KILLER WOMBAT FOR PERSISTENCE OF TIME ZINE PRESENTS:

                           -=*THE ART OF OFFENDING*=-



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Offend-  1. To cause resentful dispeleasure in.   2. To affect disagreeably.

Offensive-  1. Causing resentful displeasure.   2. Repugnant, as to the moral
               sense or good taste.
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INTRODUCTION

     Sure, people suck, all of them.  Ever wanted to piss someone off really
badly or hurt their feelings purposefully?  Are you sick and tired of being
pollitcally correct?  Fuck it then, offend!  Mainstream people (the ones that
suck) are overly sensitive to many things (which I will give a list of).  So
piss them off, insult them.  They can't get you for it.  I have offended many
people, including teachers, children, peers, and other people.

WHO TO OFFEND

     The best people to offend are smaller children (7-11 years of age), as
for you may scar them for life by doing certain things.  Then comes the
elderly, they are great fun to offend.  Offending people is funnest when the
people you offend are people that you do not know.  Most people in the age
groups of 13-30 are not easily offended, so go for old and young people, that
you don't know.

HOW TO OFFEND

Here is a list of subject matter which can be highly offensive to certain
people:

                              Race (any minority)
                            Religion (any religion)
                               Gender (Feminines)
                      Sexual Orientation (gays, bisexuals)
                  Financial State (Rich people, the homeless)
                         Handicaps (cripples, retards)
                            Appearance (fat people)

    Offending people with these conditions is pretty easy.  Just tape a sign
to your shirt that says "Kill the _______".  Make sure you use the most
degrading slang term possible when doing this.  For example, if I were to wear
a sign implying that I wanted to kill Jews. I wouldn't just write "Kill Jews"
on the sign, I would write "Persecute The Fucking Kikes" with two bright red
dripping swaztikas on either side.  This makes it quite a bit more offensive.
(note: to do these things, you need not be racist, homophobic, or prejudiced
any other way. The point is to offend people, not to express your opinion) So
you see, offending is easier than you thought.  Now simply walk down a street,
into a mall, etc. wearing your sign.

ADVANCED OFFENDING

To get more thrills, you may want to try the following:

                       mooning or other indecent exposure
            talking about offensive subject matter loudly and freely
                     graffiti or other offensive vandalism
                  tape child pornography photos up everywhere
                   tape other disgusting photos up everywhere
    walk around with a boom box playing a self recorded (and offensive) tape
     carry a stewpot around with the words "Aborted Fetuses" written on it
                                  kill someone


Well that about wraps it up... oh yeah.... search around for offensive text
files and leave them in places (teachers desks, etc).  One of the best I have
found is PEDOPHIL.TXT (pedophilia). But lots of VAS files are offensive, some
cDc's... other crap.. just look around.


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