From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:56:58
Message Number 13201
S>Mopars make me sick...
Ah, yes, I used to get sick every time a Mustang would beat my Camaro.
I have the ability to identify any Mustang, make and year from the
tailights.... I am rapidly forgetting them, though...now I can identify
them from thier headlights...the ones that always receede in my rear
view mirror. (And Camaro's too.) My dear lady, perhaps you should
obtain a Mopar. Then you can avoid being sick from being defeated.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/02/91 19:00:05
Message Number 13202
Ok, well, if you *still* are in the mind to hug me, make sure that
you warn *me* first. And if your husband *does* find out...eh, on
second thought, lets just avoid the hug, ok?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/02/91 19:01:12
Message Number 13203
And I, personally, never BEG.
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/02/91 19:01:34
Message Number 13204
TS>You never hear...
S>Only in Hell...
Oh, then you have heard someone complain?
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From: THE SPECIALIST
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/02/91 19:02:18
Message Number 13205
S>Immune? Well, there's nothing I could do about it.
[Eyes longsword suspiciously] Uh, yeah. Right.
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:04:05
Message Number 13206
SA> let me know ... sounds like a good time...
Well - we hope so - Turtle and I plan on kidnapping Lorilei kicking and
screaming and ummm finding creative alternate entrances unhindered by
pesty people desiring entry bribes to the faire kingdom. It should be
fun - hope to see some of y'all there - look for Turtle I'll be around.
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From: JONBOY
To: GROUCHO
Subject: Green M&M's
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:07:39
Message Number 13207
G> where ... concept... "Green M&M's" ... sex
I seem to recall green M&M's being touted as an aphrodisiac by Danette
at Bourns in Utah back in '84. Maybe the word spread.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:10:34
Message Number 13208
SS> A very immobilized, and frustrated Scott Steel.
Ummm sorry dude - we're on a real loose schedule and booked up for
space I think. We kinda cobbled together a time place methodology
and screamed an approximate rendezvous as Turtle was heading for work
. There is also a time factor convincing Lorilei she has to come along.
Isn't Dave coming? Can't anyone give this man a ride?
A-scheduled-JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:15:09
Message Number 13209
T> Bad idea. Neighbors, doncha know.
Get real - if neighbors were a concern we most assuredly would not be
handing out open invites to the crowd on /this/ board to come to a
party. Y'know - I /still/ think we ought to reserve a spot at
Turtle Beach and really party down.. Somebody HAS to have a battery
pack for the damned camcorder...
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyo??
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:18:00
Message Number 13210
T> ...it's late, I'm tired...
Hohohoho! You ain't using /that/ old line to cop out. I have to make
do with pleadings of insanity and withstand accusations of "good drugs"
when a little off the wall humor is in order. Full-moons really do
bring out a different set of vibes from me. I start feeling a real
burst of romanticism and an absurd desire to stroll the beach with a
babe. Cruisin with the sunroof off and just getting a thrill from
being alive is the ticket of the time. Aaaaaarrrrroooooooooo!!!!!!!
A-moon-dogged JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:22:04
Message Number 13211
T> Me too! Lori may also be persuaded to go. We should make a regular
T> party of it, ya know?
Whoa! This is assuredly deja' vu! I could have sworn we talked about
this earlier.... Doc Smith! We're in a time warp! A wrinkle in the
fabric of Space/Time. Quick! Tell that damned Schroedinger to break out
his iron and smooth that sucker out. Bweeeeppp! No steam you fool!
That's polyester on that seersucker.
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Scandalized
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:25:43
Message Number 13212
T> its interrupt model (doesn't even take full advantage of the
T> processor's only real strong point)...
Hell no! They /still/ have to use a priority interrupt controller and
the idiots /still/ managed to provide only half of what's really needed
in a souped up system. Hell I have to juggle interrupts and I/O
addresses on a damn near daily basis because the fools thought that
no one could possibly want more than two or three interrupts. Sheeesh!
If it weren't for those three damned letters (IBM) it would have never
flown. If it weren't for the software /I/ wouldn't have one either.
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From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:31:15
Message Number 13213
TS> If <massive list of priorities and specifications for hug > ok?
I'll keep you distracted and have her sneak up on you. Be interesting
I think. We expected to see you today... carb was a major bitch and
Soo-ba-roo's move up a notch on my famous list. I left Dino Brains at
Turtles so you can pick it up when you like. Please be careful of the
jacket - I like to try and keep them untorn.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:34:38
Message Number 13214
SA> Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often.
TS> I resent that! Or, eh...well, forget it...
More like "I resemble that remark..."
(Ithought it was great - we really must compile a "Best of Altered Posts
some day...
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:36:48
Message Number 13215
SA> We share a common intrest in beast of burden
TS> Man?
JB> *snurk* *snicker* wahahahahahahahahaha! ROFLOL(tm). <snif> ain't
that a sad-but-truism?
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:39:32
Message Number 13216
SA> I warn you, I can whip my weight in wildcats.
Now now - wtach your language... this /is/ a furry board and wildcats
are considered sentients and deserving of respect.
a moderate JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: spe11w1nd
Date & Time: 03/02/91 22:48:11
Message Number 13217
SA> what is a SPELLWIND ... enlighten me please...
Distantly related to the dreaded Greenawald and doomed to struggle
eternally with a terminally malfunctioning keyboard which compliments
his terminally malfunctioning brain - we have a user that goes by that
name. Actually I haven't seen a post fromn him in quite some time.
It was memorable tho... like measles.
JonBoy
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Spellbound
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:24:21
Message Number 13218
The name came up on another board earlier in reference to a story board.
I didn't get the gist....... Now I think I do. Yeah, Pathetic
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:25:56
Message Number 13219
Oh, them there is fighting words!!!!!! I am a die-hard Camaro lover.
Trashed my first one, however, (the 69 Super Sport). Sold my second,
a 71, and have since been driving compacts. Soooooo, virtualy every
thing on the street can pass me in second gear.......except mopeds,
that is.
I do have a confession about Mopar... I never meet a 'Cuda I didn't
like.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:28:44
Message Number 13220
Deal! I won't hug you. I promise. I'll keep my paws to myself. Saver
that way, agree?
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Never Beg
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:30:42
Message Number 13221
Ok, so you personally never beg, eh? Sorry, I BEG you're forgivence for
even suggesting that you might. Friends?
