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y0lk #118: "a tribute to file_id.diz" by the y0lk staff.
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hello. kreid here. in the first 100 issues of y0lk, we showcased
some really neat stuffs in a little file attached to every issue called
FILE_ID.DIZ ... now that file is no longer included in y0lk, so i thought i'd
make up a little compilation of all our file_id.diz filez for you to look at.
enjoy!
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haxors sitting around a campfire
and grooving. (stain)
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a young man, an infant,:a yak
all living in sin... .
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=<______)==================
issue number six by hooch
===========================
--(y0lk #7)--------------------------------------------------------------------
___________________________
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y0lk number #seven: hail santa
--(y0lk #8)--------------------------------------------------------------------
_____ _____ _ __ __ _
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y0lk number eight!? another bad ascii!?
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--(y0lk #9)--------------------------------------------------------------------
.s&$$$$[0H MY G4WD!]$$$$&s.
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$ y0lk number #nine $
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--(y0lk #10)-------------------------------------------------------------------
ммм ммм ммммм мммм мммм ммм
ллл лллноллн ллм ллл оллл лллн
оллн лллнллл моллнллн ммм лллпллп
пплмллл оллнполлнллл олл ллл ллл
ллм мллл пллмллп пллмллл лллноллн
пппппп пп пп ппп ппп
issue #ten: t-shirts and toe jam
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_____ _____ __ __ __
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<=========================>
- y0lk issue number #11 -
<=========================>
..ironic fact about y0lk:..
.y0lk - choke - they rhyme.
.y0lk comes from a chicken.
..you figure out the rest..
another pathetic diz by h0!
<=========================>
--(y0lk #12)-------------------------------------------------------------------
xxxxxxx(yolk)xxxxxxx
| | | | | |/ |
|_ | oo | | |
| | | | |\ |
xxxxxxx(yolk)xxxxxxx
y0lk issue number 12
has SHOWGIRLS review
.LEECH THIS NOW AND.
RECIEVE NUDY PICS OF
ELIZABETH BERKELEY!!
xxxxxxx(yolk)xxxxxxx
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-iO -o-o- Oi-
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--`Oo O oO'--
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-look, hooch-
-can't draw!-
-y0lknum13!@-
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--(y0lk #14)-------------------------------------------------------------------
14 ___ ____ __ __ ___ ph
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!$.y0lk.numbah.fourteen.!$
$!..first.50.to.dl.get..$!
14..leech.on.my.anus!...14
--(y0lk #15)-------------------------------------------------------------------
кПРйФГУДСТЩЛШМЭКЬЙЪЫеИдО Яб
жЗгНФКЧЖавХЮизшщяАБВлпмноўњ
№ ЎЏђѓЉЊ§іЋЌ
уёєѕъ -this is y0lk- фјћќ
ќћјф please download it ъѕєёу
ЌЋі§ЉЊѓђЎЏ №
њўнопмлВБАяшщзиЮХавЧЖКФжЗгН
Яб еИдОЪЫЬЙЭКЩЛШМСТУДГФкПРй
--(y0lk #16)-------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk. feel the unity.
--(y0lk #17)-------------------------------------------------------------------
YOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKME
y0lk number seventeen!
YOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKME
creed drew naked women
in ascii format! dl now!
YOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKMEYOLKME
--(y0lk #18)-------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk numbah 18:
ммммммммм ммммммммм
phплллллм млллллпph
y0lkплллллллллпy0lk
ph0lk>y0lk#18<ph0lk
y0lkмлллллллллмy0lk
phмлллллп плллллмph
ппппппппп ппппппппп
all dat and a biskit
--(y0lk #19)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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Г y0lk issue number Г
Г .&! 019 !&. Г
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РФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФФй
---- y0lknet is up!! ----
-download now for info!!-
--(y0lk #21)-------------------------------------------------------------------
к--љ y0lk њ #21 љ-ФЗ
Г \/ К
Г [oO]-\ <--you К
Г @Ф К
Г ~~\ кФФФФФФФФЖ
УФФФФФФФФФй \/ К
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Г y0lk21 __/ гФФЗ
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РФ--љDL ME NOW!љ-ФФСФФН
--(y0lk #22)-------------------------------------------------------------------
-------------------------------
this is y0lk issue #22. if you
like to read y0lk, download it.
