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                    The Life and Times of a Cum-Queen
                    by Rich Humus

(An acquaintance of mine suggested that some of the Adult Bulletin
 boards he contacts with his home computer might be interested in my
 story. I wrote it down for him, and here it is.)


    Hello. My name is Linda, and I'm 24 years old. I am about 5 foot 7
inches tall, and weigh somewhere around 125 pounds, depending on when
you catch me. My measurements are 36C, 24, 35. I have dark black hair,
and I guess you could say I'm pretty good looking, as I've never had
any trouble attracting men. My eyes are green, and my best feature is
probably my tits, although many guys also like my legs, which I keep
trim and lean with a lot of bicycling and jogging. I have a master's
degree, income of over $75,000 a year, own my own home and closets
full of expensive and luxurious clothes, all of which I bought myself,
thank you. I work for a large company in a major metropolitan area,
and am pretty outgoing and friendly.

    Now, with that out of the way, I thought I'd let you know why I
decided to put down some of my sexual experiences on paper. I've been
sexually active since I was 15, from the first tentative petting and
groping around with guys in high school, through various torrid
affairs in college, and up to several fairly good and satisfying
relationships since I graduated.  I am not seeing any one particular
man right now, but that's more or less the way I want it.

    You might say that I have a particular fetish. I love semen.
Sperm. Jizz. Cum. Jizzum. Whatever you care to call it, I love it. I
love the feeling of cum on my body, almost anywhere I can feel it. I
love the warm, wet, sticky feeling it leaves me with. I love the
smell, the starchy, kind of acrid odor it has (although that varies
from guy to guy). I love the feeling of it. I just love the thought of
semen, and the fact that it's my attractiveness that makes a guy come.
I love watching guys jerk off for me, and the more the merrier! Most
of my early sexual experiences were jerking a guy off, or better yet,
watching him do it himself, and the sight of that cock pulsing and
then the little eye opening up and the semen spurting out just turns
me on no end.  And I think I'm different from most women in that
regard. Most of my girlfriends seem to get all goofy at the thought of
a guy's cum. They think it's messy or icky or something, and usually,
in some manner, remove it from their bodies as soon as they can,
either by rushing to the bathroom and holding their pussy lips open
and dripping it all into the toilet, or wiping it off with a sheet or
towel or something. NOT ME! I love the feeling of cum.

    I can feel it when a guy comes in my pussy. I feel every shot, if
it's strong enough. But I must admit, I'd rather see it than feel it.
So I don't complain if the guy wants to pull out and come on my pubes
or belly or wherever. When he does, I love to rub it around with my
finger and feel it spreading over my skin. I shave my pussy lips and
most of the hair around there, and just leave a little patch up top of
my mound. I guess over the years I've rubbed gallons of semen into my
skin, and I hope to be doing it for many years to come (no pun
intended!).

    Several guys I've dated liked to watch porno movies with me, and
if you've ever seen one, you know that the highlight of them
invariably is when the man pulls out of whatever hole he happens to be
in and jerks off on the girl or girls with him. I'm not sure why the
'cum-shot' is so necessary, but I guess it has to do with enhancing
the visual aspect of the fucking. Somehow, having the camera come in
for a close-up on some gal's pussy and watching the cum drip out of it
just doesn't seem to do the trick. I've read some comments on porno
movies that talk about how dumb the cum shot is , and how it's not
realistic, but hell, the entire concept of an adult movie is fantasy,
not reality, right?

    My favorite kind of cum-shot scene is when the guy sperms on a
girl's face. I've kind of made a hobby of analyzing the various girl's
reactions to the shots, and its really kind of interesting. Some girls
turn their heads or lean back, as if they're afraid to get any of it
on them. Others seem to really look forward to it, and you can tell
they enjoy getting creamed. I say, if they're in that business, then
you'd think they get off on all that cum and it's surprising how some
of them can fuck and suck with total abandon, and yet when the guy
cums towards their face, they duck out of the way.  There's one male
actor in particular who I've seen in a bunch of movies, I think his
name is Peter North, who comes like no one I've ever seen before. I've
seen him splatter some girls who are lucky they didn't drown in the
stuff. The trouble with most guys I've seen is that they can't control
where they shoot once they start - they spray the cum all over the
place, and you're lucky if half of it lands on the target!