I am Vulcan Sincere,
Saavik
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:32:31
Message Number 13222
S: only in hell
TS: Oh, then you have heard someone complain?
Only the dead, speak to them often, you know.
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From: SAAVIK
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:34:00
Message Number 13223
(walking softly but still carrying BIG sword) Honestly, I wouldn't hurt
a fly......
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:35:43
Message Number 13224
Ah, sneaking in, eh? Jumping the wall, are we? Better leave Lori outside
the gate with BAIL money.
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: Yoyo??
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:38:34
Message Number 13225
Are those fangs sprouting from your mouth???? Somebody get a silver
bullet, quick!!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:42:08
Message Number 13226
JB: Watch your language... this is a furry board and wildcats are
considered sentients and deserving of respect.
Oh, I am "furry" sorry.
Sick of apologising,
Saavik
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From: SAAVIK
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:45:01
Message Number 13227
(talking to myself) Get a life, Saavik.
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From: TURTLE
To: OPUS
Subject: ummm..
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:52:27
Message Number 13228
Well, Turbo's random number generator isn't all that good to start
with, but it /shouldn't/ be doing what you describe...if
BPower<YPower to start with then after you add a random number to each
BPower should still be less than YPower about as often as you'd expect
given how much they were different by to start with. If you send me the
code you're using I'll take a look at it...
...you know, it just occurs to me that Randomize always reseeds the
random number generator the same way. Try doing it without using a
Randomize function between the two calls to Random. If that changes your
outcome significantly, you might consider only using Randomize once, at
the start of the program.
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From: TURTLE
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/02/91 23:57:36
Message Number 13229
TS>Suicide is another subject entirely.
S>Suicide is another subject eternally.
TS>Suicide is another subject *permanently*.
Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
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From: TURTLE
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:02:24
Message Number 13230
>No, you aren't getting like Spellwind. [That's impossible...]
D0nt c0unt 0n 1t. Ever hear 0f m1ke greenawald?
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Wildcats
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:04:24
Message Number 13231
>I warn you, I can whip my weight in wildcats.
Just not at the Furry Party. I'm tired of fixing the waterbed.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Spellw1nd
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:05:35
Message Number 13232
>What's a Spellwind? Huh? I R confused.
Spellwind is one of those mythic beings like you find in Norse legend;
kind of the aLTER rEALITY version of Loki. While his origin is shrouded
in myth and mystery, his presence has had a profound effect upon the
direction and course of this and many other BBS's for all eternity.
I'm sure the Specialist would be /more/ than happy to fill you in
on all the details, if you want 'em...I won't disturb you with them
because they would, er, disturb you.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Computer Stuff
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:09:20
Message Number 13233
>What's next?
The NeXT is Steven Jobs' brainchild; it's a 68000-based UNIX work...oh,
you meant that more generally, didn't you? Next is the advent of
personal UNIX workstations, of course, as evidenced by the Amiga
3000UX; after that we'll be seeing personal SPARCstations, personal
Crays...never mind. My brain hurts. Carburetors and hectic days at
work. No Mountain Dew in sight, either. I hate it when that happens.
You'd think things'd happen well occasionally, just by accident, but no.
While the current quantum electrodynamic model of quantum physics would
seem to suggest that Murphy's Law must have an equivalent anti-law
(you know, something like "Anything splendid that can happen, will"),
this elusive beast still has evaded capture or observation...maybe it's
kinda the equivalent of an imaginary number--sure it exists, but you
can't catch one and stick it in a jar, even if you punch air holes in
the lid first. Weird, huh?
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:16:43
Message Number 13234
>Best ask her boyfriend first?
Yes.
>Are you being cute or did I get a name wrong?????
No.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:18:11
Message Number 13235
>You have been cleared of all charges of malpractice. ....
Funny thing abvout that message--it was never notarized. How do I know
it's REALLY an official document, hmm?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:19:24
Message Number 13236
>Mopar make me sick...
Oh, my. Shouldn't have said that to the Specialist, nope nope nope.
(Covering ears, running for bomb shelter) My, my, my. I can see what's
coming...
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:22:44
Message Number 13237
>Only in hell.
Depends on your theology. Personally, I won't worship a diety that
sees fit to keep a private torture chamber for his mistakes, but issues
of faith aside, it's not all that logical to assume that any divine
being would see fit to consider suicide an unforgivable sin when crimes
against other people are generally a trivial matter to absolve. 'Course,
you gotta expect that injunction form a faith that preaches life on
earth is the misery before the Great Beyond; can't have all the faithful
going to their final rewards by their own choosing, can you? Otherwise,
you got no faithful left to lead, you know?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:28:34
Message Number 13238
>Y'Know - I /still/ think we ought to reserve a spot at Turtle Beach
>and really party down...
Funny you should mention that place; I actually went there for the
first time ever last weekend, handcuffed to Lori. I couldn't BELIEVE
how crowded it was (or how staggeringly tactless the people there
were). I'd rather party at Lido Beach, 'cept they close the beach at
night (grr!).
Speaking of camcorders, I still don't have a copy of the official
RufusCon '90 Furry Tape...Hey, Beatle, you listening? Ken?
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:31:41
Message Number 13239
>Quick! Tell that damn Schroedinger to break out his iron and smooth
>that sucker out!
Um...sorry, I think Mr. Schroedinger's busy feeding his cat.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:35:36
Message Number 13240
>...Soo-ba-roo's move up a notch on my famous list.
Dare I ask what ELSE you gots on that list?
Subaru: IBM on wheels. (c) Anarchy Now, Inc.
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/03/91 00:36:32
Message Number 13241
>...we really must compile a "Best of Altered Posts...["]
Well, hey, I gots all the old public messages in a bunch of motherhuge
.LZH files...you wanna do somethin' with 'em? Maybe I should make 'em
available for download...A/R on a stick, so to speak. (Sorry, my sense
of humor's chained into my motor task handler; whenever I move it go
whacka-whacka-whacka.)
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 02:10:58
Message Number 13244
Spellwind is a former BBSer who most everybody found irritating. On CoC
or BC, He's MCI us all to death.
His personality left a lot to be desired too.
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/03/91 02:13:02
Message Number 13245
>KO'd> [Stick 'em up!]
TS>But all I've got is Butterfingers!
