Phreaking Adventures!
Written by ic0n
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A while ago I was at a local payphone, I had a few m1000’s which 
are like a quarter stick of TNT. So being pretty drunk from all 
the keg party’s for the 4th of July I decide it would be fun to 
try to blow a payphone up. 

(Or at lease fuck it up since it ripped me off money before)

It was a hot night in early July here in Ameritech country. Me 
(ic0n), and a few local friend’s decide after all the kegs where 
gone to mess around with some fireworks. Someone said something 
about how it would be funny to blow the change box out of the 
payphone. Little did we know we where about to do just that and 
then some more.

I placed one of the m1000’s in the coin return slot and jammed it 
nice and tight in there.

Someone found some tape and we used it to attach one to the coin 
box. With a little extra wick we had them rigged together and had 
about 10 seconds of time to run. I fired up a Newport and made 
sure everything was alight. We did a final prep talk and decide 
someone would run back to see what happened. I lit the wick and 
began to run into the woods next to the phone. 

There was a huge flash then boom!!! 

2 people decide they would go back with the book bag. (That 
someone just happened to have) they quickly ran back into the 
darkness towards the payphone. About 45 seconds they returned with 
the coin box the coin return slot. We took are drunken asses to a 
friends house that lived up the hill from where we where. There was 
about 120 bucks or so. We split the money up and went on our ways 
for that night. Well my piggy bank was happy that night. I’m pretty 
sure I still have most of that money since I don’t really like 
change. But that’s beside’s the point. 

Well there's one of the many story’s I will be writing for 
Telco-Insiders.

So until next time …….

Peace out!

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 Well people here's another story i have to tell you about.

 One day i did'nt have nothing to do and i had my shitty ass
 tone dialer the kind without memory. I was walking around 
 town trying to find something to do i walked towards the major
 telco cans. when i was close i noticed a linesman at it. being 
 the phreak i am i took that shitty tone dialer and threw it at the 
 linesman. i watch the dialer fly threw the air then SMACK! the
 dialer hit the lineman in the back of the head. By this time 
 i was already running my ass off. The lineman decided he could 
 catch me in his van. He was in such a hurry he left his handset
 and the telco can wide open. I kinda wish i would of went back 
 there and picked up some new toys but i did'nt i ran my happy ass 
 to one my nearby friends houses where i hide out at for an hour or
 so. To this day i've never seen that lineman. I knew the lineman 
 would'nt of cought me since he was way over wieght. It also would 
 of been funny to threw a hamburger at him. or at lease a note with 
 the tone dialer saying something like this......

 ' Dear Mr. Lineman,

  This is a red box it will 0wn y0u. and i bet it hurt like a bitch 
  when this phreaking device smacked you in the back of the head. 
  none the less you smell like goat cheese' (no i don't know what it
  smells like) and some other cool stuff would make this one funny
  think to make a day good.

  I would like to thank rbcp for this idea kinda. he yelled out 
  his window. This is a redbox i just used it or whatever' and 
  had his red box out his window. well thanks rbcp for the idea
  and thank you for reading this story.