(by Count Buttocks & Dr.Frankenscrotum)


                             THE COMPILATION
                
                by šnt, an East German contemporary poet 


                          The Pissing Woman
                          -----------------
                       The woman pisses slowly
                       The woman pisses quickly
                       The woman pisses forever!!!!


                 The Whore Who Likes to Scratch Her Anus
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                            Does it itch?
                            Does it itch, you bitch?
                            Scratch yourself.
                            Scratch yourself! 
                            Scratch yourself!!!!


                           The Male Vagina
                           ---------------
                           The male is a whore.
                           A big fat whore.
                           whore-man.
                           whore-man!
                           WHORE-MAN!!!!