Bare Bones Third Degree Elevation (spoof) (Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements.) by Orion 1. Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time. 2. Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand. 3. Reason and Challenge - "You're here for Thirds. Are you ready for the test? 4. Response - "Ready, willing and able!" 5. The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn out. 6. Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue. 7. Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired. 8. Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.