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Issue Numbah Two!
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Here we have Thunderhawk playing the part of Maya and talking with this
winner Jacky. Jacky is a male that hangs in #chinese and is quite lame.
Thunderhawk was bouncing all of this to the channel where the rest of us
commented on it. :)
<thUNdhWk> woop
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* let's fuck
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* how hot r u?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* are you so ugly, you cant get any real ?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* oh no.....i'm handsome
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* so let's fuck
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i just finished fucking two girls
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* they're taking a shower now
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* and i got nothing to do ...so i'm doing irc
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok baby...don't worry...i won't tell tehm!!!!!!!!!!!
<CCRider> haha
> thund you little tease
<thUNdhWk> This is phun.. lets see how far this dood will go.. =)
> kewl
> bounce everything
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i'm going to lift u up against the wall and hold your legs
on my
<thUNdhWk> +shoulder and lick u from underneath the legs andn lick my tongue
all over
<thUNdhWk> +your clit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* do u want tha???
<thUNdhWk> HAHAHA
*** jacky is rdw1277@IS2.NYU.EDU (Richard D. Wong)
> thund: what did you do to provoke him?
<thUNdhWk> Nothing, I logged on a Maya!maya@204.1234.1234.1234
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* do u want tha???
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* let's do it then baby
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* action speak louder than words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* cn';n baby, let'f ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* wear some sexy lingerie for me bvaby
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok baby ............................i watn u c'n abby let's
do it
<thUNdhWk> ok.. what should i tell him..
> tell him you ar wearing hot sexy stuff
<CCRider> damn he is getting werked up....he is missing chars majorly.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* oh yeah ....oh i want u so BAD!!!!!!!!!!!
> tell him you are teasing his manhood with your tongue and stuph.
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* I am wearing hot red underwear(crotchless of course)
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* fuck me hard baby
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* oh yeah ....oh i want u so BAD!!!!!!!!!!!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i want to fantasize u wearing nothing and we fuck in the
elevator
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* hi
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* let's fuck
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* hello
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* u ther or what
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* what u wearing now?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i want u so bad to fuck me so hard baby
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* The elevator just stopped.
<thUNdhWk> hahaha
> heheehe
> tell him you are putting your hand up his arse
> see if he likes that
> tell him you want to dominate him and rape his butt.
> see how far you can take him.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i will slip my hand under your underwear anduse my mouth
and rip it off
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* so u naked now in bed?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Im in my bath with my laptop.
> hahhahah.. bath and laptop
<CCRider> tell him not to get shocked. :)
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah desacribe yoru breast size for me
<thUNdhWk> Full, rich, and never sticky
> ccrider: 4 years of lamer fun on irc.. you get to know some neat
stuff!@#$!@$#1
<thUNdhWk> *** jacky invites you to channel #rapeme
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* No, but I do have a BF. He is not in town though.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah so u naked now?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah ok...r u married?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* No, but I do have a BF. He is not in town though.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* oh u do?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* does he mind if we have sex?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* this is netsex, that doesnt count.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah do u like phone sex?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Not really. Where do you live ?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* nyc u?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* She is getting dry now...
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* but never mind. i wnat to be dominated.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* so do u like phonesex
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* what do u mean?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* u want to be dominate?
> heheh.. tell him you want to do him!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* what do u mean?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* what do u mean
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* u want to be dominate?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* I want you to dominate me.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* oh yeah sure baby!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* can u be my sex slave?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* I am your sex slave. Ive been a naughty girl. Give me my
<thUNdhWk> +punishment.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah how old r u sexy?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* 26 hehehehe
> hehehehe
<thUNdhWk> this is hillarious
> say "and ive been a bad girl!@#!@$!@$"
> eye am logging this
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah u don't mind do u i'm 20
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* DOnt worry, just givwe me my punishment
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* r u very tanned i mean your whole body!
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* mmmm... Give me NOW...
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* I have white areas over my breasts, and my pussy..
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!suck my dick fo rme!!!!!!!!!!
> fuxin hilarious
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yo giv eme your phone #
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* I dont like phone sex.
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* But I might call you some day...
<thUNdhWk> HAHA.. HE IS GONNA GIVE ME HIS PHONE#!!@!@
> yes!!!
> post it up!!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* no let me call u baby!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* cm'n sexy
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* never mind. I think Ill go to bed ans sleep. This is
getting nowere.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok i'll fuck u now!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i'm going to lift your legs up and put it hard
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Tie me to the bed. HARD
<thUNdhWk> HE IS ABOUT TO GIVE ME HIS #!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok i'll fuck u now!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i'm going to lift your legs up and put it hard
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Tie me to the bed. HARD
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yes give me some strings
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* use my red socks..
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* , no, use the thigh highs
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Where did you go, my love ?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!i let me lift your legs up!!
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* describe your butt to me
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Ill take my hand to jackys butt... and moves it soft
agains the center of the butt.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah baby, that's it...............
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* and start to move the hand along the line..
<thUNdhWk> *** Maya is maya@204.120.34.123 (maya nielsen)
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* and start to move the hand along the line..
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Leap my pussy...
> leap my pussy? what does that one mean?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* oh i'm licking it ! GIVE ME SOME STRAWBERRIESNOW!
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* eyah let me lick inside your pussy
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* oh... let me suck your dick untill it goes blue.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah suck it dry while i bite your tities
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* until they bleed..................
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* now lick the head, and smell the sperm comming close.
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Give me your phone#, And ill call you up.. Im comming...
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* oh yes baby
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i want more
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Give me your phone#, And ill call you up.. Im comming...
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* will you accept a collect ?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ah...........who cares......what does age diference make?
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* why can't u give me your phone #
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* i'll pay for it baby!
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* I dont like to give it out..
> heh "i am on the federal witness relocation program.. you can't call me"
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* never mind then.
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* never mind then.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok...i'll give it to u
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* i am on the federal witness relocation program.. you
can't call me
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok i'll call u baby
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* what's the number baby?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* no you CAN'T call me. listen, if my BF wuold be home one
day, and you called.
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* I dont want to risk anything.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok i'll call u baby
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* what's the number baby?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* no you CAN'T call me. listen, if my BF wuold be home one
day, and you called.
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* I dont want to risk anything.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* yeah then u want to call me?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* yes. *hug*
<thUNdhWk> thew *hug* did it. i think
> tell him you are getting wet thinking about talking to him
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* ill call you collect.. if you want me to.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok then but who's going to pay?
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* ill call you collect.. if you want me to.
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* nah...how aobu tu pay ok sexy!
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* she is getting dry.. you better hurry.. mmm
<thUNdhWk> *jacky* ok the number is XXX-XXX-XXXX
<thUNdhWk> HAHA!!! I GOT IT
> w3wp!
<thUNdhWk> -> *jacky* Ok, i hope that is the real one, Because Ill hang up
now, and if ints not the real, Youll loose me. Ill talk with
you soon
<CCRider> it appears that jacky wants to put maya on a spoon and eat it.
What a great guy.. bleh. Mail this lame fuck with your hot and horny
stories.. keep him off IRC please.
Thanx goes out to: Thunderhawk, CCRider, and the others in the channel
providing keen comments and suggestions.