عععع ع ع ععع غكككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككغ ع ع ع ع ع ع غ Issue Number 11, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 غ عععع ع ع ع ع غ Released on the date: Feb. 23, 1993. غ ع ع ع ع ع غ PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! غ ع عععع ععع غ For help and actual info, look elsewhere. غ ـــــــــــــــغـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــغ غغ²²±±°° °°±²±±°° °±²±°° °°±° °°±²²±±° °±°° °°±±²غ²²غ غ²²±±°° °±±°° °±±° °° °±²±° °° °°±±²±غ غ±±°°° °° °°° °±° ° °±±±غ غ±°° ° ° ° °±°غ غ±° °°غ غ°° "Squeeze my lemon till the juice runs down my leg..." ° غ غ° -Led Zepplin غ غ° غ غ غ غ غ غ Mail غ غ غ غ Fuck it. I am sick of including this section, besides there is غ غ no mail yet. Woopidty. غ غ غ غ The Anatomy of a Krystal. غ غ غ غ The krystal is by far the strangest life form on this planet. غ غ Known to most people, the krystal, called sliders in the wild, are غ غ the most ferocious and vile mammals to roam the sewers of Beverly غ غ Hills (90210). They are also quite common in the heights section غ غ of melrose place and by 1996 they are expected to graduate into غ غ the most dominant species in all of lower Florida. غ غ غ غ Cut-Away of a Krystal Cut-Away of a Slider غ غ غ غ bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb -BUN bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb -BUN غ غ bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb غ غ ooooooooooooooooo -ONION mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -CANDY SHELL غ غ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -CANDY SHELL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM -BRAINS غ غ MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM -BRAINS oooooooooooooooooo -ONION غ غ bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb غ غ bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb -BUN bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb -BUN غ غ غ غ Note the extreme genetic differences in the two species. The غ غ more docile Krystal has the chewy chocalety candy shell on top of غ غ it's brains. Where as the much more aggresive Slider has the chewy غ غ chocalety shell on top of it's brains. Notice, by the extreme غ غ detail of the cut-away's the differences in the sex organs in the غ غ two species. See how much more enlarged the ovaries of the Slider غ غ are than that of the Krystal. Legend has it that on the third غ غ saturday of every month Sliders for some unknown reason take to غ غ commiting mass genocide by rudely casting themselves at country غ غ tour buses full of fat women. Note that this is strangly like that غ غ H0T nEw WaReZ in huntsvegas, Pc Lemmings. غ غ غ غ How to steal a toaster. غ غ غ غ By: The BRaVE LItTlE TOaStER غ غ غ غ Theft of toasters can be a very worth while and profitable غ غ occupation. But be forewarned toaster theft is extremely غ غ dangerous, what with large of rash of mysterious taster thief غ غ slayings. These slayings are rumored to be by a one fReD tHe غ غ tOaStEr iS mInE SmItH. He is currently on the SPA top ten hit غ غ list and is wanted for questioning in 62 states. Anyway I digress غ غ let me get back to the TFiLE. To begin with you must make sure غ غ have a valid and great plan. The planning stage is by far the most غ غ important part of the whole process. غ غ Part 1, the plan. Making you plan is the key to your toaster غ غ thievary success. Make sure you have a place to steal a toaster غ غ from. Next make sure you have a get-away vehicle, a 747 would be غ غ suitable. Last make sure you have plent of weapons, machine guns غ غ are not suitable for toaster thievary, but various anti-aircraft غ غ weapons will be. غ غ Part 2, the Execution. Now here is where you kill all your غ غ accomplises. غ غ Part 3, Stealing the Toaster. To steal the toaster simply walk غ غ in, carefully concealing your anti-aircraft weaponry under your غ غ arm. If anyone notices, kill them instantly, but quitely. The key غ غ to stealing a good toaster is avoiding ones with flowerdy prints, غ غ as they are usually cheap and just don't cook your toast right. غ غ Hide the toaster in the crotch of your pants and walk out the غ غ store. غ غ Part 4, The get away. The second you leave the store you must غ غ quickly turn and destroy it, cover your tracks! Next take any غ غ suitable vehicle in the parking lot and head for your plane. Be غ غ sure to destroy all oncoming traffic as you near the airport, no غ غ use in leaving any witnesses alive. When at the airport pick 3 or غ غ 4 attractive stewardesses and maim them seriously. Why? Just for غ غ fun of it. Now board your plane and fly away. The end. غ غ Look for more articles on toaster professions from me, soon. غ غ غ غ Closing. غ غ غ غ Did I mention, you still fucking suck. غ غ غ غ Mail! غ غ غ غ Keep your sorry-attempts at mail coming! غ غ Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 غ غ NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 غ غ غ غ° °غ غ° ° ° ° °±غ غ±° °° °° ° °° °±²غ غ±±° °±±°° °±°° °° °±±° °°±²²غ غ²±±°° °±²±°°° °±²±±°° °°±° °±²±±° °°±²²غغغ غككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككغ غ End of PUD 1:11, "...and shake it all about..." غ غــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــغ