From KALLISTE@delphi.comTue Sep 10 08:31:19 1996
Date: Tue, 10 Sep 1996 06:21:36 -0500 (EST)
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Subject: Top Ten Reasons Clinton Resigned

                Top Ten Reasons Bill Clinton Resigned

                        by J. Orlin Grabbe

        1. He couldn't stand the thought of Dick Morris writing
        Kenneth Starr's speeches also.

        2. Now that he's defeated Saddam Hussein, there's nothing 
        more left to do.

        3. Hillary asked I-3 to kill all the women who had ever
        given Bill a blowjob, and Dee Dee Myers threatened to go
        public.

        4. Christopher Reeves chained himself to the White House  
        fence.

        5. His nose fell off.

        6. He thought he would leave while he could still sneak
        out the back door of the White House "Big Brother" data base.

        7. The First Lady wanted to get pregnant.

        8. Al Gore promised a pardon if Bill would hoe up
        all the weeds in Gore's tobacco field.

        9. He waited at the Clarion Inn in Fayetteville for three
        days and three nights, but Woody Basset didn't show up with
        any blow.

       10. He wanted to spend more time with his family.

September 10, 1996
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