-------------------------------
--(y0lk #23)-------------------------------------------------------------------
dљlФ-nљoљw
yљ0љlљkФФФ-#љ2љ3
phorceљreviewsљvig
phorceљsellsљfruit
phorceљwritesљy0lk
yљ0љlљkФФФ-#љ2љ3
dљlФ-nљoљw
--(y0lk #24)-------------------------------------------------------------------
(y0lk#24) group masturbation by, belial
--(y0lk #25)-------------------------------------------------------------------
.---- y0lk numba 25 -----.
| ethereal experiences |
| -for- |
| perverted pyromaniacs |
`------- by creed -------'
--(y0lk #26)-------------------------------------------------------------------
LARRY, CURLY, MOE, AND SHEMP ALWAYS READ
meaningless л л мпм л л л filler meanin
gless fille пмп лјл л лмп r meaningless
filler meani п п пп п п ngless filler
SO WHY DON'T YOU? --- y0lk #26 by phorce
--(y0lk #27)-------------------------------------------------------------------
-: y0lk 27 :-
-: 'brief mental pause' by, belial :-
--(y0lk #28)-------------------------------------------------------------------
-: y0lk issue number 28
-: 'the army day camp' by, belial
--(y0lk #29)-------------------------------------------------------------------
м м ммм Вмл ВпВ В В В ппВ ВлВ ммм м м
п п пп п ммВ ВмВ лмВ Впм Вмм ммВ п пп п п
"the geek theory, hickies, and another long day"
by creed
diz a la gasp!
--(y0lk #30)-------------------------------------------------------------------
-y0lk number thirty!@-
[ y 0 l k ]
-hooch is back for more-
[ y 0 l k ]
-y0lk number thirty!@-
--(y0lk #31)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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--(y0lk #32)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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пллм issue #32 Влн олл мў
Вллп олн олн оВп
мллп олл мм ў мм олн олл мўп
Вллн олн мллп пллм олн лллп
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Вллл ол Влл оллл лл лн пллм
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плллмм лн плн оллп олн олм Влл
Вмм пп ў л пў м ўпп ўлп пў оллп
оллн он пп
пллм мўп ramblings of a poseur. by bEdlAM
пп
--(y0lk #33)-------------------------------------------------------------------
\o/ o <o_ <o>
| <|> | |
/^\ /^\ /^\ /^\
Y M C A
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% y0lk number 33 %
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--(y0lk #34)-------------------------------------------------------------------
fuck you --- (y0lk 34)
all you #ZiNeS laymurs
download this now.. h0
--(y0lk #35)-------------------------------------------------------------------
dick says:
my social security #
,;;, / is 567-68-0515.
G oO D
: + \ - i am not a crook.
\_gg|
/|_|\ \ read y0lk.
`-\_/-'
| |
|_|
--(y0lk #36)-------------------------------------------------------------------
.--(y0lk)----------------------.
| y0lk #36: the little cultist |
| that couldn't |
`-(y0lk)-----------------------'
--(y0lk #37)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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--(y0lk #38)-------------------------------------------------------------------
THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!
+--------------------------------------+
| ::::::: look at me. LOOK AT ME, |
| -[#]-[#]- DAMMIT! this is what |
| s / happened to me. i got |
| sgdf my facial features turned |
| to ascii. don't let this |
| happen to you. read y0lk.|
+y0lk#38-------------------------phorce+
--(y0lk #39)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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( _^ ) - abandon thy gods!
