Break and Enter Gay erotica copyright 1993 by Valvoline Dream "Okay, I'm going to sneak around to the back and try to look in from there -- you stay here." With that, Danny left me standing in the woods looking at a cottage that we were reasonably certain was unoccupied, despite lighting from within. I heard a car go by some distance to my left -- it didn't turn down the driveway. It was a little after midnight, an early spring night in 1975, and we were in search of booze. Well, Danny was searching for booze. He needed a lookout, and I was elected. I went willingly, though; Danny was 17 -- two years older than I -- and probably the coolest guy at school. He had a vintage car he was always working on, he played incredible lead guitar, and girls were drawn to him like moths to streetlights. "Chuck," he hissed. "Get over here!" Danny had jimmied the cottage's back window open, and he was on one knee waiting to boost me through it. It was, I'd realized once I'd squeezed through, a bedroom. I turned and took Danny's hand and pulled to help him in. Though the cottage was hidden from the road by trees, Danny wasn't taking any chances; he cupped his hand over his flashlight, turned it on, and kept it at waist level. That which was barely lit a foot around him was tinged with orange and red. I was walking toward the door leading, I presumed, to the living-room, when Danny whispered something along the lines of "Fuck! C'mere and lookit this!" The flashlight on the floor and Danny was looking through a magazine. "Don't you want to check th--" "Fuck! Can you >believe< this?" I knelt down to see what the hell he was so worked up about. The flashlight's illumination washed out whatever was printed on the glossy pages, so I changed its angle. My jaw dropped open as the pictures came into focus. A man had another man's dick in his mouth. It's been a number of years since this incident, and what I saw then probably wouldn't rate a second glance from me now. But I was fifteen, then -- a virgin -- and if the magazine had shown someone getting off with a cheese grater, I'd probably have been interested. At fifteen, I'd gone through the obligatory circle jerks and such, but I'd only heard of blow jobs. Here, lit by a cheap flashlight, was a young blond guy pumping his meat into an older guy's mouth and -- by the look on his face -- he was quite happy with the situation. I could tell; on the right-most page, the blond guy was squirting cum all over the place. I nodded slowly. Hell, yes, I could believe it, and would you kindly turn the fucking >page<? He did, shortly thereafter. The same two lovers were still featured, but the older guy with the salt-and-pepper hair was greasing his dick up with one hand, and had jammed a finger from his other up the asshole of the blond. The next page displayed two photos: a shot of the older guy pushing his cock into the blond's asshole, and a close-up of salt-and-pepper's dick shoved snugly inside. The photographs had me hard as a rock in seconds -- I'd never seen anything like them before. Danny was valiantly trying to reposition his dick through his shorts without drawing my attention and failing miserably. It didn't strike me, then, but I remember now that Danny had a 'fag' joke for every occasion. The guys he usually hung around with -- Jimbo, whose most notable feature was his single eyebrow, and Pete, who'd attracted some media attention by beating the crap out of a local hooker (apparently after refusing to pay her) -- considered Danny a man's man; Danny, who was trying to find a comfort zone in his Adidas shorts while gawking at two men fucking in a magazine. Amazing. But then, before the yellow light of a cheap gas station flashlight, there was just Danny and me. I don't know how long we were staring at the guy's balls pressed against the blond's hole, but Danny eventually came to his senses. "Take this," he said, closing the magazine and handing it to me, "and see if there's any more; I'm gonna look around and see if there's any booze." Danny left the bedroom, then, walking as a teenager with a raging hard-on does: like a crab. He'd left me the flashlight, though, so I started going through the dresser drawers. 'Rush?' What the hell was that? I threw the tiny, yellow and red bottle on the bed and dug through the uppermost drawer while Danny made muffled noises in the living- room. I'd located three other magazines and a healthy stash of pot when he popped back into the bedroom with two bottles in hand and told me it was time to split. I grabbed the booty I'd snagged and followed him out the window, being careful to close it before I sprinted into the woods. To this day, I love the smell of early morning; it's damp, and it's fresh -- it almost seems to apologize for the day and night that preceded it. Danny and I found a small, open area in the forest and hunkered down, dropping the stuff we were carrying. While I was looking the bottle of Rush over, Danny was taking long pulls from one of the bottles he'd liberated from the cottage. Russian vodka, if you're curious. He was looking through one of the magazines while drinking, and when I grabbed one of the other rags, he looked up from the pages and asked, "Have you ever done anything like this?" He was pointing at a picture of a guy licking the asshole of a man wearing nothing but a suit-jacket and glasses. I shook my head. "Fuck," he said, "this is somethin'." I was looking at an amazingly hairy man stuff a thick cock into the mouth of a guy who looked for all the world like a librarian when Danny reached across my lap to grab the weed I'd found in the dresser. He drew the baggie across my lap, lightly sliding his hand across my cock. Was it my imagination, or did it rest there for a few seconds longer than it should have? My arms had broken out into goosebumps, and Danny rolled a few joints as I turned the pages of my ill-gotten gain. As you may have gathered, we smoked some. As the early morning dragged on, we figured out what to do with the Rush. The mixture of the weed, the Rush and the booze was pretty potent; Danny had managed to find a solution to the discomfort his hard-on caused -- he'd liberated it from his pants while I was reading a story of a man and his dog, and while the pot made my head spin, he held it in front of my face. "Please?" he asked, quietly. I looked at his cock, its head swollen purple, and my mouth took it in before my brain had made a decision >what< to do. I had Danny's cock in my >mouth<! I couldn't believe it. The weed was giving me an incredible body stone, and Danny began a slow thrusting that I could easily accommodate. He was hard and eager, though, and as crickets and who knows what made noises in the forest, Danny grabbed the back of my head and began fucking my throat mercilessly. I was choking when he came -- tangy, salty cum poured from my mouth onto my chin and the pine needles underneath us, and when he was finished he fell back onto his butt and smiled as I wiped his juice from my face. "You >fuck<!" I said, trying to salvage some dignity as I wiped semen from my nose. "Shhhhhh," he said, taking his jeans and underwear all the way off and dumping them in a pile. The weed and the Rush and the vodka had all but paralysed me -- what else was he planning to do? I was surprised when he said, "Lick my ass, Chuck." I was even more surprised when I did. Man, I was hard. The coolest guy in school had just come in >my< mouth, and as I was licking his asshole, he'd repositioned himself so that he could -- Ohhhh, yessss. His lips closed around my cock and he sucked me in while I jabbed my tongue into his pink hole. I'd whacked off before, sure. This, though, was entirely new. As Danny sucked my dick, my hips moved independently of my mind, and Danny stopped sucking as my tempo was about to shift into automatic. I turned to face him. "Whuh?" "Fuck me," he said. He must've grabbed the jar of Vaseline from the bedside table, because I know >I< didn't. He leaned back, then, and his asshole glistened with my saliva by the dying gasps of the flashlight. He pulled his knees toward his ears and his hole opened, almost >asking< me to line it with the petroleum jelly. Whispered: "Fuck me, Chuck." I pushed two fingers into the jar, and then thrust them into his ass. Danny's eyes closed, but his hips moved forward to meet the knuckles on my hand. This was too unreal. I leaned over him, then, and pushed -- my cock slid quickly and snugly into his ass, and his eyes opened wide; perhaps I should have taken it a little slower. "OW! You assho--" And there it was. I covered his mouth just then as I sank as deeply into his ass as I could. His eyes bulged as I drew back and thrust even harder. Danny's ass was warm, and -- with the Vaseline -- moist. The friction guaranteed a sudden climax . . . which I nonetheless tried to delay. Still, I didn't last too long. Danny's feet were over my shoulders, and I was fucking his asshole as fast as I could move my hips. Danny 'mmmmmfed' through my hand on every downstroke, and maybe nine or ten of them passed before my pelvis took on its own rhythm and I was suddenly seeing stars and squirting deeply into the bowels of the coolest guy in school. What blew me away, though, was Danny's dick; it hadn't lost its stiffness from coming down my throat, and at some point during our fucking, it had come all over his (and my) stomach. We didn't say much to each other as we cleaned up -- I don't remember saying anything, actually, till we separated on our way home. Something had changed, though. After that night, Danny was still the coolest guy in school, but Jimbo and Pete had to take second billing to me, for reasons they never quite understood. Danny still plays amazing lead guitar, by the way, and our break and enter crime wave ended where it began. He drops by whenever his band breaks from touring and we pick things up from wherever we've left them. As you might imagine, I've taken out long-term subscriptions to the three magazines that changed our lives -- wouldn't you?