It's not my problem if you keep dropping stuff, now where are those
M&M'S?
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: TURTLE
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 02:25:10
Message Number 13246
Yeah, 1've heard of h1m, but 1 never knew wh0 he was.
SEE YA!
Knight Owl
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: TURTLE
Subject: soo-ba-roo
Date & Time: 03/03/91 02:29:32
Message Number 13247
T> Subaru: IBM on wheels. (c) Anarchy Now, inc.
LOOC (c) Knight Owl, inc
[Laughing Out Of Control]
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/03/91 10:55:14
Message Number 13248
SS.....perferably the corner of a large waterbed.
T> NOT MINE! .......
I was thinking of MY waterbed......SAAVIK?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: THE SPECIALIST
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 10:56:51
Message Number 13249
TS> (Grand offer to Saavik) RT Charger.....Holly....butterfingers....
Cutting in on me there, Specialist?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:00:30
Message Number 13250
KO> No, you aren't getting like Spellwind....
Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:01:46
Message Number 13251
KO> Saavik & Knight Owl hope that their craving is soon quenched.
Perhaps, I'll bring some M & M's to the Furry Party.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:03:30
Message Number 13252
SA> Ok, (I lower my sword reluctantly) but if you need me, just whistle.
SA> You know how to whistle, don't ya??
Yes, I know how to whistle....I like a woman that answers to a whistle.
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:05:56
Message Number 13253
SA> We are blushing,
Good, I love to make woman blush, it's, like, part of the job.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:07:27
Message Number 13254
SA> ....I warn you, I can whip my weight in wildcats. "Ding. Ding"
SA> Round two.
All I can say in reply to that is; I can go for several rounds. hehehe
(Blush?) (And no, that's not my confession) (You /still/ don't that, do
you)
I know that was perverted, but what do you want from a fellow pervert.
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:10:25
Message Number 13255
SA> I am partial to tiger skin.
SA> ...I'm getting a tan from all this blushing.
Why, did you let you imagination run wild and kinky? (ha, I bet you're
blushing AGAIN)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:14:36
Message Number 13256
Wait until I get my settlement for the issurance company. I'll make you
an offer you can't refuse. (Planning on buying a new car. No this is
not an offer of monies, that would be uncalled for.) Besides, I think
you want me anyway, no bribes needed. Boy, I'm getting bold.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:17:08
Message Number 13257
SA>......I'LL be the one to end up handcuffed, to the couch at home.
Damn, can I come over and watch?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:19:12
Message Number 13258
Spellwind is a guy who used to post on this BBS. He was, as we say,
PATHETIC. I just loved to fight and his reasoning lacked. Just a bunch
of PATHETIC things to say.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:23:41
Message Number 13259
JB> Isn't Dave coming?
NO, he's working.
JB> Can anyone give this man a ride?
I might have on of this Sunday weather clears up.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:29:03
Message Number 13260
T> Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
You're really sick and twisted, ya know that!?!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:31:43
Message Number 13261
SA> Mopar make me sick....
T> Oh, my, shouldn't have said that to the Specialist, nope nope nope.
T> (covering ears, running for bomb shelter.)
I'm with you. Where the hell is the bomb shelter? (No really
expecting a reponse, just following Turtle, very quickly)
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Computer Stuff
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:47:53
Message Number 13262
T> Murphy's Law must have an equivalent anti-law ...
Tis true - but you forget that like anti-matter they must be
complimentary thus coupled with Heisenbergs uncertainty principle
the law becomes: Anything splendid that can happen probably won't
I really think that Heinlein summed it up with:
...realises that we live in a malevolent universe ruled by Murphy's Law.
A philosophical JonBoy
PS: Actually that would have been a neat alternate philosophy to
the existentialism that we discussed ... nich war?
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:52:41
Message Number 13263
T> I couldn't BELIEVE ... crowded ... tactless the people were..
We didn't have that problem - of course the old folks that live in the
condos across the way called the police on us... maybe we WERE the
tactless ones with a live nad and all - it definately wasn't their
kind of music... lots-a-beer.... scanty clad girls....
T> handcuffed to Lori.
I really am beginning to side with the rest of the folks here in
wondering if there may be something deeper here...
A feeling-left-out JonBoy
===========
From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Faire?
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:55:52
Message Number 13264
T> Um...sorry, I think Mr. Schroedinger's busy feeding his cat.
Yeah, but he can't look to see if it's eating so can we assume that
if the food diminishes that in fact the cat is alive still? I really
hate meta-physics that tie into the quantum variety y'know...
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:57:31
Message Number 13265
T> Subaru: IBM on wheels. (c) Anarchy Now, Inc.
Hehehe - I dunno if the Subaru was quite that bad...
Jonboy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: mouth size
Date & Time: 03/03/91 11:58:37
Message Number 13266
T> A/R on a stick, so to speak. (Sorry, my sense of humor's chained into
T> my motor task handler;
That's ok - maybe I have a clue as to why mine works the way it does...
We really should compile a best of - some of these folks are really
deserving of immortality - do we have to obtain a release? Or does
your operations guidelines cover non-confidentiality?
A publishing JonBoy
(watch out McMillian)
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/03/91 12:15:50
Message Number 13267
I was saved from suicide once....by my own procrastination. *]:)
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From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: me
Date & Time: 03/03/91 12:59:57
Message Number 13269
Sorry you lost your job. There are times I have to bite my tongue to
keep from blowing it at work. But I hold a helm position so I am
expected to be just and even tempered..... I am proud to say that I
seldom "give into" the beast these days.
I wish my sister and I's horses were in better shape. I'd take you
riding.
You're right about climbing out of the hole. It's dark in there and
the light at the top is very pleasant and comforting.
Good Luck, Knight.
Bye the way, I have been to Fox Lea a few times....very nice place.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Wildcats
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:09:13
Message Number 13272
Don't worry Turtle. I have NO intentions of going nearing any ones
waterbed ANYWHERE. You're floatation device is safe from me.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Spellw1nd
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:10:30
Message Number 13273
OK, I'll ask TS. Your comments intrique me. You know, we vulcans have
an insatiable curiousity.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Computer Stuff
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:12:12
Message Number 13274
Very weird, Turtle. But doesn't the law of averages dictate that sooner
or later, SOMETHING has to go right. (sigh), why can't it be a decent
lottery number instead of something as mundain as finding the missing
cap on the toothpaste.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:14:34
Message Number 13275
No: you weren't being cute or No: I didn't get a name wrong. Oh, I guess
no to both. Hmmmm, does her boyfriend have a better set of handcuffs
than you???
