* STRANGEST DREAM (OF ALL) -Joe Bethancourt (c) copyright 1992 W.J. Bethancourt III (tho Ghod knows why!) (Tune: "Strangest Dream") Last night you had the strangest dream The strangest dream of all You dreamed about a chicken that Was thirty-six feet tall It wrestled over Tokyo With Godzilla and the rest And in three falls, with overtime, It proved it was the best It then put on silk stockings And a leather garter belt And did impossible sexual things; You told me how it felt. Last night you had the strangest dream It made me quite annoyed; Don't tell me again what you dreamed last night For I've been reading Freud! * My mind is going ..... I can feel it .... I can feel it ..... Dave ..... A VOICE: Dave's not here! Oh .... Joe Bethancourt