    Anyway, like I said, I like watching 'face-cums', which I guess is
odd for a woman. I understand they're popular with many guys. The only
thing I like better than watching face-cums is DOING THEM! I think I'd
rather have cum on my face than anywhere else on or in my body. For
one thing, it turns the guy's on tremendously, and me too. The first
time I ever got sperm on my face was almost by accident. We were
fucking along, and somehow just as the guy started to cum, we got
disconnected. His cock popped out of my pussy and he grabbed it and
jerked on it and his first big shot came out and hit me right on the
mouth! I jumped in surprise and could just lay there as he pumped the
rest of his cum out on my belly and tits. But I licked my lips and
loved the smooth, hot feel of his cum on me there. Sure, I'd given
blow jobs for a long time, and was never squeamish about swallowing
the cum if the guy wanted me to do that, but usually the cock was way
back in my mouth when it came, and I never tasted it or anything.

    Well, that kind of got me into it. Now, I much prefer my men to
pull out and come up and explode all over my face if they can. I enjoy
regular fucking and usually climax easily. But nothing tops a good
round of lovemaking like having your partner show his appreciation by
pumping a wad or two or three of hot, salty cum on your face. When
that happens, I can feel my pussy walls contract and sometimes, but
not always, I even have another orgasm. I rub the semen into my skin
and lick it from my fingers if there's enough. I love to lay there for
a few moments afterwards and feel it drying and cooling on my skin.

    I've had cum in my mouth, on my lips, cheeks, chin, nose,
forehead, neck, throat, eyes (it stings sometimes!), hair, boobs,
belly, pubes, ass, back, legs, and feet. Except for places like
between my shoulder blades on my back and maybe the soles of my feet,
I think I've at some point or another had sperm on almost every part
of my body. I even had one guy cum in my ear - now that was bizarre!
I've had cum in my pussy, but never in my ass. My ass just isn't very
sensitive to sexual play, I guess. I've had guys finger me there, but
I didn't find it pleasurable, so I've never let anyone fuck me in the
ass. Sometimes at work if I'm daydreaming or thinking about sex, I
like to imagine scenes of guys I see around me ejaculating on my face.
I don't usually date guys where I work, because I have a feeling that
my little fetish might get me in trouble around here - the management
is very conservative, and if they knew they had a mid-level employee
who went around encouraging men to plant seeds on her face, they might
not take it too kindly. Too bad for them!

    Men are strange sometimes. They seem to love it when you let them
come on your face, but they can't stand the idea of some other man
doing to you. I told one guy I was dating, only half-joking, that I'd
like for him to get about half a dozen guys to come home and fuck me
some night, and I'd want each of them to cum on my face. He just about
went crazy - he said that that was stupid and there's no way he'd ever
let me do that. This from a guy who not 2 minutes earlier had pumped a
massive load of jizz all over my cheek. I said that he had a lot of
nerve telling me that he wouldn't let ME do it, after all it was my
face I wanted wet, not his. But he just couldn't handle it, so we kind
of broke up soon after that. I secretly hope his current girlfriend,
if he has one, doesn't let him cum anywhere but up her pussy, and then
she washes it out right away. It'd serve him right.

    But, to get back to my main reason for writing this little tale, I
thought it might be a kick to think about some of the better
splashings I've had, tell you about them, and offer some advice to you
ladies out there who may read this to help you adapt to a VERY SEXY
new wrinkle in your relationships. I know that some of you may be a
bit hesitant about this, (as I was) but I guarantee that once you get
into it, it becomes a very arousing event. And your men will love it!

