عععع ع ع ععع غكككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككغ ع ع ع ع ع ع غ Issue Number 15, Volume 1, Chapter 1, Epic 1 غ عععع ع ع ع ع غ Released on the date: Feb. 28, 1993. غ ع ع ع ع ع غ PUD serving the modem public since Febuary 22, 1993! غ ع عععع ععع غ For help and actual info, look elsewhere. غ ـــــــــــــــغـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــغ غغ²²±±°° °°±²±±°° °±²±°° °°±° °°±²²±±° °±°° °°±±²غ²²غ غ²²±±°° °±±°° °±±° °° °±²±° °° °°±±²±غ غ±±°°° °° °°° °±° ° °±±±غ غ±°° ° ° ° °±°غ غ±° °°غ غ°° "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and" ° غ غ° "my llama." -The Bee-Gee's غ غ° غ غ غ غ غ غ Mail غ غ غ غ Well we actually got a little mail this issue so on with the غ غ fun. غ غ غ غ Digital Saint #1 @2506 غ غ Sun Feb 28 02:05:28 1993 غ غ ACK! You quote and rip off Yes songs but you do not غ غ attribute them to Yes. How could you do this??? Your appalling غ غ lack of journalistic integrity has me puking my virtual guts out. غ غ Your lame ass attempt at a new issue should never have been غ غ released. What...Just WHAT were you thinking? You could have غ غ explored how lamer speak is spreading to fast food restaurants! غ غ Yes, I have seen it, lamers are taking over fast food. I could غ غ have d1n3d at the store of my choice if I felt like it. I was غ غ mortified to see that the deadly lamer diesease had taken over غ غ the people who wrote up the signs. No, you don't cover this غ غ IMPORTANT even at all. I can't help but think that perhaps YOU غ غ are a lamer, who is helping to spread lameness with PUD. Orange غ غ Potato Kaffee will kick your amateur ass into the ground... غ غ غ غ digital saint غ غ غ غ ACK! You suck Acoutic One, I shall hereby thrash the hell out غ غ of your message. You LaMeR. First of all I did not Qoute Yes they غ غ stole that from me! Yes when I was but fragments of DNA I wrote غ غ that damn song, but unknown to most people, DNA patterns are not غ غ granted rights by the Constitution. Fast food and Lamer Speak. Did غ غ I ask you? The next time you could d1n3d at the store of your غ غ choice I would advise you do it. And OPK kick our ass? I doubt it, غ غ why? Because PUD's world headqaurtes[LaMeR SpEaK] is located in غ غ rural Peru, conversationaly[LaMeR SpEaK] the llama capital of the غ غ world. غ غ غ غ 46/50: Whoa, time to defuse the situation... غ غ Name: Digital Saint #1 @2506 غ غ Date: Sun Feb 28 13:00:09 1993 غ غ غ غ RE: oh how ridiculous غ غ BY: Differential Goosebumps #65 @2506 غ غ غ غ Goosey don't get so riled up, Baphomet is just trying to غ غ get you angry. Of course we all know that Baphomet really and غ غ truly has no creativity at all. The PUDs are written by غ غ Satan's Mutt in all honesty. Baphomet is just ripping him off غ غ like all wannabe pirate lamers do! Admit it Baphomet, really غ غ and truly, Satan's Mutt is the brains behind your PUDs. غ غ غ غ digital saint غ غ غ غ Ooops you figured me out! But can you guess who NO COURiER غ غ actually is? Nope not Sally Struthers... غ غ غ غ Why PUD is the greatest. غ غ غ غ Because I said so. First off how many cheap rip-off of PUD have غ غ you seen? Well the first one that comes to mind, is VUD. Of course غ غ this is the virtual underground digest. it doesn't really exist غ غ but has an exact duplicate of PUD's format. Continuity. What other غ غ really K-RaD TFiLE has such great continuity from one issue to غ غ another? Now I know you are saying, The Dead Sea Scrolls, but no غ غ not even the dead sea scrolls are as smooth