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  ‏      كـ غْ غغ‏ غغ  كـ.كْ كـ غْ                قــْ ‏      كـ غْ ْغغ قغغغ
   ـغكـؤؤقككـؤؤقغْؤقغفؤقكك‏ـؤقككـؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤغغ‏ؤؤؤـغكـؤؤقككـؤؤقغؤفقؤقغ
 ³قغف.قف قغùغف غغ. غغ  قغــف قغùغف                غغف. قغف.قف قغùغف غغ غغفقغف³
 ³ كغـك‏ .ك  ك كككككù   ككك  .ك  ك                ككك   كغـك‏ .ك  ك كك  غ‏ككك³
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´
 ³               p h o n e   l o s e r s   o f   a m e r i c a               ³
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´
 ³All prices now include shipping costs. Prices current until September 1995.³
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤآؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤآؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´
 ³ Product# ³ Description                                          ³  Price  ³
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´
 ³   P001   ³ Phone Losers Of America Prank Calls Volume 1: "We    ³  $7.00  ³
 ³          ³ Had STEAK!" Including classics such as Dino Allsman, ³         ³
 ³          ³ Mildred Monday, harrassment of various operators and ³         ³
 ³          ³ other assorted clips from calls. 60 minutes          ³         ³
 ³   P002   ³ Phone Losers Of America Stickers: 10 kwality stickers³  $1.50  ³
 ³          ³ with an American flag in the background of PLA.      ³         ³
 ³   A003   ³ AT&T T-shirt. 100% cotton, white shirt, blue AT&T    ³ $12.00  ³
 ³          ³ logo in upper left corner.                           ³         ³
 ³   A004   ³ AT&T baseball cap. White with blue logo & "AT&T"     ³ $10.00  ³
 ³          ³ You'll be the envy of your neighborhood!             ³         ³ 
 ³   A005   ³ 10 AT&T white pencils with blue logo & "AT&T"        ³  $3.00  ³ 
 ³   A006   ³ 10 AT&T white BIC STIC pens with black logo & "AT&T  ³  $4.00  ³ 
 ³   A007   ³ AT&T leather key tag. Black with a lucite medallion  ³  $5.00  ³ 
 ³          ³ which has logo & "AT&T" stamped on it.               ³         ³ 
 ³   A008   ³ AT&T acrylic key chain. Clear acrylic tag encases the³  $2.00  ³ 
 ³          ³ AT&T logo on both sides, attached to a metal ring    ³         ³ 
 ³   A009   ³ AT&T Stair-step disk box. White box with flip top lid³  $4.00  ³ 
 ³          ³ Holds ten 3.5" disks. Has "AT&T" written on front    ³         ³ 
 ³   A010   ³ Magnet shaped like a phone with logo & "AT&T" on it  ³  $2.00  ³ 
 ³          أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´         ³
 ³          ³ Are you tired of passing by pay phones. both COCOT & ³         ³ 
 ³          ³ Bell and seeing the same old boring identification   ³         ³ 
 ³          ³ plates (the name of their fone company) on the front ³         ³ 
 ³          ³ of the phone? The following handy-dandy stickers are ³         ³ 
 ³          ³ the same size as those I.D. plates and can spice up  ³         ³ 
 ³          ³ the look of all the pay phones in your neighborhood, ³         ³ 
 ³          ³ not that we recommend doing so as it would make the  ³         ³ 
 ³          ³ owners of the fones a little unhappy.                ³         ³ 
 ³   C011   ³ "Pathetic Bell" Black background, white letters and  ³  $2.00  ³ 
 ³          ³ red logo. Package of ten.                            ³         ³ 
 ³   C012   ³ "Phone Losers of America" White background, blue     ³  $2.00  ³ 
 ³          ³ letters, blue bell logo. Package of ten.             ³         ³ 
 ³          أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´         ³ 
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 ہؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤءؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤءؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤظ
 - - - - - ؤ ؤ ؤ ؤ ؤ ؤ ؤ ؤ uze your zizzorz here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
 عؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ؟
 ³               Mail this form to: Phone Losers Of America,                 ³
 ³               P.O.Box 3642, Corpus Christi, Texas, 78463                  ³
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤآؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤآؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤآؤؤؤؤؤؤؤآؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤظ
 ³ Product# ³ Short Description ³ Quantity ³ Price ³ Enclose a check, money
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´ order or if you're really
 ³          ³                   ³          ³       ³ daring, cash. You could
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´ try and use a credit card
 ³          ³                   ³          ³       ³ but that would be very
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´ extremely stupid on your
 ³          ³                   ³          ³       ³ part. If you're ordering
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´ a PLA T-shirt, you've   
 ³          ³                   ³          ³       ³ lost your mind because we
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´ don't sell T-shirts. Make
 ³          ³                   ³          ³       ³ your check or money order
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´ out to Phone Losers of   
 ³          ³                   ³          ³       ³ America or just plain PLA
 أؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤؤإؤؤؤؤؤؤؤ´ if you're really lazy.    
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        yes, this is a real order form. I'm being flooded with people
        asking me if this is real. YES, it's real, dammit! -RBCP