    I just stopped for a few minutes and tried to think back and
calculate the number of times I've gotten creamed in the last year.
This counts multiple times by the same partner, too. It was over 70. I
keep a diary of my appointments and dates, so as I went back over my
evenings and days with some of my men friends, I found myself
remembering the events fairly well, although a lot of it has tended to
blend together.  I'll try to highlight the most memorable ones for you
all here, and I hope I can remember the best parts.

    Last June I was seeing a man named Tony, a professional designer.
He was kinda sexy and handsome, but not an Adonis by any stretch of
the imagination. But he had a wonderful sense of humor and was very
honest and open with me, and I liked that. We knew almost from the
start that we probably wouldn't get really serious romantically, but
we had a good time together, and that's what we both wanted.  One
evening after a show and a nice dinner, we went back to his place and
had sex for about three hours. I sucked him, he sucked me, we fucked
and just in general wore ourselves out. He ate my pussy for about 45
minutes, and I must have come about 10 times. Finally I got too
sensitive and I had to make him stop. I rolled him over and got my
mouth around his cock. His cock was not too long, about 6 or 7 inches,
I guess, but it had a nice shape and was always clean and fresh.
(That's another thing that I forgot to tell you about, guys, if you
want a woman to stick her face all over your cock, make sure it's
clean and doesn't smell like you haven't washed for a week!). His
balls were nice, rolling around in his scrotum under my fingers. I
sucked his shaft in all the way and pumped my mouth up and down for a
while. He put his hands in my hair and guided me up and down, so I
knew how fast or slow he wanted to go. Then I stopped for a second to
catch my breath, and I asked him if he wanted to cum this way.
Evidently it's very sexy for a man to hear a woman say "Do you want to
cum in my mouth?" because he just groaned and said "Oh god yes" or
something like that.

    So I flipped over on my back and pulled him up straddling my boobs
and put a pillow behind my head. I reached around him and grabbed his
ass-cheeks and pulled him back into my mouth. I had the tip of his
cock in just past my lips, and could tighten my lips just past the
edge of his glans. Then I started jerking the rest of his cock,
pumping it into my mouth. I was looking up at him, and he was looking
down at me, and I could tell that I had him completely in my power. I
could have stopped and told him to jump out the window and he would
have. I could feel his shaft pulsing and getting ready to cum, and his
ass tightened up and then I felt the first spurt of cum back in my
mouth. I quickly pulled his cock out and held it up to my face, still
jerking. He shot out 6 or 7 spurts of cum, and it went up my face,
over my eyes and into my forehead and everywhere. I could feel it on
my lips and chin and across the bridge of my nose, too.

    I came again, a small one, but nice nonetheless, when he did.
Finally he stopped shooting and I just rubbed the head of his cock
around on my face, spreading the warm sperm around and smoothing it
into my skin. I swallowed the bit I had in my mouth, and then opened
my mouth and showed him that it was all gone. He leaned down and
kissed me, and stuck his tongue in where his cock had just been.  That
was nice. I spent the rest of the night with him, and ended up the
next day with his cum in my pussy, on my stomach, on my boobs, and
once more in my mouth.

    Another time I was out of town at a seminar, and there was nobody
else from my company attending, so I figured I be able to really let
my hair down and go wild without any problems. The first day there, I
sat with these two guys who worked somewhere in the mid-west, and we
got to talking. They seemed attractive enough, and certainly paid me a
lot of attention, which I liked. We went to lunch, and then dinner
together, and when one of them suggested (almost timidly!) that we
three all go back up to his room for a nightcap, I said, sure why not.
But I told them I wanted to stop at my room first to change and get
comfortable. I could see their faces kind of droop, because I was
wearing a pretty short skirt and heels and a light lace blouse, and
they probably thought I was going to change into sweatpants and a
tee-shirt or something. Normally I would have, if I was going to be
alone. But I was feeling kinda kinky, and wanted to give these nice
guys a treat they'd never forget. I always travel prepared, so I
changed into the shortest skirt I had with me, a leather model about
six inches long that's almost indecent, a red garter belt, white
stockings, and took off my bra but kept the blouse. You could pretty
much see my boobs right through it, but what the hell.

