid |
| hoe-0641.txt | 18642 | Gnosis, Second Installment, by Kreid |
| hoe-0642.txt | 8250 | AGHGHGHGHGH!, by Quarex |
| hoe-0643.txt | 3460 | Ten Reasons Why I am Single, by Juliet |
| hoe-0644.txt | 2838 | Seemingly Random, by RottenZ |
| hoe-0645.txt | 2178 | Judge Not, by Jubjub |
| hoe-0646.txt | 77498 | THE OLD ONES DEMAND COMPENSATION, by AIDS |
| hoe-0647.txt | 3309 | dream you., by The Jester |
| hoe-0648.txt | 6635 | Yellow Monster, by Rhea |
| hoe-0649.txt | 753 | The Adventures of Princess Red, Part 2, by Aster |
| hoe-0650.txt | 3641 | Free Association, by Tasha |
| hoe-0651.txt | 5619 | The Ill-begotten, Psuedo-ethics of Semi-janitorial Work, by Hypomonk |
| hoe-0652.txt | 10480 | A Plane Ticket For Yuri, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0653.txt | 2671 | The Sea Witch, aka The Seventh Son of Seventh Son, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0654.txt | 3041 | Ode to My High School Friends, by Effy |
| hoe-0655.txt | 5394 | Ask Clyde"-- Clyde |
| hoe-0656.txt | 4084 | The Effects of Alcohol and Drugs on Driving Ability, by Jubjub |
| hoe-0657.txt | 6093 | Sexual Evolution, by Anilos |
| hoe-0658.txt | 12138 | AN OPEN LETTER TO SCOTT ZIBBLE, by RottenZ |
| hoe-0659.txt | 3857 | Trendy, Are We?, by Unrelated |
| hoe-0660.txt | 2877 | God Spake, by Kreid |
| hoe-0661.txt | 3725 | An Open Letter To HOE, by AIDS |
| hoe-0662.txt | 5926 | The Death Of Mogel, by Oregano |
| hoe-0663.txt | 6096 | Retards Look Like Sea Cows, by Effy |
| hoe-0664.txt | 6200 | Phairguy?, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0665.txt | 3274 | DIAPER BABY MALE WANT WOMEN TO HUMILIATE HIM, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0666.txt | 3915 | Fifty-Nine Different Ways To Say Vagina, by Styx |
| hoe-0667.txt | 3070 | I've Never Met Elmo, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0668.txt | 7660 | The Only Time I Got Action, by XxX_Droo7 |
| hoe-0669.txt | 2841 | When I Grow Up, I Want To Write For HOE, by Juliet |
| hoe-0670.txt | 4153 | I Tricked Some Fat Kid Today, by RottenZ |
| hoe-0671.txt | 4020 | Story of the Lost Cluster, by Anjee |
| hoe-0672.txt | 2509 | Growing Up Sucks, by Jamezz |
| hoe-0673.txt | 5253 | History Assignment, by Tasha |
| hoe-0674.txt | 2192 | The Hog, by Shoe |
| hoe-0675.txt | 5337 | Those Darn V-1 Rockets, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0676.txt | 3547 | Oh Boo Hoo! Poor Me!, by RottenZ |
| hoe-0677.txt | 3295 | Drink The Pepsi, Luke, by Jammer 427 |
| hoe-0678.txt | 2395 | I Step In Shit and Sleep On The Floor, by RMW |
| hoe-0679.txt | 9164 | I Don't Shoot Heroin, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0680.txt | 3826 | A Real Fun Test! Yes!, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0681.txt | 5168 | Ginny Innygunk, by Effy |
| hoe-0682.txt | 2707 | My Chat Logs Get Results, Dammit, by Mr A Jim |
| hoe-0683.txt | 4563 | Russian Women Through The Ages, by Jook |
| hoe-0684.txt | 13010 | The Voice Of My Conscience, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0685.txt | 9767 | What Time Is It?, by Issac |
| hoe-0686.txt | 4502 | The Importance Of Friendship, by Angel Dust |
| hoe-0687.txt | 10625 | A Complete Repudiation, by AIDS |
| hoe-0688.txt | 3956 | Manuel's Good Night, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0689.txt | 7509 | A Black Snake in the Spring, by Rhea |
| hoe-0690.txt | 22670 | Superhero Origins, by Uberfizzgig |
| hoe-0691.txt | 47757 | A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME, by AIDS |
| hoe-0692.txt | 5793 | The Trenchcoat Mafia and Me, by Neko |
| hoe-0693.txt | 5146 | I Love A Charade, by Grlfrmars |
| hoe-0694.txt | 4016 | Dubuque, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0695.txt | 8460 | A Tourist Guide to Dubuque, Iowa, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0696.txt | 30404 | One and The Same, by Vlaad |
| hoe-0697.txt | 3961 | I Know You're A Girl And All, But..., by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0698.txt | 2990 | If It's Bikini Kill, It Must Be Friday, by Shana |
| hoe-0699.txt | 15562 | Noppa Gets Us Laid: An Exploration in Stupidity, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0700.txt | 8364 | GNOSIS: THIRD INSTALLMENT, by Kreid |
| hoe-0701.txt | 2936 | Secret Coordinate, by Isaac |
| hoe-0702.txt | 10531 | My Russian Past Life, by Cyn |
| hoe-0703.txt | 4915 | The Biggest, Largest, Most Exciting Heist... (Part One), by Nybar |
| hoe-0704.txt | 3496 | walden's life story., by The Jester |
| hoe-0705.txt | 3626 | Uno International, by Rhea & OzAdrian |
| hoe-0706.txt | 3574 | Teenagers, Nazis, and the French, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0707.txt | 1179 | FUMPHGLUM, by Aster |
| hoe-0708.txt | 5404 | Bittersweet Memories of Childhood, by Lapse |
| hoe-0709.txt | 2016 | Computer's Internet, by Interjen |
| hoe-0710.txt | 2739 | The Death of IM2K, by AIDS |
| hoe-0711.txt | 8688 | The #2600 Experience, Featuring SkYFLuXX, by Cstone |
| hoe-0712.txt | 3122 | Dr. Seuss, What A Pervert!, by Six |
| hoe-0713.txt | 1963 | Onion Rings Get No Respect!, by Clyde |
| hoe-0714.txt | 4157 | fuckingbugs.com, by Effy |
| hoe-0715.txt | 1570 | Less Is More, Whatever!, by Kernel Bob |
| hoe-0716.txt | 5200 | I Think Your Problems Are Very Trite., by LilNilHil |
| hoe-0717.txt | 2282 | Struck A Chord, by Mr A Jim |
| hoe-0718.txt | 12216 | Change Isn't Always Good, by Anilos |
| hoe-0719.txt | 23582 | InfoSeek Says I'm Balding, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0720.txt | 7947 | The Final Class Project, by Oregano |
| hoe-0721.txt | 7838 | Spies, Restaurants, and Laura's Mercedes, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0722.txt | 5248 | |
| hoe-0723.txt | 5614 | Chapter 2: The Gathering Storm, by Nybar |
| hoe-0724.txt | 5465 | My Two Lives, by Six |
| hoe-0725.txt | 3839 | Her Russian Life (The True One), by Mr A Jim |
| hoe-0726.txt | 3424 | Hitch-hiker Buddy, by JAMMER427 |
| hoe-0727.txt | 3049 | Long Night, No Sleep Part 679, by Neko |
| hoe-0728.txt | 2141 | POKLIKLI, by Aster |
| hoe-0729.txt | 4444 | Meaningless, by Mutter |
| hoe-0730.txt | 11528 | I Am So Sexy, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0731.txt | 1727 | Sic Transit Gloria Mundi, by HOE E'ZINE |
| hoe-0732.txt | 2933 | Suzie, by Isaac |
| hoe-0733.txt | 5987 | Gramma McKee's Special Penis Advice, by McBoo |
| hoe-0734.txt | 3177 | Getting All Towed-Up, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0735.txt | 2941 | Oh, Sweet Love and Pain, by Laja Ajna |
| hoe-0736.txt | 5375 | Chapter 3: The Wrath Of Gods, by Nybar |
| hoe-0737.txt | 8126 | Ask Clyde, The Second Coming, by Clyde |
| hoe-0738.txt | 3679 | Propaganda, by M4D 3LF |
| hoe-0739.txt | 3739 | If Lish Were More Like Smoove B, by Crank |
| hoe-0740.txt | 5485 | Flamingd24, by Neko |
| hoe-0741.txt | 4862 | Chapter 4: Nybar's Dilemma, by Nybar |
| hoe-0742.txt | 4571 | The Lesser Creatures (and World Domination), by Paganini |
| hoe-0743.txt | 7232 | The Head Game That Went Bad And Turned Out Better, by XxX_Droo7 |
| hoe-0744.txt | 3233 | Booth 53, by Etienne |
| hoe-0745.txt | 4153 | To Steve, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0746.txt | 2952 | What About Mine?, by Viledandy |
| hoe-0747.txt | 4546 | The World I Live In, by Hort |
| hoe-0748.txt | 2520 | Foreign Animals Talk Funny, by Six |
| hoe-0749.txt | 2058 | Mary, by Aster |
| hoe-0750.txt | 95835 | True Stories from IThinkICon, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0751.txt | 5963 | A Love Letter To GrlFrMars, Part Two, by AIDS |
| hoe-0752.txt | 2142 | Clouds, Picnics, and Colors, by Mogel |
| hoe-0753.txt | 1846 | Clouds, Picnics, and Colors, by Aster |
| hoe-0754.txt | 13440 | My Babble File, by Hooker's Ghost |
| hoe-0755.txt | 4623 | Duck Hunt, by Fake Scorpion |
| hoe-0756.txt | 3229 | Chapter Five: Rememberances Of A Mogel, by Nybar |
| hoe-0757.txt | 3659 | It's Not The School's Fault, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0758.txt | 1728 | BREATHE OUT. NOW, by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0759.txt | 3715 | Some Really Easy Ways To Get Free Sex, by Oscar Meyer Wilde III |
| hoe-0760.txt | 3158 | ITIC Review Came Too Late, by Seaya |
| hoe-0761.txt | 3564 | The Box!, by Devon |
| hoe-0762.txt | 1727 | The, by Aster |
| hoe-0763.txt | 8905 | Attack of the Mad Cow, by Effy |
| hoe-0764.txt | 4043 | Something Stupid, by iNSaNE_GuRL |
| hoe-0765.txt | 1709 | Bored & Old, by Neko |
| hoe-0766.txt | 2788 | I'm Amazingly Horny Right Now, by Oscar Meyer Wilde III |
| hoe-0767.txt | 5306 | MIX IT UP!, by GrlFrMars |
| hoe-0768.txt | 6095 | Digestion Awesome Do About, by Mr_A_Jim |
| hoe-0769.txt | 5571 | Part Six: Rumble At The River, by Nybar |
| hoe-0770.txt | 4818 | Grade 8 Memory, In One Act, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0771.txt | 3627 | HOE Fan Mail, by Jessica |
| hoe-0772.txt | 3791 | Moving Picture, by Mogel |
| hoe-0773.txt | 2106 | Kid Cuisine Memories, by The Golden Boognish |
| hoe-0774.txt | 1828 | Cookie Land, by Aster & Caitlin |
| hoe-0775.txt | 2515 | I'm One BADASS Hacker, by Six |
| hoe-0776.txt | 6053 | Part 7: The NATURE of the Heist, by Nybar |
| hoe-0777.txt | 4575 | May and the Past, by Viledandy |
| hoe-0778.txt | 5430 | Journal Spewings, by GrlFrMars |
| hoe-0779.txt | 4316 | Reason Number 92347 Why Never To Drive A Thousand..." -- Phairgirl |
| hoe-0780.txt | 760 | Important Reminder, by Y-WiNDoZE |
| hoe-0781.txt | 5385 | The Best Thing Since Plato's Academy, by AIDS |
| hoe-0782.txt | 2672 | HuNNiE's HoT spOt, by Laja Ajna |
| hoe-0783.txt | 2417 | Gavin and Nigel=Masterminds, by The Golden Boognish |
| hoe-0784.txt | 6346 | Part 8: The TRUE Nature of the Heist, by Nybar |
| hoe-0785.txt | 3351 | I Already Know What My Illegitimate Child Will be..., by Jammer 427 |
| hoe-0786.txt | 873 | My Trip To Wayne, by JubJub |
| hoe-0787.txt | 1992 | My Philosophical Quest For True..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III |
| hoe-0788.txt | 6804 | Little Johnny Does A Heist, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0789.txt | 10167 | A Hoe File, by Tasha |
| hoe-0790.txt | 5916 | I Don't Have Big Hair, Dammit, by Six |
| hoe-0791.txt | 8289 | Hoe Dream, by AnonGirl & Miasma |
| hoe-0792.txt | 5019 | I'm Going To Brush My Tooth, I Mean It This..., by Cannibal Butterfly |
| hoe-0793.txt | 5877 | Hill Picnic, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0794.txt | 13354 | The Animix Project, by Dennis Courtney & Basehead |
| hoe-0795.txt | 8177 | The Peoria Beer Project, by Neko |
| hoe-0796.txt | 13095 | THE DEAD, by AIDS |
| hoe-0797.txt | 4759 | The Wise, Old Flower (Part 1), by Mogel & Aster |
| hoe-0798.txt | 4506 | Part 9--2 Stories, Part 1, by Nybar |
| hoe-0799.txt | 104677 | The Advice Letter Project, by The HOE Staff |
| hoe-0800.txt | 18803 | The Golden Unmutak's Inception, by TanAdept |
| hoe-0801.txt | 8936 | Daddy's Grammar Princess Goes Down The Drain, by Cannibal Butterfly |
| hoe-0802.txt | 10421 | Wiggle Worms, by Nettle |
| hoe-0803.txt | 2065 | The Random Thoughts of a Confused Druggie, by Angeldust |
| hoe-0804.txt | 11486 | The Idiot Game, by Mogel & Nybar |
| hoe-0805.txt | 4914 | Quotes, by Unrelated |
| hoe-0806.txt | 4620 | Myself, I Never Knew, by Crack Genie |
| hoe-0807.txt | 7413 | A Lost Highway, by Gideon |
| hoe-0808.txt | 11784 | The Five Worst Songs of ALL TIME, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0809.txt | 1799 | Life Is What You Make It, by Sue |
| hoe-0810.txt | 1696 | Proton Packs, by The Golden Boognish |
| hoe-0811.txt | 5217 | Cows, by Effy |
| hoe-0812.txt | 2608 | The World Of Fact! The World Of Fiction!, by Jame |
| hoe-0813.txt | 2515 | Mr. Orange Gleason's Trip To the Fair, by JAMMER427 |
| hoe-0814.txt | 6442 | The Wise, Old Flower (Part 2), by Mogel & Aster |
| hoe-0815.txt | 992 | Semuta, by Isaac |
| hoe-0816.txt | 7846 | Letters, by Six |
| hoe-0817.txt | 2429 | I Wasted 2 Hours Reading Early cDc..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III |
| hoe-0818.txt | 6273 | Data's Decision and the Decadence of the Modern..., by Rhea |
| hoe-0819.txt | 1909 | Zebra II, by The Golden Boognish |
| hoe-0820.txt | 9828 | Uber-Mogel, by Seaya & Nybar |
| hoe-0821.txt | 1136 | Flamingd24 Part 2, by Neko |
| hoe-0822.txt | 9947 | The Most/Least Fuckable Cartoon Characters, by Hardcore |
| hoe-0823.txt | 7580 | The Second Time I Got Action? Pfft. The 8000th Time..., by XxX_Droo7 |
| hoe-0824.txt | 4101 | The Ballad Of Teletype, by AIDS |
| hoe-0825.txt | 1626 | Kids, by Mike Lake |
| hoe-0826.txt | 5776 | Everything Reminds Me Of Cheese, by Effy |
| hoe-0827.txt | 6940 | Dissin' Miasma, by AIDS |
| hoe-0828.txt | 3008 | Cousin Fuckers, by The Golden Boognish |
| hoe-0829.txt | 2197 | Pornographic Midget Tossing - PAP SMEAR 3:16, by Six |
| hoe-0830.txt | 4559 | Switching Gears, by Oregano |
| hoe-0831.txt | 4838 | Modern Ascii, by Mogel |
| hoe-0832.txt | 4047 | A Short Lesson In Applied Calculus, by Ior |
| hoe-0833.txt | 4035 | Big Daddy Bill's Official Press Release, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0834.txt | 1556 | Pin, by Aster |
| hoe-0835.txt | 3188 | NO FUCKING MORE, by Angeldust |
| hoe-0836.txt | 7368 | The Attic, by Rhea |
| hoe-0837.txt | 4889 | AnonGirl's Academic Career, by AnonGirl's Teachers |
| hoe-0838.txt | 6121 | I Do Not Actually Hate Women, But I Will Pretend To, by Quarex |
| hoe-0839.txt | 6080 | ROTTWEILER the STORY!, by Lapse |
| hoe-0840.txt | 783 | This Text File Will Seriously Change..., by Oscar Meyer Wilde III |
| hoe-0841.txt | 3130 | Chapter 1: Cobra Triangle, by Neko |
| hoe-0842.txt | 3231 | Hacking a Nine Volt, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0843.txt | 9186 | To Angeldust, by JubJub |
| hoe-0844.txt | 4333 | Britney's Breasts Are Real, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0845.txt | 2019 | Dear, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0846.txt | 7457 | Monkeys and Midgets, by LAWS |
| hoe-0847.txt | 3572 | A Famous Saying, by The Golden Boognish |
| hoe-0848.txt | 3980 | Not An Addict, by Draykonis |
| hoe-0849.txt | 13972 | Pixie Dust, by Ugliness Man |
| hoe-0850.txt | 6314 | HOE NON-SEQUITURS 12 & 35, by AIDS |
| hoe-0851.txt | 1300 | El Pulpo Esta Escritando con Ocho Boligrafos, by Uberfizzgig |
| hoe-0852.txt | 5746 | A Year In The Making Of A Waiting World, by Basehead |
| hoe-0853.txt | 1322 | Ode to Aster, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0854.txt | 4364 | Blush, by Rhea |
| hoe-0855.txt | 1610 | Yesterday, by Aster |
| hoe-0856.txt | 15138 | The Insanity Of A God, by Nybar |
| hoe-0857.txt | 3224 | I Secretly Love Quarex, by Clyde |
| hoe-0858.txt | 2808 | The No Fuck Day: An Exercise In Futility, by Teerts & Woodstok |
| hoe-0859.txt | 4235 | Out To Lunch, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0860.txt | 2577 | A Testament of Attitude, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0861.txt | 19651 | Head Off, by Kreid |
| hoe-0862.txt | 3406 | 3 Times The Recommended Dose of NyQuil, by Six |
| hoe-0863.txt | 2388 | There Is No Hope, by Kyra |
| hoe-0864.txt | 2469 | Mr. Frog Is Happy, by Reflecks |
| hoe-0865.txt | 79325 | Warez, by Trilobyte |
| hoe-0866.txt | 1394 | THE MAGICAL, MYSTICAL ART OF confabulation, by AIDS |
| hoe-0867.txt | 6171 | How To Properly Judge Music: A Rebuttal To Phairgirl, by Quarex |
| hoe-0868.txt | 1509 | To JubJub, by Angeldust |
| hoe-0869.txt | 9218 | A Pointless Story Which Protests Other..., by Tasha & Nybar |
| hoe-0870.txt | 1979 | Please Just Leave Me Alone And Let Me Go Insane, by Hermy |
| hoe-0871.txt | 5142 | the death of ibbs.com, by The Jester |
| hoe-0872.txt | 1582 | I Am Going To Fucking Kill Myself, by Quarex |
| hoe-0873.txt | 5545 | Calling Out Names!, by Nybar |
| hoe-0874.txt | 3881 | An Old Dog, Buried At Sea, by Basehead |
| hoe-0875.txt | 2490 | I'm Mad About Style And Saffron, Because It's So..., by Jammer427 |
| hoe-0876.txt | 5997 | Memo To Phairgirl, by AIDS |
| hoe-0877.txt | 1409 | AltRocks' Mournful Love Serenade6, by AltRocks |
| hoe-0878.txt | 3229 | Info Commercials Are The Devil, by Cannibal Butterfly |
| hoe-0879.txt | 8027 | This Obsession, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0880.txt | 6377 | Maining Trip, by Oregano |
| hoe-0881.txt | 4921 | Stabbed, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0882.txt | 3545 | HIGH SCHOOL REVISITED., by Laja Ajna |
| hoe-0883.txt | 2626 | I Am Laughing At You: An Angsty Rant, by Anjee |
| hoe-0884.txt | 4647 | The New Clique, by Ugliness Man |
| hoe-0885.txt | 2015 | I Am Becoming A Teenybopper, Please Shoot Me Now, by Hermy |
| hoe-0886.txt | 5728 | The Quarex Commandments, by Quarex |
| hoe-0887.txt | 4592 | A Night With Mathley, by Effy |
| hoe-0888.txt | 6849 | Blah Blah De Fucking Blah, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0889.txt | 4544 | The Scooby Doo Conspiracy, by Hypomonk |
| hoe-0890.txt | 6551 | Clyde Teaches You Assholes A Lesson, by Clyde |
| hoe-0891.txt | 4931 | Post-Erotic Madness Exemplified, Part 3, by Nybar |
| hoe-0892.txt | 17714 | Ralph, by Hort |
| hoe-0893.txt | 1964 | NIN: The Fragile, by Unrelated |
| hoe-0894.txt | 1959 | Your Decision, by Anodyne |
| hoe-0895.txt | 3385 | How Many People Understand Quantum Physics Anyway?, by Six |
| hoe-0896.txt | 2015 | Really Bad HOE Article, by Metalchic |
| hoe-0897.txt | 2588 | Milk And Cookies. A Book., by Reflecks |
| hoe-0898.txt | 5208 | Pumpcon Awards, by Slawz |
| hoe-0899.txt | 4251 | A Love Letter to AIDS, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0900.txt | 7027 | HOE 900, by Tasha |
| hoe-0901.txt | 20638 | LET'S MURDER THE MOONSHINE, by AIDS |
| hoe-0902.txt | 7361 | Precursor, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0903.txt | 3671 | Bread: Some Shocking Facts, by Angeldust |
| hoe-0904.txt | 3298 | An Absolute Proof of the Existence of Cause an Effect, by Kreid |
| hoe-0905.txt | 3530 | Life, by Lil' Taz |
| hoe-0906.txt | 4883 | The Biography of Clippit, by Mogel |
| hoe-0907.txt | 4947 | Meditations On a Schoolgirl Crush, by Rhea |
| hoe-0908.txt | 10041 | The Random Nybarius Internet Compendium, Vol I, by Nybar |
| hoe-0909.txt | 1919 | The Legend of The Blue Ring, by Aster |
| hoe-0910.txt | 14166 | Champaign Revisited, by Oregano |
| hoe-0911.txt | 3500 | October Rust And Why My Life Sux, by Misfit |
| hoe-0912.txt | 2116 | Response to Phairgirl's Love Letter, by AIDS |
| hoe-0913.txt | 3137 | Bullshit, by Trimmerhead |
| hoe-0914.txt | 6897 | IRC Freestyling Session #1, by Nybar |
| hoe-0915.txt | 4161 | Las Vegas, by Unrelated |
| hoe-0916.txt | 5481 | Activated Charcoal, by Tocoblock |
| hoe-0917.txt | 5182 | Two Large Mochas and a Slice of Tiramisu, by Meeyoww |
| hoe-0918.txt | 2664 | Headache Induced Thoughts, by LatinMan |
| hoe-0919.txt | 4177 | The Hardknock Life of a Teen on IRC, by Que |
| hoe-0920.txt | 3854 | Girls Kick Ass, Mine Anyways, by Weirdfreak |
| hoe-0921.txt | 5536 | Interlaced Space, by Mogel |
| hoe-0922.txt | 3031 | Mogor University, by Styx |
| hoe-0923.txt | 7555 | A Simply Pink Dress, and Other Things, by Rhea |
| hoe-0924.txt | 2970 | There Had To Be A Computer Game For The '90s, by Eerie |
| hoe-0925.txt | 17496 | 400 Lyrical Blows--A Survey of Undergroundhiphop.Com, by Nybar |
| hoe-0926.txt | 4775 | Q-tips Are Preventing Human Evolution!, by Clyde |
| hoe-0927.txt | 2200 | Winter, by Neko |
| hoe-0928.txt | 4966 | Teledruggies, by Trimmerhead |
| hoe-0929.txt | 4175 | Won't You Be My Shitty-Ass Neighbor?, by Basehead |
| hoe-0930.txt | 8261 | Freudian Epiphany, by Meenk |
| hoe-0931.txt | 3562 | If I Could Have Lunch With Any Famous Person..., by Ashtray Heart |
| hoe-0932.txt | 3640 | Being True to Yourself, by LatinMan |
| hoe-0933.txt | 6905 | On... Track, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0934.txt | 3097 | What The Fuck, by Trimmerhead |
| hoe-0935.txt | 69092 | The HOE c0de Issue, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0936.txt | 5441 | Revival In My Panties!, by Cannibal Butterfly |
| hoe-0937.txt | 1694 | Unwanted Knowledge, by Angeldust |
| hoe-0938.txt | 4837 | Fuckin' Babies, by Caitlin |
| hoe-0939.txt | 10344 | Choosing Where To Sit In Class, by Mogel |
| hoe-0940.txt | 148276 | Re-Writing HOE Rejects, by Various Artists |
| hoe-0941.txt | 1757 | JrzDevil Angrily Mistakes Quarex for a Woman, by Quarex |
| hoe-0942.txt | 4741 | The Facts About HOE #937, by Nyarlathotep |
| hoe-0943.txt | 7303 | A Discussion with Swiss Pope, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0944.txt | 5632 | The Chapstick Chapter of My Life, by Jane & Metalchic |
| hoe-0945.txt | 3087 | Why Bother?, by Cyn |
| hoe-0946.txt | 5274 | Alan Ginsberg and The Shawshank Redemption, by Six |
| hoe-0947.txt | 3902 | Math, by Rhea |
| hoe-0948.txt | 3834 | Spot's Big Adventure, by Captain Bovine |
| hoe-0949.txt | 6822 | Great, Now I'm A Dirt Hippie, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0950.txt | 5070 | Fucked With Being Fucked: The HOE Manifesto, by Black*Ruined |
| hoe-0951.txt | 7533 | The Thingieness of Things, by Mogel |
| hoe-0952.txt | 7490 | DAY TRIPPING WITH THE LORD DUNSANY, by AIDS |
| hoe-0953.txt | 8095 | Frequently Asked Questions, by Mogel |
| hoe-0954.txt | 11700 | The KITTY TEASE Owner's Manual, by AIDS |
| hoe-0955.txt | 7344 | New Jersey Is Out Of Control And Must Be Destroyed, by Mogel |
| hoe-0956.txt | 5948 | What I Know About Syd Barrett, by AIDS |
| hoe-0957.txt | 5468 | My Special Journey, by Mogel |
| hoe-0958.txt | 6223 | Transformers Fan Fiction #1, by AIDS |
| hoe-0959.txt | 6038 | The Advantages of Actually Listening to People, by Mogel |
| hoe-0960.txt | 14266 | #ASCII OUTSIDER ART MANIFESTO, by AIDS |
| hoe-0961.txt | 1909 | What Is Really Wrong With The World, by Spare |
| hoe-0962.txt | 3437 | J Paws and the Sad, by Uberfizzgig |
| hoe-0963.txt | 5861 | Large Bowl of Cereal with a Side Order of Morals, by LatinMan |
| hoe-0964.txt | 4156 | Cop Out, by Que |
| hoe-0965.txt | 4450 | My Long-term Dependency, by Big Daddy Bill |
| hoe-0966.txt | 3275 | Ballard of Kelly, by Isaac |
| hoe-0967.txt | 2861 | Go Figure., by Trimmerhead |
| hoe-0968.txt | 4116 | A Model Citizen's Viewpoint, by Basehead |
| hoe-0969.txt | 9497 | An Open Letter To Anyone I've Ever Known, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0970.txt | 3021 | Beans and Franks, by Cannibal Butterfly |
| hoe-0971.txt | 3683 | Coming Attractions, by Mr A Jim |
| hoe-0972.txt | 3719 | I Hate H0e, by Slawz |
| hoe-0973.txt | 16527 | A Cipher, by Nybar & Basehead |
| hoe-0974.txt | 6879 | A Day in the Life of LeetNLow, by Meeyoww |
| hoe-0975.txt | 2756 | Your Call Is Important To Us, by The Prophet |
| hoe-0976.txt | 2168 | BUREAUCRACY AT ITS BEST, by Quarex |
| hoe-0977.txt | 2254 | I Am So Excited To Write This, by Kreid |
| hoe-0978.txt | 5957 | Falling Down Falling, by RottenZ |
| hoe-0979.txt | 27994 | I Am Not, by Six |
| hoe-0980.txt | 3616 | I've Got No Strings, by Cannibal Butterfly |
| hoe-0981.txt | 4959 | Bah, by Meeyoww |
| hoe-0982.txt | 14186 | I Need A Peck In The Head From A Bird That Is Dead, by Phairgirl |
| hoe-0983.txt | 9539 | Parallax, by Mr A Jim |
| hoe-0984.txt | 4980 | THE GRILL STAFF MOCKS JERSEY DEVIL, by THE GRILL STAFF |
| hoe-0985.txt | 5252 | A Different Kind of Man, by Anodyne |
| hoe-0986.txt | 6352 | Leaving The Girl, by Basehead |
| hoe-0987.txt | 2886 | See Rehajbnahk Stride, by Kreid |
| hoe-0988.txt | 3467 | Public Transportation Revisited, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0989.txt | 1911 | DAMNATION, by Kreid |
| hoe-0990.txt | 5002 | Things Better Left Unsaid, by Zaff |
| hoe-0991.txt | 4499 | Open Letter To Gotahoe.com!, by Clyde |
| hoe-0992.txt | 6141 | Stalker Chicks of the 1960s, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-0993.txt | 2956 | And Thus She Survives, by Anodyne |
| hoe-0994.txt | 3018 | Everything, Simplified, by Miasma |
| hoe-0995.txt | 4940 | M&M Conspiracy Theory, by JoJo, The Indian Circus Boy |
| hoe-0996.txt | 3788 | Running Again, by Mutter |
| hoe-0997.txt | 7914 | Why 2K? A Misanthropic Editorial, by Meenk |
| hoe-0998.txt | 34565 | The Penultimate Lamentation, by Quarex |
| hoe-0999.txt | 113691 | THE MADCAP LAUGHS, by AIDS |
| hoe-1000.txt | 164086 | The Return of Warez, by Various Artists |
| hoe-1001.txt | 20513 | Changing Gears, by Mogel, Meenk, & AIDS |
| hoe-1002.txt | 4819 | Red, by Rhea |
| hoe-1003.txt | 7553 | Christmas in Alabama, by Christopher Crowe |
| hoe-1004.txt | 8400 | Flight To Freedom, by Oregano |
| hoe-1005.txt | 3830 | Song Lyrics, by Kreid |
| hoe-1006.txt | 9126 | An Interview with Bad Kitty, by Caitlin |
| hoe-1007.txt | 11919 | Ask Clyde, Version 4.0!, by Clyde |
| hoe-1008.txt | 3916 | The Craft, by Anodyne |
| hoe-1009.txt | 1564 | Morals, by Aster |
| hoe-1010.txt | 3786 | HOE #1010: Loves Part II by Trilobyte (January 22, 2000) |
| hoe-1011.txt | 4703 | How To Make An Atomic Bomb" by AltRocketz |
| hoe-1012.txt | 9049 | Oldschool Christmas Anarchy" by Sir Oregano The Hacker |
| hoe-1013.txt | 5605 | Break, Smash, Destroy" by The Shadowy Unrelated Night Stalker |
| hoe-1014.txt | 5439 | HOW TO FUCK UP SOME SHiT AND GET HiGH AS SHiT..." by Killer Kreid |
| hoe-1015.txt | 7494 | Batch Phile Anarchy" by Bothersome Basehead |
| hoe-1016.txt | 5779 | How To Get Back At Your Rivals" by Nybarius, Lethal Ninja |
| hoe-1017.txt | 5109 | Anarchy: A Submissive's Nightmare" by Meenk |
| hoe-1018.txt | 6708 | Phun with Shit" by Da Master Mogel |
| hoe-1019.txt | 2972 | Motion" by Obscure Images |
| hoe-1020.txt | 4891 | CRAZY RUSSIAN ANARCHIST" by G. Sanchez |
| hoe-1021.txt | 1474 | The Darkest Place in the Largness of the Huge Great Big..., by Aster |
| hoe-1022.txt | 4835 | True Love, by Kreid |
| hoe-1023.txt | 4292 | This Is Not, by Anodyne |
| hoe-1024.txt | 8647 | THE ALL SLANDER LAWSUIT ISSUE, by AIDS |
| hoe-1025.txt | 5091 | We'll Always Have Paris, by Rhea |
| hoe-1026.txt | 2534 | MY FURST COLORING (in) book, by Lexus Prime |
| hoe-1027.txt | 5023 | Fam ly V lue, by Anodyne |
| hoe-1028.txt | 13551 | Lucid Dreaming is Hard, by Mr A Jim |
| hoe-1029.txt | 2903 | Old Crow, by Kreid |
| hoe-1030.txt | 4415 | Me And My Monkey, by Me... |
| hoe-1031.txt | 38014 | The Official Kraft Scene Sexchart, by Kraft |
| hoe-1032.txt | 5256 | Hej Då!, by AnonGirl |
| hoe-1033.txt | 12767 | Ralph: Chapter 2, by Hort |