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Handcuffs & You
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:16:22
Message Number 13276
It was as official as anything else in here. If it's any consolation,
I'll be a witness to your sanity. On second thought, better leave my
name out of it.
On a serious note, just how far can a Sysop be held responcible for the
things posted on his board?
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:18:09
Message Number 13277
(desparately seeking my sword again) But I told him I like Barracuda's.
I mean, that's gotta count for something, doesn't it????
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:20:16
Message Number 13278
A good point. But something that we will never know. Heaven, hell. Is
it really "better" in the Great Beyond? Did you see Flatliner's?
I often wonder how there came to be so many interpretations of heaven
and hell. Look at the Johova (sp?) Witness's. They think Heaven will
be here on Earth.
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From: SAAVIK
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:24:53
Message Number 13279
So Spellwind was obnoxious, eh? More like Breakwind. (ouch) Sorry,
I couldn't help it. Every board has it's irritating visitors. I mean,
Alter Reality has me, doesn't it???
I am Vulcan Obnoxious sometimes,
Saavik
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:27:30
Message Number 13280
Like I told Turtle, Saavik stays AWAY from waterbeds..... whether they
are in a corner or not!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:29:23
Message Number 13281
SS>Perhaps, I'll bring some M & M's to the Furry Party.
Like your first grade teachers might have said, "Did you bring enough
for everyone????
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:31:48
Message Number 13282
SS>I like a woman that answers to a whistle.
Then find yourself a nice collie and have puppies.
SS>Sorry I couldn't resist that.
Sorry, I couldn't resist that either.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:34:34
Message Number 13283
SS>Good, I love to make woman blush, it's, like, part of the job.
(sigh) A stud-puppet's work is never done, is it?
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:36:30
Message Number 13284
SS>I can go for several rounds.
Until you are "down" for the count????
SS>(blush?)
Deep red!!!
SS:You still don't that, do you???
?????????????Huh?????????
SS>What do you want from a fellow pervert?
Green M & M's and a 69 Super Sport Camaro.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:39:24
Message Number 13285
SS>Why, did you let your imagination run wild and kinky?
(Deep sigh) I may be married, but my imagination is not.
SS>Bet you're blushing AGAIN
Not again......., Still.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:41:25
Message Number 13286
SS> I think you want me anyway, no bribes needed.
Dear Mr. Studly,
I must speak to you about your ego. If you don't get a handle on it,
you may find you'll have to pin your ears back to get through your
bedroom door. You aren't concieted, you are convinced. I think you
are very "broad minded", you seem to think of nothing else. You treat
all women as "sequels". You are a "big dame hunter".
Sorry, out of insults.
Still love me????
SS>getting bold.
VERY bold.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:50:23
Message Number 13287
SA>I'll be the one to end up handcuffed.
SS> Damn, can I come over and watch?
Sure, I'll ask my husband. (cupping hand over phone) Hey honey, can
Scott Steel come over and watch tonight????
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:52:00
Message Number 13288
SS>Spellwind......pathetic.
Gee, sorry I missed him. (sarcasm intended).
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/03/91 13:53:18
Message Number 13289
Hey, on a serious note, I think suicide is a topic to discuss. (not as
an option, but as a topic of discussion). I had a friend who jumped
off the skyway bridge. I'll never understand it. People just don't talk
about "why" other people resort to taking their own lives. After my
friend died, the whole thing was just swept under the rug. No one
wanted to delve into the whys.
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From: TURTLE
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: soo-ba-roo
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:19:34
Message Number 13290
>LOOC (c) Knight Owl, Inc.
What, they've gone and turned you into a corporation??
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Existentialism
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:24:21
Message Number 13291
Did you ever see a movie called "Dark Star," by any chance? In it, this
guy ends up teaching existentialism to a smart bomb in an effort to keep
it from exploding while it's still attached to the ship; the bomb is
convinced that its purpose in life is to explode, and the guy is saying
"How do you know? How do you know there's anything out there to even
give you a purpose?" Great movie.
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Not A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:29:49
Message Number 13293
>I really am beginning to side with the rest of the folks here in
>wondering if there may be something deeper here...
Not at all. Jill's birthday and Lori's birthday fall almost exactly
one week apart. I was responsible for the goings-on at both parties,
both of which were not anticipated by the birthdayees. Well, I believe
no birthday should go unnoticed, and if that means kidnapping the
recipient...
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From: TURTLE
To: JONBOY
Subject: Publishing A/R?
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:34:14
Message Number 13294
>...do we have to obtain a release?
I don't think so; if something's posted in a public forum that's
owned by a third party and obviously intended for public consumption,
I don't think you need special permission to reprint it (so to
speak). I don't think the copyright courts have addressed this one,
though.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Computer Stuff
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:38:00
Message Number 13295
>But doesn't the law of averages dictate that sooner or later, SOMETHING
>has to go right.
Not really. Things do occasionally go right, but only so they can go
wrong more dramatically at a later date, plunging the entire world into
gloom and chaos (kinda like Newark, NJ) where it's impossible to find a
good parking space.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Froidgronk
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:39:53
Message Number 13296
>Hmmmm, does her boyfriend have a better set of handcuffs than you?
Nope...his tastes are much too pedestrian.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:41:00
Message Number 13297
>On a serious note, just how far can a Sysop be held responcible for
>the things posted on his board?
Legally, a sysop is absolutely responsible for anything appearing on his
system. If any messages of an illegal nature (credit card numbers,
TeleNet access codes, whatever) appears on his board, the sysop is likel
to be arrested and find his computer confiscated.
===========
From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:43:45
Message Number 13298
>Heaven, Hell. Is it really "better" in the Great Beyond?
No; when you're in the "Great Beyond" you are in precisely the same
state you were in before your birth.
>Look at Johova (sp?) Witness's. They think Heaven will be here on
>Earth.
They're not the only Christians who believe that. The Jehovah's
Witnesses also do not accept the existance of Hell at all (taking
their cue from a verse in Romans: "The wages of sin is death.") They
also don't believe in the Trinity, blood transfusions, or coming over to
my apartment any more after I damn near converted one of their numbers
away from the faith.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:47:17
Message Number 13299
>Like I told Turtle, Saavik stays AWAY from waterbeds...