flowing. Did I mention غ غ because I said so? غ غ غ غ The fine art of Toaster Oven Thievary. غ غ غ غ By: ThE BrAvE liTtLe ToAsTeR غ غ غ غ Why? This is a question I often ask myself. But when I sell غ غ that oven for a cool 10-spot it makes it all worthwhile. Now I غ غ understand than many failed miserably when they tried to implement غ غ my first plan in an earlier PUD issue. Therfore I shall make this غ غ article better for all. غ غ The setup. Just like in toaster thievary, toaster ovens are not غ غ not just a five-minute bang-em-up job. It requires great planning غ غ on the part of the thief. Firsy you must decide what store you are غ غ going to hit, then you acquire weapons. Lots of them. I myself غ غ have found that the average hand-grenade is perfect for the know غ غ it all 17 year old stock boy. It may take two for the Cashiers. غ غ The Job. After staking out the place of attack for oh a week or غ غ two you should have detailed maps and everybodies schedules at the غ غ store memorized. Now you are ready to hit the joint. Now load your غ غ weapons and fire up your get away vehicle because it's stealing غ غ time. Go in find an attractive toaster oven. One with the WARM-UP غ غ feature, perfect for PoP TartS. Make sure that is also has at غ غ least a one year warranty. Why? Just in case you decided to keep غ غ it. I am sure you can figure out how to get it out of the store. غ غ If not, then what are you reading this k_rAD c00ol EliTE tFiLE fer غ غ ya lameR? غ غ The wealth. Now comes the fun part, the sell. No use in keep- غ غ ing that toaster oven around when you can fence it and make some غ غ serious MuLaH. The c00l, k_rAd Thing about toaster ovens, is that غ غ they are actually very easy to sell. Just set up a yard sell and غ غ uze has got it made. And just think you will be 10 bucks richer. غ غ Repeat this a little and you will be rolling in the dough. غ غ غ غ Divinity. غ غ غ غ No not the candy, but me. When one exists with the incredible غ غ talents, skills, and attributes such as myself they are divine. غ غ Now what makes me divine? Is it my knowledge? Me extreme dislike غ غ for VBBS? No. It is because, I unlike you am like me. Yes that's غ غ right. I am myself, not you. So you should be like me right? No. غ غ For then you could never become divine. Being divine, great, the غ غ best there is, is an attitude. One that you must display at all غ غ times. One that is nothing more than, you. Be yourself. Simple. غ غ غ غ Editorial. غ غ غ غ "Don't kill the whale...": Yes. Unless you just feel like it. غ غ °°°°° غ غ °°° غ غ ــــ°ـــــــ ـكـ غ غ غ±±±±ك±±±±±±±ككـ ـك±±قف غ غ قف±O±±±±±±±±±±±±±ككك±±±±±غ غ غ غ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±غ غ غ غ±±±±آ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±قف غ غ غ±±±±³±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±غ غ غ قفؤؤؤظ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±±قف غ غ غ±±±±±±±±±±±±±±ــككككـ±غ غ غ كككككككككككككك ك غ غ [Mooga, the Whale] غ غ غ غ غ غ Love. غ غ غ غ Have you hugged yourself today? غ غ غ غ Mail! غ غ غ غ Send your mail to: غ غ Baphomet the Limbo King WWIVNET 2506@14 غ غ NO COURiER WWIVNET 2506@36 غ غ fReD tHe HiTmAn Any LaMeR board. غ غ غ غ° °غ غ° ° ° ° °±غ غ±° °° °° ° °° °±²غ غ±±° °±±°° °±°° °° °±±° °°±²²غ غ²±±°° °±²±°°° °±²±±°° °°±° °±²±±° °°±²²غغغ غككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككككغ غ End of PUD 1:15, "O/P/K, just another hack of the greatest, PUD!" غ غــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــغ