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                           >> "Albert Knibschuk" <<
                                 by -> Styx

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	on june 6th, 1997, homeless albert knibschuk was keeping himself warm
by laying on a steamgrate on bainbridge street in center city, philadelphia,
when a piano fell from a 7th story window and shattered both of his legs.
much to everyone's surprise, homeless albert knibschuk unwittingly proved
that what you don't know can, infact, hurt you.

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      * (c) HoE publications.  HoE #245 -- written by Styx -- 6/12/98 *