At furry parties or as a general rule?? I LIKE waterbeds!
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From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:50:51
Message Number 13300
This is message #13300. HA! I got a good one and Saavik didn't! Ha!
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From: KEN SABLE
To: HA!
Subject: HA!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 14:54:03
Message Number 13301
Well ... I have the message right after Turtle's message"
I'm bbbbaaacccckkkk!
(Wow! This is heavy, doc ...)
// Sable
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: JONBOY
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:01:35
Message Number 13304
T> Subaru: IBM on wheels. (c) Anarchy Now, Inc.
You know that the Specialist is going to have something to say about
that. And I know you two won't agree on that.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:03:27
Message Number 13305
KO> I was saved from suicide once..by my own procrastination.
And you lived to tell about it.....Wow! hehehehehehe
Have a day. (tm)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:07:11
Message Number 13306
One piece of advice, don't get me started on the Jehovah Witnesses.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:08:09
Message Number 13307
SA> So Spellwind was obnoxious, eh? More like Dreakwind.
The Specialist and I used to call him Lettwind. hehehehe
===========
From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:09:12
Message Number 13308
What do you have against waterbeds? I love waterbeds, I know how to
keep rtythm on them. I should have kept that girl I told you about
around. My hormones are running wild, and I'm bring them in force to
the boards. hehehehe
An under-sexed, overly-perverted,
Scott Steel
I guess, it now Sucks To Be Me. (tm)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:12:02
Message Number 13309
With any luck I'll be able to bring tons of M & M's. I figure five
pounds is sufficient. Y'know between the Dew and the M & M's we'll
all be hyper. Tons of sugar and caffiene.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:13:44
Message Number 13310
SS> I like a woman that answers to a whistle.
SA> Then find yourself a nice collie and have puppies.
That's gross.
SS> Sorry I couldn't resist.
SA> Sorry, I couldn't resist either.
(ouch) Hey, I tought you were on my side!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:15:52
Message Number 13311
SA> Astud-puppet's work is never done, is it?
Hey, now, Turtle's are resident stud-puppet, stud-muffin, or woman-
slayer, or babe-magnet. Not me.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:17:50
Message Number 13312
SA> Until you're "down" for the count.
SA> (Blush)
Nope, not blushing, I've heard of too many guys who are "down" after the
first round.
SS> You still don't that, do you?
That was supposed to be: You still don't know that, do you?
(I was referring to my confession about keeping more control in a
relationship, instead of allowing the woman to dominate.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:21:38
Message Number 13313
I bet you'll blush when we first meet. Just thinking of everything
we've written to each other.
SA> (Deep sigh) I may be married, but my imagination is not.
Do you care to elaborate on those imaginative thoughts?
I know you blushing (heheheheheheeheheheheheh)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:24:13
Message Number 13314
SA> You are a "big dame hunter"
Unforunately you struck a harass chord with that one, remember the
"Stalker" label hung on me? (this a private thing between me and
Saavik, no explanation will be given, period. She knows what I'm
taling about and that's sufficient.)
SA> Still love me?????
Yes, if not more, I love a woman with spunk, you heart-breaker.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:27:26
Message Number 13315
SS> Dman, can I can over and watch?
SA> Sure, I'll ask my husband.
I'm not into vonyeurism(sp?) But, I could be presuaded. hehehehehe
God, I'm really getting bad. I've almost been reduced to BBS sex, I
guess it's the next best thing to phone sex.
BLUSH
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: ALL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:36:38
Message Number 13316
I seem to recall that Saavil wanted message number 13333. Well, I'm
gonna post until I get. Ha! Saavik, you can't have it.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:38:31
Message Number 13317
I've got 16 messages to go, boy this is going to be an endeavor.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:39:21
Message Number 13318
About suicide, I agree with you Saavik. Too many won't allow people
to show their true emotions. Therefore, people can't express their
need for help. I've tried to make sure my friends know that they can
call me at any time for any reason, just so they know they've got
someone to talk to when they're hurting.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: The quest
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:41:58
Message Number 13319
Yes, the quest for #13333 continues........
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:42:39
Message Number 13320
And no Saavik, you won't get it.
s
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:43:03
Message Number 13321
Yep, I'm stubborn.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:43:24
Message Number 13322
Yes, it is your tough shit.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:43:53
Message Number 13323
And no I'm not going to be sorry about.....suffer!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:44:32
Message Number 13324
Getting close, and frustrated. I'm having second thoughts.
NO, I can't let Saavik or anyone else for that matter, have it.
I want it.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:45:28
Message Number 13325
What did everyone think of the Fair this year? I was able to find a
ride, but we decided against due to the weather.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:47:16
Message Number 13326
Message #13326 getting close.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:47:39
Message Number 13327
Topics....topics.....ummmmmm....what about think of the end of the war.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:48:49
Message Number 13328
The Specialist just told me that he just saw a six-pack for his car.
Oh, shit, look out. If he can get it he'll really be loaded for bear.
And I don't care.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:50:15
Message Number 13329
Did anyone notice that the last message rhymed? I was intentional.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: closer
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:51:02
Message Number 13330
Almost there. Almost there.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: closer
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:51:53
Message Number 13331
God this is a pain, and yes this is immature, deal with it.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Even closer.
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:52:32
Message Number 13332
Yes, I got it now, the next message # is mine, (as long as I don't get
kicked out line) I'm sure you all would find that amusing.
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From: TURTLE
To: ALL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:55:46
Message Number 13333
Anyone figured out who owns that yoyo yet?
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/03/91 16:59:24
Message Number 13334
That was a cheap shot!!!!!!!!!
Why you little so-and-so.
I worked for that message number damnit.
And you stole it.
Bum.
Thief.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: soo-ba-roo
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:06:36
Message Number 13337
Knight Owl, Inc. A corporation? Gee, I think I saw that on one of those
late night commercials. You know the ones...... "Talk to me, Baby. Dial
1-900-444-999. I dare you!" (Gorgeous female winks and licks her lips
on the screen).
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Computer Stuff
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:09:40
Message Number 13338
T>Gloom and chaos where it's impossible to find a good parking space.
