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/ _ / THE LONE GUNMEN Presents: \ _ \
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| | Written By: Mulder | |
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"No Carcass Can Park Us"
Street Meat
C-A-F-E
Direct From The Freewats To You
Enjoy Our Daily Roadside Specials
Monday: Curb Side Kitty
served fresh, flat, and fried.
Tuesday: K-9 Carcass
we serve only the finest breeeds.
Wednesday: Poodle Pot Pie
served with vegtables in a savory sauce.
Thursday: Smeared Deer Special
served with fender fur and assorted bug parts.
Friday: Brakelight Delight
scraped up juicy meat loaf, we press it, you guess it!
Saturday: Speedway Spatula Special
minute steak served fast for when you're in a hurry!
Sunday: Bone Crunch Brunch
steamy marrow loaf served with bone chips.
Try our world famous BLOODY MARYS!