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mindcrime's web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike
mindcrime's blade web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/blade
mindcrime's 'zine web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/deviate
mindcrime's business web page: http://www.exit109.com/~mike/surreal
mindcrime's email address: mike@exit109.com
mindcrime's usual hangout's: #ansi, #blade.
the mindcrime fan club(tm) web page: (under kornstruction)
mindcrime's bbs: alderaan 908.244.8780
offical fan club hangout: alderaan 908.224.8780
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s0uprdu0dul-b0y -- head editor and founder / president of mcofc.
j0hnie t dr4w -- writing staff head / spy and master of disguise.
mindcrime -- head person to be boggled over and dreamed about.
altwon fifteefyve -- makes sense.
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( mie aphilz are: )
( acid.ice.mop.blade.cia.mac. )
( hope no one looks at the )
o ( mac memlist. i'm 2 laym 2 )
O ( be in dat eleet grewp. )
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| -- | \ <-- s0uprdu0dul-b0y
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< `D' > <s0uprdu0dul-b0y> fuq u. ur laym. guhoe to hell.
|\>__</| *** s0uprdu0dul-b0y is away: dos!
|(([]))| <s0uprdu0dul-boy> device=c:\dos\ansi.sys
/_( || )_\ <s0uprdu0dul-b0y> ewpz..
| || | [mindcrime!mike@hiway1.exit109.com] aDCC AutoSEND 44kb in 1 file
<__||__> *** DCC GET:/home/su0p/tdraw900.zip from mindcrime completed.
<s0uprdu0dul-b0y> i luv u du0d. make me an ansigraph!
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[j0hnie T. dr4w]
\\|/ <mindcrime> I'm going back to the ansi scene. Bye guys, the
.o0' / last few months have been ... interesting.
o. (--) .o
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|vv|
_UU_ <--- disguised j0hnie t dr4w [the infidel] (as mindcrime)
(_||_) * he got thirty lashes for impersonating mindcrime.
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| article by: j0hnie t dr4w |
| title: attach:/home/j0hnie/mindleave.d0c |
| contents: |
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| d0ud, i m soopr spi j0hnie t dr4w. i haf nevr ben stopd evr. i m d |
| tufist du0d evr. dooring a resent suhcan i noticed mindcrime leaving |
| the 'zine scene. i sent an email ryte a-way to s0up in h0pez he would |
| gnow what to do in all heez eleetness. but alas he wuz bogeld. we |
| forged thiz underground grewp to figure deez whole thing out. lewkowt! |
| stay toond as we may someday get to the bottom of thiz er run out of |
| stupid jokez |
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[altwon fifteefyve]
/// (kawt 0n k4ndid kamer4 mayking s3nse!#)
›› )
hammer --> cì. `_/""\
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| article by: altwon fifteefyve |
| title: sense producer. |
| contents: |
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| the sky is mostly blue. the clouds are white and when it rains they're |
| grey or dirty white looking. rain comes down from the sky. it hits |
| me on my noddles and wets my hair. i like to hold my hammer. |
| when my hair is wet i sniffle a lot. again, the sky is mostly blue. |
| the clouds are white and when it rains they're grey or dirty white |
| looking. |
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