Ah, getcha. You mean like Main street in Sarasota.
I've always been a firm believer of Murphey's Law. If you always expect
the worst, you're never disappointed.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:11:48
Message Number 13339
But that's not fair. (A sysop being arrested for the antics of his users
Would the sysop be prosecuted or would he just be required to turn over
his user information to avoid legal prosecution. I mean, there are so
many boards out there and there are bound to be jerks posting.
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:14:24
Message Number 13340
I don't like to say bad things about any religion but those Jehovah
Witness's are the worst. They knock on your door, they blather their
heads off and if you are the least bit polite to them, they come back
again and again.
How do you get rid of them without being rude?????
Also, how'd you almost convert one??
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:16:19
Message Number 13341
Oh, I have nothing about waterbeds in general. But as a rule, I go to
parties without my other half...., sooooooo, to insure my future
freedom in this relationship, avoiding waterbeds and simular situations
is a priority. If ya know what I mean...
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:18:18
Message Number 13342
T>Message 13300. Ha I got a good one and Saavik didn't. Ha.
Doesn't count. You are the sysop. You don't have to dial and redial
seventeen times to log on. (sniff) S'not fair. You can have any message
you want......( sigh ) but I am a good sport. Just keep your paws offa
13333. 'Kay????
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From: SAAVIK
To: KEN SABLE
Subject: HA!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:20:28
Message Number 13343
Welcome bbbbaaaacccckkkk! Aren't you the sysop over at, er, uh, someone
help me out here, I'm drawing serious blanks......
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:22:00
Message Number 13344
Ohhhh, then don't read the message I posted to Turtle. Grrrrr. They piss
me off, too.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:23:10
Message Number 13345
GET A GRIP!!!!!! I don't "hold" anything against waterbeds (especially
strange men). And you, Scott, are getting stranger by the moment.
Somebody quick call the love doctor. Scott needs a fix. Find this man
some Love!!! Or was that just Sex!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:26:01
Message Number 13346
Tons of M & M's and Dew. Great! We'll all be up all night. Bouncing off
the cieling. Talking to Turtle's Yo Yo.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Touche'
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:27:20
Message Number 13347
ss: I thought you were on my side.
Are we taking sides here? Is it us against them??? Are we getting
paranoid????
I am on your side, Scott. Like I said, I just couldn't resist it.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Barbara Dare
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:28:44
Message Number 13348
SS: Not a stud puppet, stud muffin, or babe magnet.
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Studly, I was momentarily confused. But Turtle never
makes me blush, now does he???
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:31:57
Message Number 13349
This may seem chauvinistic (sp?) to you, but I believe a man should
dominate a relashionship to a certain degree. Not like a tyrant or
Fred Flinstone, hehe, but women, whether we like to admit it or not,
admire strong men. No, I'm not just talking muscles here. My husband and
I have a relationship built on trust and respect. But in the end, he is
the boss. He wouldn't make a major decision without me, and he respects
my opinion. But, I look to him for help more than he looks to me.
Maybe not every one would agree, (specially not other women), but that's
how it is.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:38:35
Message Number 13350
Yes, I'm going to blush when we meet, no doubt. And no, I don't care
to elaborate. Use YOUR imagination on that one. (sly grin)
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:40:02
Message Number 13351
Sorry about the big dame hunter. I didn't mean to pinch a sensative
chord. I was just trying to knock some of the macho bullshit out of you.
(sigh) I should have known it would never work.
You heartbreaker???????
Yeah, I'm a heartbreaker, soul taker, love taker, don't cha mess around
with me. (Pat Benatar)
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:42:28
Message Number 13352
YOU BLUSHED, YOU BLUSHED!!!!!!!! Gosh, it's a Kodak moment.
You gotta stop watching late night television, Scott. I think all that
"Talk to me, talk to me" 900 number bullshit is getting to you.
BBS is cheaper anyway.
(quoting Poison) ....oh, baby, Talk dirty to me. "CC pick up that guitar
and talk to me." Good song.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:45:35
Message Number 13353
Keep yer mits off my number!!!!!!!!!
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:46:37
Message Number 13354
About suicide and friends. Yeah, I told my friend to call me, too.
She tried taking pills one time and after a short trip to 5 north, she
seemed to get her life together. Then she tried again. This time, she
was diognosed as a manic depressive and given medication. Again, she
seemed to get her life together. She didn't call me for a long time.
When I called her, she sounded cheerful and had nothing but good things
to say. Then, not much later..... a got a call from a mutual friend
telling me she was in the hospital after jumping off the Skyway. She
never regained conciousness. She just wouldn't open up to me after she
started taking the medication. I felt so........., helpless.
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: The quest
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:50:40
Message Number 13355
OH, you've got to be kidding. You aren't seriously going to post until
you get it, are you??
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From: SAAVIK
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: message numbers
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:52:11
Message Number 13356
You realize, don't you. THIS IS WAR>
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From: SAAVIK
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/03/91 18:53:33
Message Number 13357
Mohahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Turtle!!!! Ohhhhh, Scott,
i
thought you were pretty smart, eh???? Well, behold the Turtle. Next I
want 13456. Bids anyone?
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:22:00
Message Number 13358
SA> So Spellwind was obnoxious, eh? More like Breakwind.
Lady , you'e a gem... where in hell were you when we *needed* you?
An Impressed JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:23:51
Message Number 13359
SS>Why, did you let your imagination run wild and kinky?
SA>(Deep sigh) I may be married, but my imagination is not.
That's good! Imagination is one of those things that needs to be
exercised (not exorcised) so that it doesn't go away... More more...
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:25:35
Message Number 13360
SA> If you don't get a handle on it,...
<snicker> I think the "handle" on it is the source of the problem.
*]:> An evil-evil JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Existentialism
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:27:34
Message Number 13361
T> movie called "Dark Star," ... teaching existentialism to a smart bomb
The plot sounds like a short story by hmmm, Phillip K. Dick (???) his
kind of weirdness anyway... Sounds neat.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Not A/R Band?
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:29:03
Message Number 13362
T> Jill's birthday and Lori's birthday fall almost exactly one week
T> apart. I was responsible ...
Shame on you! You should at least came up with a varient so that the
thought was "unique" :>
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:31:51
Message Number 13363
T> This is message #13300. HA! I got a good one and Saavik didn't! Ha!
