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     $$ $$                   "The Ten Key Values of the Impulse"
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        Hither be thy values of thine Impulse Reality. Teneth be thy.

The Ten Key Values of the Impulse
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 * We dislike you.

  * Not really, we're actually just insecure about ourselves.

  * We write textfiles. Like they did in the olden days.

  * Not really that "olden," I suppose. 80's-ish old.

  * Well, it was a popular thing in early-90's too, I suppose.

  * We're putting the life back into a dead scene.

  * Well actually, a dead scene is taking the life out of us.

  * We're nostalgic for the days of textfile glory.

  * Not really, we weren't alive/old enough to experience those days.

  * We'd like to apologize for the comment we made about disliking you.

           Ba-dum!

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