    When I knocked on the door to the room and he opened it, I thought
he was going to have a heart attack as soon as he saw me. I guess he
could pretty well tell that I had sex on my mind, or I wouldn't have
dressed like that. I didn't mind, as I did indeed have sex on my mind.
I sat on the bed and stretched out my legs while the guys (I think
their names were Barry and Ed) sat on two chairs. We chit-chatted for
a while about this and that, and as we talked, I made sure my skirt
rode up just enough to show the tops of my stockings, which wasn't
much! Ed's eyes popped out and he said "Wow! You're wearing
stockings!" or something, and I blushed and said, yes, do you like
them?  Well, one thing let to another and in about 5 minutes both guys
were lying next to me on the bed, sucking my boobs. I'd been in a few
three-ways before, but not recently. I love the feeling of four hands
on my body, or two sets of lips kissing me everywhere. I just laid
back and enjoyed the feeling, as their hands roamed all over my body.
I think they were both a little tentative about going further south on
me, although Barry was rubbing my thighs up near my stocking-tops. I
spread my legs a little farther apart to encourage him to go higher,
and finally just unzipped the skirt and had him pull it off me
completely. My blouse had come off earlier, so now I'm lying there on
the bed in my garter-belt and stockings. I made the guys get undressed
for me, and they both had fairly nice bodies, although Barry was a
little too chubby for me.  Then for the next half hour or so, they
took turns fucking me, although I told them not to cum in me, but to
save it, and when I said it with a gleam in my eye, I think they might
have guessed what I wanted. So they took turns, and as one got close
to the edge, he'd pull out and relax a bit by sucking on my boobs or
kissing me, and the other one climbed on. It was very good for me, as
I had nice hard cock in me for about 20 minutes straight, and I
climaxed several times. I could see that Ed's cock was just about
ready to burst, and Barry's was probably getting close too. I told
them I wanted them to cum on me, in my sluttiest voice and manner.
They just went nuts, and I maneuvered them so that they were kneeling
on either side of my head, and I just went from cock to cock, turning
my head and sucking the tip of one, then the other, and watching them
pump themselves. I think they had never been this close to each
other's cocks, as Barry got a bit soft at the beginning (guys are so
weird like that, get one with a hard cock near another cock and pffft!
sometimes), but my mouth can get any cock hard, so in a couple of
minutes I had them both just about bubbling over.

    "I want you guys to splatter me", I said in a hoarse voice.

    "Where? Can we cum in your mouth?" one of them said.

    "Yes, yes, I want it there, all over my face, too" I egged them
on, knowing that it would probably put them over the edge. Sure
enough, Ed groaned and I felt his cock jerk and a spit of semen flew
out and hit me on the side of the nose. I turned to him and opened my
mouth and he shot again, this time right onto my mouth and lips. I
heard Barry say "Now, NOW!" so I turned my head and was immediately
drenched with Barry's semen. He was jerking his cock all over the
place and the sperm was flying out in drips and drops rather than in
streams. I felt it splatter around on my face, and then I felt Ed's
cum hit me on the left side of my cheek and face. I loved it! Cum was
raining down on me, and the guys were grunting and groaning like mad.
Ed put his hand on my head and turned my face towards him, and pushed
his cock at me and shot another couple of streams of cum at my mouth.
While he was doing that, I could feel Barry's cum dripping all over
the back of my neck and my right cheek and jaw.