Nahhhhhh the next "good" one will be 13333 or 13131 or 13812 or 13579 or
... figure 'em out.
A fibonacci JonBoy
running on sequencer logic
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:38:34
Message Number 13364
T>Anyone figured out who owns that yoyo yet?
Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha!!!
That's the sneakiest underhandedest lowest rotten thing I've ever seen
someone pull "rank" to do - ------ ******* I love it!.
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From: JONBOY
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:40:38
Message Number 13365
SA> How do you get rid of them without being rude?????
My dear, who in the world told you that being rude was not allowed by th
the rules? They are most assuredly inserting themselves into your life
with no other purpose than to attempt a subtle reoraganizing of your
cognizant thought processes into something resembling oatmeal.
Rude is definately called for...
A mean-rotten-nasty JW hating JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Faire
Date & Time: 03/03/91 21:48:04
Message Number 13366
Damn! It cleared up after all right when I had committed myself to
some cleanup chores. Did you at least go anyway? I thought about
dropping everything and boogiing over to check out but.... duty called
I did get to play raquetball tonite tho... I had to get nasty with one
of the jerks I played partners with. He's one of those morons that
starts screaming everytime you screw up and rants about winning. I
finally lost it and said that /I/ was here for fun. He wasn't winning
and I wasn't having any fun so the hell with it! He decided to cool
off and we finished anyway -- I just thought I'd share that since Lori
and I were discussing that sort of thing and it's precisely that
sort of thing that discourages people from wanting to do stuff like
play a sport on a non-combat level. Sighhhh why can't people learn
to RELAX - you know like actually do something because it's fun to
share a moment without trying to capture it at someone elses expense?
Ulcers, medication, insomnia, personal realtionship disorders... who
needs 'em.
a zen JonBoy
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Residency
Date & Time: 03/03/91 23:55:57
Message Number 13367
>Hey, now, Turtle's are resident [mucous-laced mumblings].
Nice grammar.
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From: TURTLE
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/03/91 23:59:17
Message Number 13368
>That was a cheap shot!!!!!!!
Yep, sure was.
>Why you little so-and-so.
Well, yeah. A victorious so-and-so.
>I worked for that message damnit.
You did.
>And you stole it.
I did.
>Bum.
Naah; I work much too hard to be a bum.
>Theif.
Well, that depends. What, exactly, was stolen here? I don't think you
can, rightly speaking, /own/ a message number...
BTW, that was sheer, unadulterated coincidence. If you had been sixty
seconds faster, I'd have lost...
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: soo-ba-roo
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:03:08
Message Number 13369
>"Talk to me, Baby. Dial 1-900-444-999. I dare you!"
Beep beep BWEEP. If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try
again, or ask your operator to help you. Nine zero zero.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: On a serious..
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:04:35
Message Number 13370
>But that's not fair.
Nope, but it's the law. There have been cases of sysops who have been
arrested and prosecuted for information left on their systems. Legally
speaking, if you run a BBS you are liable for it, period. In fact, on
my advice another BBSer recently did a little research about BBSes and
the law and produced a list of all applicable Federal and state laws
that apply (the two most restrictive states? Florida and Pennsylvania--
the two states in which I have run BBSes). Turned out to be a LARGE
text file. For example, did you know a sysop can be prosecuted under
obscenity laws if the information on his system (including, but not
limited to, text, machine-readable graphic images, etc) can be construed
as being obscene? Or that a sysop can be held accountable if a user
who is a minor runs into anything remotely questionable? Or that
electronic mail left on a BBS to another user /must/ be made accessable
to that user, and the sysop may read such mail but may not disclose
its contents or refuse access to it? (Believe it or not, there actually
has been a court case to test this one, but not in this state.) Cool
stuff.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:10:33
Message Number 13371
I generally welcome Jehovah's Witnesses with open arms (so to speak)
and am more than happy to invite them in for protracted periods of
time. I can argue theology with the best of them, and have the advantage
of formal instruction in logic and philosophy (or, 1,001 Ways To Shoot
Down the 'Argument From Design' Proof of God's Existance)--and I'm just
nasty enough that if someone barges into my house with the intent of
persuading me that whatever view I have of the cosmos is wrong and I
must be converted, I feel any moral obligation on my part to respect the
beliefs of others is null and void. There was one person in particular
who returned (with several others) several times for these little
discussions, and for all the arguments they produced in favor of their
rather peculiar cosmology I was able to produce a rebuttal or a
counterexample. She actually started wavering--which prompted the quick
termination of the discussion and a refusal on the part of the Witnesses
to return. They'll still leave me with various bits of propoganda, which
I add to my collection (I now have over a thousand pages of religious
propoganda on file, mostly Fundamentalist, Southern Baptist, and
Jehovah's Witnesses) but they won't come inside or talk to me. *sniff*
I guess my soul just isn't worth redemption.
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Message
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:17:05
Message Number 13372
>Just keep your paws offa 13333. 'Kay????
Uh....
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: HA!
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:17:33
Message Number 13373
>...someone help me out here, I'm drawing serious blanks.....
The Armadillo Connection, Florida's Furry HQ (*snort*), an MSTF Member
System, No-net Central BIG BOARD. (Sysops: Tyler Robinson and Death
Fennec. Sarasota national echo moderators: Watts Martin and Turtle.)
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:20:35
Message Number 13374
>...I believe a man should dominate a relationship to a certain degree.
Whyizzat?
>...women, whether they will admit it or not, admire strong men.
Want some counterexamples? I would state that as a general rule a
stable relationship should have two equal partners, but that's just
me. I will also state that in most of the relationships I've seen
which have one dominant member, it's usually an ego thing or (more
often) an insecurity thing rather than a "mutual trust and respect"
thing. But then again, I think jealousy is one of the greatest forces
for evil known to man, so what do I know?
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From: TURTLE
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:23:39
Message Number 13375
>BBS is cheaper anyway.
But can't really hold a candle to real conversation when discussing
sensitive subjects, yesno? The bandwidth is too small (no body
language, no tone of voice information), there's too much chance for
misinterpretation, and unless you're in real-time chat it lacks
a certain sence of immediacy. Not to say that chat mode can't be an
interesting thing...*ahem*.
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:36:58
Message Number 13378
No, you're not obnoxious at all. You're very well recieved here by all
(that I know of).