\ /
`--'
--(y0lk #44)-------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk #44: a tribute to mogel
--(y0lk #45)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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--(y0lk #47)-------------------------------------------------------------------
666
--(y0lk #48)-------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk's gotz da warez in da
nine-six, comin' straight
atcha one mo' time for %%%
some o' dat phat zine %%%%
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyat
--(y0lk #49)-------------------------------------------------------------------
,----.
d o o
| (_) meteor shit.
( -- )
`----'
--(y0lk #50)-------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk biddy-boom-bop-de-dop issue #50
best-so far k-elite extravaganza. iz
like 1000 lines. dig it. y 0 l k .
--(y0lk #51)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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THE BEEF PLAGUE HAS COME
TO KILL US ALL. BEWARE.
-- THIS IS THE END. --
--(y0lk #52)-------------------------------------------------------------------
THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.
THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.
THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.
THIS IS HOW THE WORLD ENDS.
DEATH BY MOLDY ENGLISH BEEF.
--(y0lk #53)-------------------------------------------------------------------
if you're happy and you know it,
read a y0lk.
--(y0lk #54)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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ky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lky0lk
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0| y0lk #54: the schoolhouse r0x!# |0
l+-----------+ (by phorce) |l
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--(y0lk #55)-------------------------------------------------------------------
,-----.
| |
_|_____|_ DOWNLOAD THIS
/ * * \ OR FROSTY
( ^ ) GETS IT!!
\ (_) /
`-----'
kids! don't let frosty die!
download y0lk today!
--(y0lk #56)-------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk #56!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by juke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--(y0lk #57)-------------------------------------------------------------------
- y0lk #57 -
- "my inner taco" -
- by handle! -
--(y0lk #58)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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"my place or yours"
by mercuri
creed can't draw k's.
--(y0lk #59)-------------------------------------------------------------------
_/\/\_ ____ _________ ____
\ xX //% /__/% . /% /__/% /___
/_/\_\\ / /____/ / / __/
__|________/#60!/_____/__/\__\
| gANJA INVADES y0lk!@! - lF |
`""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'
--(y0lk #61)-------------------------------------------------------------------
uhm, insane wrote this y0lk.
it's a good y0lk. it's about
the chicken. beware. i guess.
--(y0lk #62)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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100% pure mogel-approved soup.
--(y0lk #63)-------------------------------------------------------------------
boing boing.
this is y0lk #63.
get it.
--(y0lk #64)-------------------------------------------------------------------
avant-garde diz art
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if you don't
understand this,
you're just a
feeble-minded
burgeoise twit.
--(y0lk #65)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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--(y0lk #66)-------------------------------------------------------------------
you know what number rules?
137.
that just rules, man.
--(y0lk #67)-------------------------------------------------------------------
+---------------------------------+--------+
| don't let this happen to you... | |
+---------------------------------+ |
| @#^!#$%^!@ |
| | (o)(o) | |
| \ () / <-- man reading y0lk |
| |____| |
| \__/ \ |
| || "shit. my eyebrows fell off." |
| |
| ~~ ~~ |
| \ / |
| man's eyebrows +----------------------+
| | ...read y0lk safely. |
+-------------------+----------------------+
--(y0lk #68)-------------------------------------------------------------------
::::::::::::
::y0lk:#68::
:::::/\:::::
::::/ \::::
:::/ \:::
::/_ _\::
::::| |::::
::::|__|::::
:click here:
:for w4r3z.:
::::::::::::
--(y0lk #69)-------------------------------------------------------------------
...just when you thought it was safe |
to express your inner-midget... |
_ ___________|_
< \ /_ what smells \
_ | \ \ like fish?!|
~~ < \ ______/ |_________ \_________/
~~ \ \____/ y y 000 ll k \__ |
~~ \ yy 00 0 ll k k o \_ Ј
| ____ y 000 llll kk k ___ _>
~~ / _/ \_____________\ \__\_\____/
~~ <__/ \/
------>>#69<<------
^^^^^
"hehehheh...69! w00o!@"
--(y0lk #70)-------------------------------------------------------------------
when the moon hits your eye
like a big pizza pie, don't
shoot. it's probably just
that stupid y0lk again.
--(y0lk #71)-------------------------------------------------------------------
so like, this moose walks into
a bar, right? and the moose is
just standing there, the
bartender looks at him kinda
funny and asks him how old he
is. the moose gets real
wide-eyed for a minute, then
screams "y0lk!@#" and kicks
the bartender in the balls.
--(y0lk #72)-------------------------------------------------------------------
+----------------------------------------------+
| listen to what everyone's saying about #72!@ |
+----------------------------------------------+
| "stop asking me for quotes please!" |
| -- |
| "i was looking at dead cheese's stick of |
| deoderant, and it has all these beads of |
| sweat all over it." |
| -- |
| "i phear mogel" |
| -- |
| "..all that and a bag of chips" |
+----------------------------------------------+
--(y0lk #73)-------------------------------------------------------------------
+----------------------------+
| thus is the order of life: |
| |
| "god" - * key: |
| | |
| dogs - | /\ - good |
| | /____\ |
| humans - | || |
| | __||__ |
| cats - | \ / - bad |
| others - | \/ |
+----------------------------+
--(y0lk #74)-------------------------------------------------------------------
.. ..
| | |
i \ / you as
i \ my own mother.
radical.
--(y0lk #75)-------------------------------------------------------------------
y0lk #75, by jamesy.
YEAH, YOU HEARD ME, I SAID JAMESY.
--(y0lk #76)-------------------------------------------------------------------
THE NIGHT OF Y0LK AN-AR-QUI
------CONTINUES------------
WITH....
M U R M U R
PHEAR.
--(y0lk #77)-------------------------------------------------------------------
one eared bunny? huh?
--(y0lk #78)-------------------------------------------------------------------
dat wh0re! eye'll kill hur!
--(y0lk #79)-------------------------------------------------------------------
after 79 issues,
wouldn't you be tired
of making dizzes too?
--(y0lk #80)-------------------------------------------------------------------
hey, this one's by shadow tao!
woo!
--(y0lk #81)-------------------------------------------------------------------
#RUWEJKF[ o0
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fuck you
--(y0lk #82)-------------------------------------------------------------------
w0o. taraxis.
--(y0lk #83)-------------------------------------------------------------------
AAAAAAH!@#!@#
MOGEL WROTE FOR Y0LK!#@
I'M IN HEAVEN!@#!@#
--(y0lk #84)-------------------------------------------------------------------
moo
i bet mirrorhead's a really
cool guy.
--(y0lk #85)-------------------------------------------------------------------
i'm contributing to a y0lk writing!
i actually packaged this! spoons rule!@
- hooch
--(y0lk #86)-------------------------------------------------------------------
the life of a demented sysop.
an epic struggle between women
and the men that love/bathe them.
--(y0lk #87)-------------------------------------------------------------------
bored.
--(y0lk #88)-------------------------------------------------------------------
there once was a girl from Madrass
she had such a wonderfull ass
then she read y0lk,
ate some bon-bons,
now she looks like shit
--(y0lk #89)-------------------------------------------------------------------
________________________________
| bighurt returns to y0lk. |
| |
| |
| !#!#%#!%!##!@ |
| | bighurt | |
| i'm back, | -[o][o]- | |
| guys!# -- | // | |
| / | o | |
| / |___________| |
| guys?! | | |
|________________________________|
--(y0lk #90)-------------------------------------------------------------------
.sphrog..ooo..r0x0rs.
------ OOOOOOO ------
the discovery channel.
..explore your world..
