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 ع  ع ع  ع ع  ع غ  Issue Number 9, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1          غ
 عععع ع  ع ع  ع غ  Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993                  غ
 ع    ع  ع ع  ع غ  PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! غ
 ع    عععع ععع  غ  For help and actual info, look elsewhere.            غ
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 غ°°  "To err is human, to really fuck things up requires an idiot."  ° غ
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 غ ‏ Mail.                                                              غ
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 غ      None in this issue but check out issue 8 for great uplifting    غ
 غ   and inspirational messages addresses to NO COURiER. It seems some  غ
 غ   people just can't control themselves. Oh well.                     غ
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 غ ‏ Recipe: Pizza llama SuRpRiSe!                                      غ
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 غ      Note that the ingrediants for this recipe can be hard to find   غ
 غ   especially if one does not reside in the And‚s. So to make this a  غ
 غ   more 'global' recipe I have included a substition chart. llama=    غ
 غ   dead or mangled[Maybe even slighty alive] old people. Now on with  غ
 غ   the recipe!                                                        غ
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 غ      1 Chef boyardee Pizza mix                                       غ
 غ      The stuff it says on the back of the box                        غ
 غ      llama                                                           غ
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 غ      Ok to start out, saut‚ the llama over a deep fiery pit for no   غ
 غ      more than 32.4 minutes. Note that ethnic sacrifices add variety غ
 غ      and spice to your overall product. After removing the whole     غ
 غ      llama from the pit. Cut it into 13 equal pieces. Then slowly    غ
 غ      trim all fat from each piece taking great care to leave no      غ
 غ      bones showing. When done with all 13 pieces, throw them away.   غ
 غ      Pick up the phone call Domino's you cheap fuck and order a      غ
 غ      pizza. When the little geeky guy comes have some one from the   غ
 غ      house either dump the mix from the roof on to the spaz or stuff غ
 غ      the mix into the tail pipe of his sad-ass car.                  غ
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 غ      Emm, emm tasted good didn't it? I knew it would and the whole   غ
 غ   process only takes about an hour.                                  غ
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 غ ‏ Questions and Answers.                                             غ
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 غ      Why are the editors of PUD so hatefull towards VBBS?            غ
 غ      It sucks. To steal a phrase, it sucks big donkey dick.          غ
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 غ      Is huntsvegas really that bad?                                  غ
 غ      Yes. And believe it or not there are actually worse places.     غ
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 غ      Does the hungarian killer squirell actually kill?               غ
 غ      No. It simply maims it's victims usually small innocent         غ
 غ      children.                                                       غ
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 غ      Can you spell worth a shit?                                     غ
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 غ ‏ HoW tO bE a WaReZ duDE!                                            غ
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 غ      Ok so you want to be a really c00l wArEz d00d hUh? How you ask  غ
 غ   does one become such a wretched reject of society that I have      غ
 غ   nothing better to do than go out and get WaReZ? Well I will tell   غ
 غ   you, now pay attention it is really difficult. First of all lose   غ
 غ   all personality you have ever had. Pick a really lame alias, oh    غ
 غ   like NO COURiER. Then get a real modem. Well it doesn't have to be غ
 غ   a good one it just needs to be 14.4k! VroooooooooOOOOMMMMM!!! Yeh, غ
 غ   whatever. Now comes the most difficult part the typing. Typing     غ
 غ   like a wArEz d00d takes skill, and dedication. First of ALL        غ
 غ   vowels must be in LOWERcase, o's of course become 0. And spelling? غ
 غ   well real WaReZ dUdEs don't spell by normal means, they spell      غ
 غ   however the can as long as thier is a lot of extended ascii in it. غ
 غ   WaReZ. You don't need 'em. All real WaReZ dudes is get them and    غ
 غ   then upload them somewhere else, Joy! I quit this section now.     غ
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 غ ‏ Reviews.                                                           غ
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 غ      I will review a few programs for you now.                       غ
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 غ      WordPerfect.                                                    غ
 غ        The worst program ever made next to vbbs. It reaks so bad     غ
 غ        you will probably go crazy before you exit via, ALT-Q, F2,    غ
 غ        d, D, <TAB>.                                                  غ
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 غ      EdLiN PrO!                                                      غ
 غ        By fReD tHe HiTmAn, a really swell guy. This has all the      غ
 غ        normal features of Edlin but also features an extended        غ
 غ        command interface that will please even the most powefull     غ
 غ        user! Take for example, <SPACE> in normal edlin does a        غ
 غ        space but in EP it does del *.* and if under 4Dos it does     غ
 غ        del *.* /y/q. Space is of course replaced by ALT-235, X.      غ
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 غ ‏ Closing.                                                           غ
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 غ      In closing, I would like to say, you still suck.                غ
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 غ ‏ Mail, Hate please:                                                 غ
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 غ      Baphomet the Limbo King    WWIVNET 2506@14                      غ
 غ      NO COURiER                 WWIVNET 2506@36                      غ
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