    By the time it all ended, I had sperm all over my face, in my hair
and all over the place. I had drops of it on my boobs and neck, too.
The guys just fell back, totally blown away (no pun intended). I guess
they'd never seen anything like that before. I rubbed the warm sperm
into my skin, noticing the different consistencies - Barry's was
thinner and more watery, while Ed's was thick and much whiter, and had
a slightly less tangy taste to it. While I rubbed their sperm in,
Barry masturbated me for a few seconds and rubbed my clit very nicely,
I guess hoping to get me to climax again. I did, just for him!

    The next day we sat together again, and that night back in my room
I gave them both really long, wet slurpy blowjobs and had them cum in
my mouth. I blew them both twice, with about 45 minutes in between
when they sucked my pussy in turns and I came about ten times or so, I
lost count it was so good. Now there were two guys who definitely
didn't want to go home when that conference was over!

    Over the past few months I've fucked about 20 or 25 guys here and
there, mostly on one-night stands. One time I was at a club, just
relaxing and having a drink and watching the people there. A guy came
over to me and asked me to dance, and we danced a while. He was pretty
direct, and when we got back to my table after a slow dance, when I
could feel his cock hardening in his pants, he asked if I'd spend the
night with him. I thought for a second or so, and then said yes, I
would. But only if he could find some more entertainment for me. He
said "what do you mean?" and I said I was in the mood for some real
fucking, and could he find some more men. He said "How many?" and I
said, half joking, 'oh, 7 or 8 will do." His eyes widened and he said
"You're not a pro, are you" and I laughed and said no, I just wanted a
good old-fashioned gang bang. (I'd never been in one, but I was
feeling slightly tipsy and just said it on a whim.)  He gulped and
said he'd make some calls, so he went and called a couple of friends
of his who spread the word.  An hour later I was at his apartment,
doing a strip tease for 9 horny guys!  Two were black, which was a
first for me, too.  They were laughing and drinking and having a good
old time, and so was I, I'm afraid. I'd never been the object of
attention for so many men at once, and I was half-scared, half-anxious
to see what would happen.  I've found that many men are good at
talking up a good fuck, but when it comes right down to it, some of
them lose faith when it's time to drop the drawers and have at it.

    I told them that they'd all get to fuck me, but on my terms, and
if any of them misbehaved or got rough I'd stop the whole thing.  I
wasn't too afraid of being raped or anything against my will, but you
can never tell. So one after the other, I fucked them or sucked them,
or both at the same time a couple of times. Of course, I told them to
not cum if they could help it, because I wanted to show them something
special when they did. One or two couldn't hold it, and shot their cum
in my pussy, and one guy spermed my mouth, but that was OK by me, I
enjoyed it all. They made sure that I had several climaxes, and my
pussy was wetter than I've ever known it (it could have been the two
big loads of semen in it too!). Finally I told them that it was time
for the grand finale. I really got into the act now. I told them I was
a "cum freak", and wanted to see all their cum shoot out of their
cocks. I told them I ate cum, and loved it on my boobs and face and
all over. I said I'd drink it out of a glass if they could fill it up.
I really laid it on thick. Of course, the cum dripping from my mouth
from the guy who came there didn't hurt the image.

    So I stretched out on this guy's coffee table on a couple of
towels and the nine guys gathered around me and started to jerk off.
What a sight! Here I was, naked, cum drooling out of my pussy, with
nine hard cocks of varying sizes and shapes and colors pointing at me,
just waiting to explode. I fingered my pussy and clit while I watched
them jerk off, all the time talking about watching their cum fly out
and land on me.  The first guy to cum pointed his cock at me and
sprayed cum all over my stomach and boobs. The second guy got my face
all wet. Then it started to really fly out, and I couldn't tell which
was which. All I remember was that my face got totally covered, more
than I've ever had on it, and I've had a lot of cum on my face.  I got
it in my mouth as well, of course. I had it in my hair, and all over
my belly and pubes, but most of the guys aimed for my face, the
darlings. I was frigging my clit and moaning and orgasming all the
time.



