Deep thoughts (about monkies)
              By: Count Buttocks & Dr.Frankenscrotum


                If I were going to buy a monkey
                I'd make sure I bought a girl monkey
                Because that way, I could have sex with it
                Not that I would do that or anything
                Because that would be disgusting
                It would just be nice to have that option.


                I wish I could buy a monkey
                I would love it
                I would nurture it
                Then I would have sex with it.