THE OFFICIAL DISPATCHER SEX QUIZ
TRUE FALSE
1. A clitoris is a type of flower. T F
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. T F
3. A vulva is an truck from Sweden. T F
4. The term "Spread Eagle" is an extinct bird. T F
5. A Fallopian Tube is a part of a Television. T F
6. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket. T F
7. Copulation is sex between two consenting dispatchers. T F
8. McDonald's Golden Arches is a phallic symbol. T F
9. A vagina is a medical term used to describe Heart Trouble. T F
10. A Menstrual Cycle has three Wheels. T F
11. Fellatio is an Italian dagger. T F
12. A G-String is a weapon used by G-Men. T F
13. Semen is a term for sailors. T F
14. An Anus is a greek word denoting a period of time. T F
15. Testicles are found on an octopus. T F
16. Cunnilingus is a person who can speak 4 languages. T F
17. Asphalt is a medical term used to describe someone with rectal
problems. T F
18. Kotex is a radio station in Dallas, Texas. T F
19. Masturbate is something used to catch large fish. T F
20. Coitus is a musical instrument. T F
21. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. T F
22. An Umbilical cord is part of a parachute. T F
23. A condom is an apartment complex. T F
24. A rectum is what you are for taking this test. T F