    After the shower ended, the host came up with a glass and said
"Ok, Linda, drink up!" and gave me the glass. I giggled and ran the
glass around my body where I could, dripping the semen into it. I got
most of it into the glass, except the cum in my hair and mouth. There
was about an inch or so of it by the time I got done. I held it up to
the light like a wine taster, spinning it around in my fingers.  Then
I sat up, held the glass above my mouth and tipped it over, spilling
all the sperm right into my mouth. I let it all drip into my mouth,
then I swallowed it all with gusto. The guys were chanting 'GO, GO,
GO' as I did it, like it was some kind of test or something. But I
think they'd all agree that I passed their test with flying colors!

    That was my most memorable sexual experience, and I'm thinking of
trying to arrange something like that again.

    I thought you might also be interested in my thoughts as the local
cum-queen. For you guys out there, here are some hints on how to get
your lady to let you cum on her face or body. And for you ladies, here
are some impressions from another woman that may dispel your fears or
anxieties.

    First, guys, I think I speak for most of us when I say that we
don't like to be FORCED to do anything - yes, it's ok once in a while
to play-act a fantasy, but if we know you're really pushy about it, it
can be a turn-off. Second, and perhaps most important, you can hardly
expect a woman to be excited about spreading her lips for you if you
won't go down and give her some attention as well.  Any guy who won't
perform cunnilingus doesn't deserve a blow job himself, right gals?
And LEARN HOW to do it! Ask her, she'll tell you. I myself like nice
long licks up and down my pussy lips, and nibbling on my clit. Other
women might like something else. Thirdly, make sure you're clean as a
whistle. Us girls don't appreciate a cock that tastes like day-old
pee.  Fourth, before you cum in our mouth, warn us - we may not want
it there, or we may need to get ready to swallow so it doesn't choke
us. There's nothing grosser than having some guy cum down your neck
and having it go down the wrong pipe and coughing it all up all over
the place, right? And don't be afraid to kiss your lady after she has
swallowed your cum, it won't kill you and it'll usually make the woman
feel that you really love her. What woman wants to be expected to
swallow your cum if you won't even touch it yourself?  Overall, be
considerate, clean, and make the lady feel like you really appreciate
what she's doing, not that you expect her to lay there and let you
pump goo all over her just because you're the man and she's the woman.

    Ok, gals, for those of you (are there really any out there?) who
haven't gotten into blow jobs or cum-shots yet, let me tell you what
you're missing. First, guys love it. You let a man ejaculate in your
mouth or on your body a few times, and he's like a puppy in your
hands. Also, I think that any man who gets a good blow-job from wifey
or girlfriend two or three times a week is far less likely to wander
on you, if that's a concern. It's amazing how fast guys loose their
sexual wanderlust after they've cum.  I think it's really true that if
a man's getting what he needs at home, he won't be too tempted to
wander. So if you're concerned with your guy's wandering eyes (and who
wouldn't be, in most situations?), keep him drained dry whenever you
can. Really, it's amazing how easy we can manipulate them if we want
to.  Just make sure he takes care of you, too.


    Secondly, IT WON'T HURT YOU!  Semen isn't like acid or anything.
It's mostly water and fluid from the prostate gland, and about 1
percent or so actual sperms. Obviously, the taste can vary from guy to
guy. I've found that sperm from guys who drink a lot of liquor isn't
usually too palatable, or if they have a very spicy diet. And it can
taste kind of salty too. Mostly though, it's just water and traces of
other elements, and isn't fattening or liable to give you pimples,
cellulite, or varicose veins. And it certainly won't get you pregnant
if you swallow it! If you are squeamish about it, I suggest you just
get used to it by having your man come on your stomach or boobs a few
times, and playing with it with your fingers. Get a little bit on one
finger and taste it. Once you've gotten used to the consistency and
flavor, it becomes easier and easier. But if you've never seen it
anywhere other than oozing out of your vagina, you'll probably want to
get used to it before it's all over your lips and face.  Work up to it
slowly. Spread some of the semen from your stomach or boobs onto your
cheeks and feel the consistency of it and absorb it. Rub it over your
lips like gloss or lipstick. If you do this right, your guy may get
hard all over again watching you and you'll get another fuck out of
him.

