Ode to Freddie Mercury ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bumhemian Rhapsody ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy Caught with my pants down With no escape from reality Open you thighs Look up to the skies and feel I'm just a gay boy Play with your sexy toy You can ease it in, Ease it out Do not stop until I shout Put it where the wind blows You can stick it right up me For Free, for free Mama, just killed a man I was giving him some head Hes got aids and now hes Dead Mama, stuck it in his mouth And now hes gone and blown it all away Mama, ooh-oooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I've not come again this time tommorrow Carry on, Carry on, until my arse is shattered Too late, you had my Bum Sent shivers up my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye everybody, I've got AIDS you know I was taken from behind, Nearly made me blind I see a pair of stilettoes on a man Have a go, Have a go, You can do the Gang Bango Thunderbolts and Lightening You can stick it tight in meeeeee, in meeeeee Gay e oh, Gay e oh Gay e oh, Magnifico I'm just a rent boy, nobody pays me Hes just a gay boy from a gay family Spare me a dildo for his tea Easy suck, easy blow, will you let me have a go E .......... No, we will not let you blow - Let me blow (x3) Let you Blow Never, Never, Never, Let you Blooo oo ooowwwwww Oh Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me blow Baelzbub has a devil put a rubber on me, on meeeee, on meeeeeee So you think you can leave me and fuckup my life If you do I shall go round and tell your wife Oh Baby, I want it baby Just got to get it in Just stick it right in my ear Nothing really matters, anyone can see My arse is in tatters, it was all done for free Taken me where the dead go .....