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/04/91 00:40:53
Message Number 13379
Sorry to hear of your friend's death.
I myself have contemplated suicide when things were really bad.
Sometimes people feel that there's no end to the misery they endure,
whether it be the loss of a loved one or the hardships that life throws
at them.
My reason to continue is because I have a sister that I love very much
and that things would eventually get better. I have learned of the
self-preservation that is so necessary to continue living.
It helps to talk about your problems, no matter what they are. I've done
it before, and it has always made me feel better, and sometimes has
given me a new perspective of the problem at hand.
I do, however, believe in euthanasia when there is no chance for
recovery. (a whole separate subject for further debate if you wish)
SEE YA!
Knight Owl
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: TURTLE
Subject: soo-ba-roo
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:00:09
Message Number 13380
T> What, they've gone and turned you into a corporation??
Yup! Strictly fly-by-night.
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From: KNIGHT OWL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: M$Ms
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:16:13
Message Number 13381
S> Tons of M & M's and Dew. Great! We'll all be up all night. Bouncing
off the cieling and talking to Turtle's yo yo.
Count me in, I'm a
Knight Owl that loves to be wide-eyed with insomnia.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not ACOA
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:40:04
Message Number 13383
Sorry, I guess I was over-stepping my bounds. And, yes I'd like a love,
not just sex.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: A.C.O.A.
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:42:12
Message Number 13384
SA> (talking about men leading more than women in a relationship.)
Yes, I agree, now only if I could find a woman who also agreed.
Dammit why did you have to get married.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Blushing
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:43:41
Message Number 13385
SA> And no, I don't care to elaborate. Use YOUR imagination on that one
That was an easy way out. If I've ever seen one.
I'll tell, if you will. (Meet you in E-mail?)
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Right!
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:45:27
Message Number 13386
SA> ...I was trying to knock some of the macho bullshit out of you.
You know it won't work, because, in reality, it's not there. And you
know that.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Freindship
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:47:00
Message Number 13387
SA> YOU BLUSHED!!!! YOU BLUSHED!!!!
Ummm, sorry, but there was suppose to be a ? after that. I was asking
a one word question. (Are you) Blushing? I didn't blush. But yes, I'm
sure I'll blush too when I meet you.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Not on yer life
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:49:05
Message Number 13388
SA> Keep yer mits off my number!!!!
Well, as you have seen Turtle stole it from me. He kicked me off line
just before I saved to message. It was a /very/ dirty trick.
I had just gotten finished type, "it's mine, all mine. As long as I
don't get kicked off line" Next thing I know, NO CARRIER
I said " Shit, Turlte kicked me off. That #@!#@$%%^$&$##@##!!!!!!!
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:52:06
Message Number 13389
Ouch, boy I wish I didn't know that experience. I had a friend call me
up to tell me that she had just taken 72 aspirins. She's fine now, but
we had several last night/early morning talks.
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: SAAVIK
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:54:21
Message Number 13390
SA> message numbers.....13456..Bids anyone?
Nope, if Turtle is going to play by those rules, I'll gonna stay out
of this one.
An underhandedly defeated,
Scott Steel
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: TURTLE
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/04/91 01:59:40
Message Number 13391
Thanks for making me that laughing stock of the BSS.
A pissed off Scott Steel
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From: SCOTT STEEL
To: KNIGHT OWL
Subject: Suicide
Date & Time: 03/04/91 02:04:49
Message Number 13392
Just for the record, if you need someone to talk to give me a call.
Let me if you want it. If you do, I'll leave in E-mail for you.
Suicide attempts are not unfamiliar to me either. Actually it was more
like self-mutalation.
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Heaven & Hell
Date & Time: 03/09/91 19:51:19
Message Number 13393
T> *sniff* I guess my soul just isn't worth redemption.
Ahhhhh cheer up! They were just told that reptiles have no soul and
so they cheerfully decided that it was not necessary or polite to
discuss something that you don't possess.
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: TURTLE
Subject: Friendship
Date & Time: 03/09/91 19:54:29
Message Number 13394
T> there's too much chance for misinterpretation,(with BBS chat)
Like, there's no chance for misunderstandings when face to face?
Actually I think that people tend to express themselves more truthfully
when presented with a certain degree of anoniminity via the BBS
chat coupled with our illustrious host encouraging aliases. I mean -
you don't really HAVE to meet these people if you don't wanna. I would
cite a few examples but I'm sure the gist is apparent to you.
A cloaked-in-secrecy JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: suicidal friend
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:00:29
Message Number 13395
SS> up to tell me that she had just taken 72 aspirins.
Most assuredly a simple bid for attention and not a serious act of
self-annihilation. I read somewhere that true suicides research the
subject very carefully so that they /will not fail/. I have also been
told by a homicide (forensics) expert that a true suicide inevitably
leaves a suicide note. Scariest thing I ever went through was my
buddy called one night (from three states away) and told me that he
had been sleeping with his .357 magnum but couldn't find the guts to
pull the trigger. Ahhhhh sheeeeyut!!! Now what do you do when you
really might make a difference? As I recall I said something like;
"Gee I would think that it's obvious".. (buddy) "what's obvious?"
(me)"You weren't looking for courage - you were attempting stupidity
which is out of reach for a person of your great inner strength"
(or some such crapola that apparently worked or helped).
Scared the shit right out of me because I *couldn't* get to him on a
personal level - just that friggin phone and the sound of him twirling
the cylinder...
JonBoy
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From: JONBOY
To: SCOTT STEEL
Subject: Yoyos
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:07:37
Message Number 13396
SS> Thanks for making me that laughing stock of the BSS.
SS> A pissed off Scott Steel
Ever see the movie "History of the World" in which he plays a french
king? He hollers "Oh piss boy!" , releives himself in the bucket and
sighs.... "it's great to be the king!". Hehehehehehehehe.
A kick-'em-while-they're-down JonBoy
PS(all in fun ya unnerstand!)
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From: SAAVIK
To: JONBOY
Subject: jealousy
Date & Time: 03/09/91 20:31:15
Message Number 13400
Yeah, I wish I could have had a "Piece" of that Spellwind dude. Someone
to take my hostilities out on. Ah, well, if I stick around long enough,
(and I will), maybe some other obnoxious jerk will come along and we'll
ALL send him back to his Momma.
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