--(y0lk #91)-------------------------------------------------------------------
+---------------------------------+
| y0lk #91: fruitopia caps!@#$ |
| -- by bighurt |
| !#!#%#!%!##!@ |
| fruitopia | bighurt | |
| cap | -[o][o]- | |
| / | // | |
| O | o | |
| / |___________| |
| OOOOOH#!@% | | |
+---------------------------------+
--(y0lk #92)-------------------------------------------------------------------
+--------------------------------------+
| !@#% |
| | oO d0odz. i wrote a y0lk. |
| G > / phear me. |
| | O |
| ___|_|___ |
| | mogel | y0lk #92!##!#!#! |
| |_| |_| |
| |_____| |
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--(y0lk #93)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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| y0lk #93: a joltcola y0lk |
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| xx |
| || look. i am but a simple |
| / \ bottle, yet i wrote for |
| |::::| y0lk. are you not |
| |jolt| / impressed? you should be. |
| |cola| which is why you should |
| |::::| vote for me for new jersey |
| |____| governor. line c, column 3. |
| |
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--(y0lk #94)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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| y0lk #94: spinsane's story |
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| :::::: |
| |x x| you can go blind from |
| | b | jacking off too much. |
| | ___| / believe me. it's all |
| \ U/ chronicled in y0lk |
| __||__ #94: my story. (well, |
| | spin | it's not, but you can |
| ||sane|| infer it..) |
| |____| |
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--(y0lk #95)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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|y0lk y0lk #95|
| number |
| ninety-five: |
| spacephrog pours out his|
| inner soul and being |
| into this |
| issue |
| !@ |
|by #! sphrog|
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--(y0lk #96)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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| y0lk #96 - spinsane |
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| spinsane is my hero. |
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| ###### really#?!?#! |
| | o o| / |
| g b | |
| \ O/ |
| || |
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| nope. i lied. |
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| ###### oh. darn. |
| | o o| / |
| g b | |
| \ O/ |
| || |
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--(y0lk #97)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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|y0lk #97: |
|"stinky cheese |
|and the seven |
|messy petes" |
|by joltcola |
|_______________|
--(y0lk #98)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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| y0lk #98: |
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| !##!#! what i've seen |
| -(Oo)- of y0lk really |
| | db | / sucks. |
| \ o/ |
| || (kojak) |
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--(y0lk #99)-------------------------------------------------------------------
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| y0lk #99: the badness steps out and takes a solo |
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| look! it's the |
| elephant man!@ ___ ___ |
| @!@@ / / __\!@@!@!#/__ \ |
| | 0o (elephant noise) -- | |__>| O O |<__| | |
| | s \___/| | | |\___/ |
| | o -- it's trying to __\| |/ |
| || say something!@ / |_____| |
| / |
| read ... read ... |
| @!@@ ___ ___ |
| | 0o read what, mr. / __\!@@!@!#/__ \ |
| | s elephant? kafka? | |__>| O O |<__| | |
| | o -- irving? pinkwater? \___/| | | |\___/ |
| || shakespeare? __\| |/ |
| / |_____| |
| read y0lk! why-zero-ell-kay!@ |
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| it's y0lk #99!@ all the old good stuff and more!@ |
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--(y0lk #100)------------------------------------------------------------------
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| y0lk #100: the beginning of the end (mogel/eerie) |
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| xxxxx ---- it's mogel!@ woah!@## !@@@# |
| |o.o| |o o| |
| \O/ \ hello, creed. may i ask ------- | d | |
| \|/ \ you a question? \-/ |
| \ |
| whatever, man. you're an e'zine god!@@!## |
| |
| xxxxx creed, could i take over y0lk #100, !@@@# |
| |o.o| not accept any of the y0lk writers' |o o| |
| \-/ submissions, and basically make fun | d | |
| \|/ of you, y0lk, and the y0lk writers -- \-/ |
| through a tired e'zine cliche? |
| |
| xxxxx --- well... what tired cliche? |
| |o.o| !@@@# |
| \O/ i was thinking maybe a hoe #90 parody. |o o| |
| \|/ \ \ | d | |
| okay, man!@@ you got the job!@ \-/ |
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