    Some of us know how neat it is to watch a guy come close up. It's
really a marvel of engineering. The little hole opens up and this
white stuff comes shooting out, and sometimes he can get it to fly
several feet! The amount he has depends on how long its been since he
last came, of course, but usually a one or two day load is about
right. Next time you want to see something really fascinating, tell
your man to jerk off, and you watch him real close up from the side.
The head of his cock will leak a bit of pre-cum and his balls will
sway back and forth, and then just before he ejaculates, they'll pull
up close to his crotch and if you're lucky, you'll see the vein along
the bottom of his cock pulse with the semen flowing through it. If
you're really daring, tell him to do it about three inches in front of
your face. I guarantee that he'll shoot off in no time. Just be sure
to watch him shooting it in your eyes - it can sting if it's really
salty.

    While we're on the subject, let's talk about that. Should you let
a man come on your face? Some women say "NO, never!" Others may say
"sometimes, but not often". Others say "Shit, yeah, whenever he
wants". I'm in the last group.  There's nothing really wrong with it,
and it doesn't make you a slut or whore just because you and your guy
enjoy this kind of sexual expression. Probably some of the most
stuck-up or catty bitches you know would never let a man come anywhere
near their face, and I wouldn't want to put myself in the same class
as them. You know who I'm talking about. For example, can you picture
that Helmsley bitch taking cum in her mouth? Or Ivana Trump? or Nancy
Reagan, for Gods' sake!

    If you're really unsure about it, I suggest you get used to it in
steps. First, if you've never had a man come in your mouth, do that
first. Once you're used to the feel of the cock pulsing and shooting,
it's not so scary. Keep the head out of the back of your mouth, up
near your lips, and you'll feel the sperm shooting out more, and be
able to taste it better.

    Then, when you're comfortable with that, take it out of your mouth
when he comes and let it shoot right into your mouth. You have to
control it somewhat here, or it'll invariably spray all over the
place.  That's a really neat feeling sometimes, feeling the sprays
shoot right into the back of your mouth. Practice with a water gun or
something first, maybe , and get the hang of it.

    Finally, one time that's really special for you both, let the old
blaster go off while it's pointed right at your nose. The first jolt
is the hardest to get used to, because you never really know when it's
gonna hit, and even the best of us invariable flinch a bit. But once
the first one hits you, the rest will be smaller and easier to get
used to. Again, if the sperm is salty, you may have to close your eyes
or get ready to wipe them off real fast, cause I have had some that
really stung for a second or two - but for the most part that isn't
really something to get upset over.

    When that first spray hits you, it'll probably make you jerk your
head back, and you have to resist the natural urge to turn away. If
you can, direct the cock onto your cheekbones and lips. If the
intensity and spray is strong enough, see if you can even get some on
your forehead. To some guys, nothing looks sexier than your hair
plastered down to your forehead with his sperm.  Of course, we have to
wash it out after a while, but what the hell, we've all had gunkier
stuff than that in our hair, right?

    After the guy (or guys!) has stopped cumming, you'll want to rub
the semen around and into your skin. It feels really sexy and good,
and is better than if you let it dry on your skin, when it can get all
crackly and dry out. Close your eyes and just revel in the feel and
aroma of it, and remember that it's a precious gift from your man.  If
he's any good at all, your guy will probably be very appreciative of
your performance, and who knows, may be ready for another go-round!

    I can't really think of much else to say right now, maybe it's
time it went out and got myself a guy to come home and help me do some
more 'research'!


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