عععع ع ع ععع غكككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككغ ع ع ع ع ع ع غ Issue Number 9, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 غ عععع ع ع ع ع غ Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993 غ ع ع ع ع ع غ PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! غ ع عععع ععع غ For help and actual info, look elsewhere. غ ـــــــــــــــغـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــغ غغ²²±±°° °°±²±±°° °±²±°° °°±° °°±²²±±° °±°° °°±±²غ²²غ غ²²±±°° °±±°° °±±° °° °±²±° °° °°±±²±غ غ±±°°° °° °°° °±° ° °±±±غ غ±°° ° ° ° °±°غ غ±° °°غ غ°° "To err is human, to really fuck things up requires an idiot." ° غ غ° -Baphomet غ غ° غ غ غ غ غ غ Mail. غ غ غ غ None in this issue but check out issue 8 for great uplifting غ غ and inspirational messages addresses to NO COURiER. It seems some غ غ people just can't control themselves. Oh well. غ غ غ غ Recipe: Pizza llama SuRpRiSe! غ غ غ غ Note that the ingrediants for this recipe can be hard to find غ غ especially if one does not reside in the And‚s. So to make this a غ غ more 'global' recipe I have included a substition chart. llama= غ غ dead or mangled[Maybe even slighty alive] old people. Now on with غ غ the recipe! غ غ غ غ 1 Chef boyardee Pizza mix غ غ The stuff it says on the back of the box غ غ llama غ غ غ غ Ok to start out, saut‚ the llama over a deep fiery pit for no غ غ more than 32.4 minutes. Note that ethnic sacrifices add variety غ غ and spice to your overall product. After removing the whole غ غ llama from the pit. Cut it into 13 equal pieces. Then slowly غ غ trim all fat from each piece taking great care to leave no غ غ bones showing. When done with all 13 pieces, throw them away. غ غ Pick up the phone call Domino's you cheap fuck and order a غ غ pizza. When the little geeky guy comes have some one from the غ غ house either dump the mix from the roof on to the spaz or stuff غ غ the mix into the tail pipe of his sad-ass car. غ غ غ غ Emm, emm tasted good didn't it? I knew it would and the whole غ غ process only takes about an hour. غ غ غ غ Questions and Answers. غ غ غ غ Why are the editors of PUD so hatefull towards VBBS? غ غ It sucks. To steal a phrase, it sucks big donkey dick. غ غ غ غ Is huntsvegas really that bad? غ غ Yes. And believe it or not there are actually worse places. غ غ غ غ Does the hungarian killer squirell actually kill? غ غ No. It simply maims it's victims usually small innocent غ غ children. غ غ غ غ Can you spell worth a shit? غ غ oN. غ غ غ غ HoW tO bE a WaReZ duDE! غ غ غ غ Ok so you want to be a really c00l wArEz d00d hUh? How you ask غ غ does one become such a wretched reject of society that I have غ غ nothing better to do than go out and get WaReZ? Well I will tell غ غ you, now pay attention it is really difficult. First of all lose غ غ all personality you have ever had. Pick a really lame alias, oh غ غ like NO COURiER. Then get a real modem. Well it doesn't have to be غ غ a good one it just needs to be 14.4k! VroooooooooOOOOMMMMM!!! Yeh, غ غ whatever. Now comes the most difficult part the typing. Typing غ غ like a wArEz d00d takes skill, and dedication. First of ALL غ غ vowels must be in LOWERcase, o's of course become 0. And spelling? غ غ well real WaReZ dUdEs don't spell by normal means, they spell غ غ however the can as long as thier is a lot of extended ascii in it. غ غ WaReZ. You don't need 'em. All real WaReZ dudes is get them and غ غ then upload them somewhere else, Joy! I quit this section now. غ غ غ غ Reviews. غ غ غ غ I will review a few programs for you now. غ غ غ غ WordPerfect. غ غ The worst program ever made next to vbbs. It reaks so bad غ غ you will probably go crazy before you exit via, ALT-Q, F2, غ غ d, D, <TAB>. غ غ غ غ EdLiN PrO! غ غ By fReD tHe HiTmAn, a really swell guy. This has all the غ غ normal features of Edlin but also features an extended غ غ command interface that will please even the most powefull غ غ user! Take for example, <SPACE> in normal edlin does a غ غ space but in EP it does del *.* and if under 4Dos it does غ غ del *.* /y/q. Space is of course replaced by ALT-235, X. غ غ غ غ Closing. غ غ غ غ In closing, I would like to say, you still suck. غ غ غ غ Mail, Hate please: غ غ غ غ Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 غ غ NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 غ غ غ غ Oops. غ غ° °غ غ° ° ° ° °±غ غ±° °° °° ° °° °±²غ غ±±° °±±°° °±°° °° °±±° °°±²²غ غ²±±°° °±²±°°° °±²±±°° °°±° °±²±±° °°±²²غغغ غككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككغ غ End of PUD 1:9, "Can you spell socks?" غ غــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــغ