File 1/1 By: Xoo "How To Fuq with AOL" 1. Get America Online (Yeah, i know it sucks, but just get it. Its pretty cool compared to other online services, but don't EVER GET FRIENDLY WITH THEM 2. Goto Private Room Server(x) where (x) is a number from 2-11 i.e.: Server (This Room is temporary, and is subject to change, if you find that it has changed, please *I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO CHANGE ONLY THE ROOM NAME* 3. Now, since you are a newbie, ignore all your IM's. IM stands for Instant Message. They're those pesky, annoying windows that come up and sound a chime. Watch the Chat room very closely, and look for anyone MMing. MM stands for Mass Mail. You know someone is mass mailing if you see something like this... ---[Fate MM Bot Loaded]--- Type "whatever" To get on ---[Fate MM Bot Loaded]--- You will not see something like this, but look for the people prompting the room to type a certain thing. Once type it once, you don't wanna scroll... *******REMEMBER: NEVER, NEVER, EVER GIVE YOUR PASSWORD*************** ******* NO MATTER WHAT, STAFF WILL NEVER ASK FOR IT EITHER*********** (some people will ask you, and tell you that they are staff or some shit, but staff will never ask for your password, not even for an OH) 4. Once you get a few MM's ( 4-5 will do nicely),(you'll know you got an MM by checking your mailbox for any mail, if you see a bunch of shit in it such as Some games or app's then you're set) check your mailbox for Master AOL for the version of AOL you are using, remember the older the better, but make sure you have that old version of AOL. (Use aol 2.5, yeah that version is as old as shit, but i used it and hacked into AOL. (this isn't one of my favorite things cause i'm sure at least a million people do this shit daily) 4b. If you don't have it, ask around for it. Not many people give shit for free, so if you trade give the person what they want. ***Remember: RECORD EVERY NAME YOU SEE IN A CHAT AREA ON PAPER********* Or use a program to record every name. This way you can keep the list, just in case if you get TOSed (account termination). You can see who killed you and get revenge... 5. Once you get it, install it on the version of AOL that it supports. Restart AOL, You will see a * menu next to the File menu. Sign on to AOL. If you are able to sign on without any problems, you have beat the SYSTEM (AOL)! Congratulations, Stupid dumb-ass, you ARE NOT A HACKER, DONT FEEL LIKE ONE, DONT ACT LIKE ONE, OR TALK LIKE ONE. Sorry 'bout that, but it's true! AOL is the easiest thing in the world to hack, but that doesn't prevent you from showing off. 6. You have complete control over America Online (You are now what i call a Master Account/Class (see chart) Remote/Server Acct. | } TOS-CATWATCH } Using OH accounts | } (overhead accounts) AOLSTAFF/GUIDES } | MASTER ACCOUNT | Poser Account | Normal User | Outcast Remote/Server Acct. : Have the highest status on AOL, they are the people that are on the AOL computer, and there is NO WAY of becoming one unless you get a job as one. Or if you break into America Online Inc. TOS-CATWatch: Have Plenty of Power, CAN ACCESS Everything, CAN DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT on the spot. (Keyword: Online CRIS) Look up passwords, change them, look up CC#'s, change them. Staff/Guides: Have basically same power as TOS/CAT Account, except for 1 or 2 places that are inaccessable to them. They too can KILL ANYONE's ACCT., at any given time. A way to become a guide is by Sending mail to TLAapply@aol.com. You have to be over 18 (sorry kiddies) have to be on AOL for over 6 months and (here's the biggie)no TOS violations. If you meet the criteria then you can become a guide very easily. I am in the process of doing this myself. Master Account: Have Power to Access Many "Hidden Areas" of AOL such as Surfing Vegas, or Zack's Place, or WB Hamburger Workshop. These are very strange places, and basically they're pretty shitty. But, some of them have awesome music, which is pretty cool. You cant kill anyone's acct. but...there is a way... Poser Account: Got Master.AOL but could not sign on to AOL. But they have the * menu, and they really are no different than Normal Users. Normal Users: You, if you haven't done anything in this file yet. Outcast: If you dont got AOL, You aren't posers, but do this someday, it fuqing ROCKS! 7a. Go to the * menu and click on Invoke Database Record (after signing onto AOL). Type in an invoke code. Ex. 40-32 Press ok a few times or press it 20 times, until it works. You want invoke codes???? Fine, here are some... 7b. Invoke Codes, By: Anonymous, (many various sources) 40-1128 AOL Workers Profiles (list phone numbers and all personal info on AOL workers) 40-20026 Surf Vegas (Its crazy I heard it was the new guide area but I haven't an OH so I'm not sure. 40-11863 High Access search ( Click RIGHT and OFF for access, search for words like ARC, CRIS, INTERNAL, Over Head, Guide, Steve Case) 40-19254 Parenting Test Center (Private area) R+ 40-15405 Rainman Plus Test Area ( This is the Test area for Rainman Plus, I haven't been there for a while so check it out your self) R+ 40-20542 Third Party Programers Forum ( Some Beta shit in here) B 40-20542 Hals Place (This is cool, Go to his homepage for Beavis & Butthead, There also used to be ARC Access from here) 40-11836 Online Cris (nuff Said) 32-2326 JADE (Guide area, I think it sucks personally. I don't even think Guides have used it since like DEC 95. But people are still amazed that they can get into a Guide area) 40-17216 Water World (Access to a couple of test areas and access to ARC) A OK Heres the shit we found in our mission to rob AOL of all confedentiality. 40-30711 Do You Speak German??? (This is a German place on AOL. Its cool lookin and shit but I can't understand a thing in it. 40-30715 You Have Found....... (Animated Beavis and Butthead, I was quite proud of this find.) 40-30035 Software Companies ( a whole shit load and software too) 40-30097 Astrology (Astrology sucks but you can access the UK Main Menu from here) 40-30679 IRC on AOL (Info on how to connect to IRC) 40-30240 Ted Rainman (or somethin its not the Rainman interface though) 40-30574 Village Private Area (Access to ARC and alot of test pages) A 40-30452 Form something ( this lists like 9 invoke codes, I've never seen that before) 40-30445 Security Code (Not sure what this is, It looks like a phone and prompts you to enter security code.) 40-30441 ADMINISTRTIVE FORUM ( this is one of our biggest finds, Check it out) A 40-30433 IP Forum (do you want your own forum?? Go here) 40-30417 Sound Zone (pretty cool its like AOLs testing center for playing sounds Online) 40-30397 Realm of Vampire (??????????) 40-30390 MindBlow (are you on LSD??? Go here.) 40-30388 BEER (ALL about Beer!!!!!!!!!) 40-30360 UK setup and sign on (this is the setup and sign on screen for AOLUK) 40-30861 Remote Staffer App ( You wanna work for AOL?? Go here) 40-30894 Private Area (Another way to get to that UK Main Menu) 40-33139 Send a Page (You need some drugs and don't feel like signin off? You can Page people from this invoke. Pretty fucken cool) 8. YOU HAVE CONTROL OF AOL, Use your power wisely, and don't stay online for too long (8-10 hours), or they'll catch on..... (-eof-) (C)nXo/loteknologies