| hoe-1034.txt | 4938 | Fish; And The Near Imminent Death of The Fourth One, by Liberty |
| hoe-1035.txt | 5656 | Poor Andrew, by Anodyne |
| hoe-1036.txt | 4579 | I HOPE THIS FILE OFFENDS YOU, by Quarex |
| hoe-1037.txt | 2589 | Trip Talk, by Unrelated |
| hoe-1038.txt | 5212 | One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest Part II, by LatinMan |
| hoe-1039.txt | 5809 | Dead Alive, by The Extremist |
| hoe-1040.txt | 6884 | Thanatos, by Meenk |
| hoe-1041.txt | 5035 | SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik |
| hoe-1042.txt | 5035 | SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik |
| hoe-1043.txt | 5035 | SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik |
| hoe-1044.txt | 5035 | SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik |
| hoe-1045.txt | 5035 | SUM SHIT #1, by Kaotik |
| hoe-1046.txt | 25130 | Another Profitable Life Experience, by Kreid |
| hoe-1047.txt | 2441 | Flamers Fight with Force, by pl0nk |
| hoe-1048.txt | 6616 | Sodomy and Macrame: A Dynamic Duo, by Krnl |
| hoe-1049.txt | 4209 | MOON WEB, by AIDS |
| hoe-1050.txt | 99519 | Big Bad #1, by Various Artists |
| hoe-1051.txt | 775 | HOE #1051: Humble Request by Y-Windoze (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1052.txt | 2518 | HOE #1052: Grandma's House by Kreid (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1053.txt | 5475 | HOE #1053: Everything I Need to Know, I Learned Playing Solitaire by Ari McKee (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1054.txt | 4435 | HOE #1054: Dawson's Creek 2005: The Director's Cut by pl0nk (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1055.txt | 6035 | LatinMan's Guide to Getting Chickas, by LatinMan (Aptil 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1056.txt | 4977 | A Tale of Two Shitheads, by Caitlin (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1057.txt | 1202 | Filk Fun #1 by DECwolf (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1058.txt | 3036 | Hehehe y sk8rs r cute, by Ninr0x (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1059.txt | 8567 | Don't Step on Stumpy, by Puce (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1060.txt | 6573 | Strike the Surface, by Jam Master (April 7, 2000) |
| hoe-1061.txt | 10451 | Joey The Teenage Menstrual Blood Vampire by Insert Wu Name Here (April 18, 2000) |
| hoe-1062.txt | 10372 | Bloody Rag, by Kreid (April 18, 2000) |
| hoe-1063.txt | 4013 | Fetch the Bone, by Meenk (April 18, 2000) |
| hoe-1064.txt | 5981 | Camp Chronicles, Vol. 1 by LatinMan (April 18, 2000) |
| hoe-1065.txt | 59222 | A Story About A Boy And His Dog by Krnl (April 18, 2000) |
| hoe-1066.txt | 887 | About Bitches, by Y-WiNDoZE (May 1, 2000) |
| hoe-1067.txt | 5859 | How to Become a Media Whore in Less Than 24 Hours by tamd (May 1, 2000) |
| hoe-1068.txt | 1254 | Emily Bleached Her Hair by Kreid (May 1, 2000) |
| hoe-1069.txt | 3425 | Frank E. Lee's Guide to ANSI CODES with THE JEDI MIND FORCE by Frank E. Lee (May 1, 2000) |
| hoe-1070.txt | 15145 | History and Dem Black Boots by Rhea (May 1, 2000) |
| hoe-1076.txt | 6451 | Dynamo Warez, by Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (May 15, 2000) |
| hoe-1077.txt | 6851 | The Day They Shot Big Spender by Dinkee (May 15, 2000) |
| hoe-1078.txt | 11773 | My Alligator Dancing Shoes by Rhea (May 15, 2000) |
| hoe-1079.txt | 6705 | The Story of The Alice and The Needle by Caitlin (May 15, 2000) |
| hoe-1080.txt | 9099 | The Island by Kreid (May 15, 2000) |
| hoe-index.txt | 27569 | Index File for the HoE #91-#660 (Source for those entries in this directory) |
| hoe-index2.txt | 45977 | An Index of the "New" HOE Issues by Hoe (HOE Issues #91 - #1050) |
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