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                  Sloths over Ethiopia #0037 $$ April 29, 1998
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

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    Tired of [insert Western nation here!]?  Visit scenic COCKLAND!  Only in
     COCKLAND will the bedbugs bite and will we kill your armadillo calves.

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  From loboblume@juno.com Mon Apr 27 03:50:25 1998
  Date: Sun, 26 Apr 1998 15:24:31 -0500
  From: Jason P Blume <loboblume@juno.com>
  To: pavement@uts.edu.au
  Subject: homepride

  i'm from COCKLAND
  and i just want eveybody to know:  we won the cockcup 5 years running,
  our cock fighting team is the best in the world,  our cockball team aint
  bad niether.  our women here are cocklicious, when i go out at night i
  put on my best cock in hopes i might meet some woman with impeccable
  taste in cock. i used to date a woman who's favorate song was "Cock A
  Doodle Doo, Any Cock Will Do", but i've since learned my lesson.
  hopefully someday i will find my cockerella, but alas, until then, i will
  just sit here around the cockfire and tell cock-stories.

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             Yes, boys and girls, even COCKLAND is on the Intercom!

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                  Sloths over Ethiopia #0037 $$ April 29, 1998
         Sloths over Ethiopia is a dto [doomed to obscurity] production

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  Sloths over Ethiopia has nothing at all to do with the Ethiopian government.

   Geography delinquent?  Eritrea has already seceded from Ethiopia, dipshit!

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